Thursday

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Whatever happened to that sons of pitches?

said it was too agressive on here.

Really?

well someone obviously changed her profile:

Comments: Im a fat whore

Haha I remember pulling out a gem after she told us her bra size, 36CC.

36? Fat cunt.

Judging from e-mail address it's not admin but could be a fake

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Whatever happened to that sons of pitches?

said it was too agressive on here.

Really?

well someone obviously changed her profile:

Comments: Im a fat whore

Haha I remember pulling out a gem after she told us her bra size, 36CC.

36? Fat cunt.

That was funny actually.

strange, very out of character for you.

Did you hear about the device that makes your dishwasher 95% quieter?

It fits right over her mouth.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Did you hear about the device that makes your dishwasher 95% quieter?

It fits right over her mouth.

Ironic as you have no female in your life to wash your dishes.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Whatever happened to that sons of pitches?

said it was too agressive on here.

Really?

well someone obviously changed her profile:

Comments: Im a fat whore

Haha I remember pulling out a gem after she told us her bra size, 36CC.

36? Fat cunt.

That was funny actually.

strange, very out of character for you.

I believe you laughed at me earlier.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Did you hear about the device that makes your dishwasher 95% quieter?

It fits right over her mouth.

Ironic as you have no female in your life to wash your dishes.

thats the thing with jokes. They dont have to be true to life.

For example;

'I Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! Noone's a match for me and my kettle'

Now, this is actually not true, i havent been to the park lately, havent indulged in a water fight and have never thrown boiling water over children but just for this jolly jape, lets pretend it is.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Did you hear about the device that makes your dishwasher 95% quieter?

It fits right over her mouth.

Ironic as you have no female in your life to wash your dishes.

thats the thing with jokes. They dont have to be true to life.

For example;

'I Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! Noone's a match for me and my kettle'

Now, this is actually not true, i havent been to the park lately, havent indulged in a water fight and have never thrown boiling water over children but just for this jolly jape, lets pretend it is.

pedantic cunt

I was looking for my car keys when my wife screamed out;

"Michael's killed himself, our poor boy's hung himself just because he failed his exams!"

I couldnt believe it, i just stood there in stunned silence... They were in my pocket the whole time.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I was looking for my car keys when my wife screamed out;

"Michael's killed himself, our poor boy's hung himself just because he failed his exams!"

I couldnt believe it, i just stood there in stunned silence... They were in my pocket the whole time.

whats up cunts?
I actually have a shitload of work to do today..

RussianMagician wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I was looking for my car keys when my wife screamed out;

"Michael's killed himself, our poor boy's hung himself just because he failed his exams!"

I couldnt believe it, i just stood there in stunned silence... They were in my pocket the whole time.

whats up cunts?
I actually have a shitload of work to do today..

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Did you hear about the device that makes your dishwasher 95% quieter?

It fits right over her mouth.

Ironic as you have no female in your life to wash your dishes.

thats the thing with jokes. They dont have to be true to life.

For example;

'I Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! Noone's a match for me and my kettle'

Now, this is actually not true, i havent been to the park lately, havent indulged in a water fight and have never thrown boiling water over children but just for this jolly jape, lets pretend it is.

I know this, but i felt like pointing out truth.

That your in the middle of a drought so bad that Africans are donating money to you.

Alright Cunts

To all students who their GCSE's today just remember 2 things

1: You tried your hardest

2: No gherkins on my Big Mac thanks.

Edward Catflap wrote:

Alright Cunts

To all students who their GCSE's today just remember 2 things

1: You tried your hardest

2: No gherkins on my Big Mac thanks.

Old joke is old, just like you.

You been deleting threads Abs? Swear my post count was over 1400 a minute ago.

Mini-Bok wrote:

You been deleting threads Abs? Swear my post count was over 1400 a minute ago.

Yep - Mine has gone down too.

Stop it Abs.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Alright Cunts

To all students who their GCSE's today just remember 2 things

1: You tried your hardest

2: No gherkins on my Big Mac thanks.

Old joke is old, just like you.

Fuck off Johnny No Stars

No Gherkin on my Big Mac ta

Actually thinking of it where's that twat Mark the Mad these days

Its definately worth taking the time to watch this...


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Edward Catflap wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Alright Cunts

To all students who their GCSE's today just remember 2 things

1: You tried your hardest

2: No gherkins on my Big Mac thanks.

Old joke is old, just like you.

Fuck off Johnny No Stars

No Gherkin on my Big Mac ta

Actually thinking of it where's that twat Mark the Mad these days

He'll have a bunch of new trainees

aberdeen abusing his power

Scunt (short for scottish cunt)

Edward Catflap wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Alright Cunts

To all students who their GCSE's today just remember 2 things

1: You tried your hardest

2: No gherkins on my Big Mac thanks.

Old joke is old, just like you.

Fuck off Johnny No Stars

No Gherkin on my Big Mac ta

Actually thinking of it where's that twat Mark the Mad these days

Do you want your pension fund? I'll see to it that the market crashes.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

aberdeen abusing his power

Scunt (short for scottish cunt)

You jessies stop your fucking crying. Im testing something.

bbc have confirmed we have signed squillaci

just a goalkeeper now

I forgot you reckon to work in the City. Which branch of McDonalds is it again

Edward Catflap wrote:

I forgot you reckon to work in the City. Which branch of McDonalds is it again

the one outside billinsgate market i believe.