Friday 27th

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

how much is some? just a wank job then?

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

Ahhh mate - You're getting it anyway.

Even I go laid last night and I am married with 2 children. Expect more of the same tonight.

does your wife know you got laid last night

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa

I knew it. She has fucked you off.

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa

I knew it. She has fucked you off.

Harvey wishes!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

how much is some? just a wank job then?

No, on the way home we dropped my mate off and she said that we were gonna pull over for a bit to 'chat' which i assumed meant have rampant animal sex for 3 or 4 seconds. Turns out it actually meant chat. After about 15 minutes i was properly fucked of so i said i had to get going and made up some shit excuse that i had to be back because my dad was out and i had to go pick him up from the train station. then she started, rubbing it, undid my zip, popped it in her mouth for about 20 seconds then sat back up and said we better get you home so you can go get your dad. I told her he could wait but she werent having none of it, i'm pretty sure she definately knew i was lying.

anyway, i told her to come out with us tomorrow night and she said she would, but i think she wants more than just a shag so i dont think she'll be out. Cunt.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

how much is some? just a wank job then?

No, on the way home we dropped my mate off and she said that we were gonna pull over for a bit to 'chat' which i assumed meant have rampant animal sex for 3 or 4 seconds. Turns out it actually meant chat. After about 15 minutes i was properly fucked of so i said i had to get going and made up some shit excuse that i had to be back because my dad was out and i had to go pick him up from the train station. then she started, rubbing it, undid my zip, popped it in her mouth for about 20 seconds then sat back up and said we better get you home so you can go get your dad. I told her he could wait but she werent having none of it, i'm pretty sure she definately knew i was lying.

anyway, i told her to come out with us tomorrow night and she said she would, but i think she wants more than just a shag so i dont think she'll be out. Cunt.

My day just got a whole lot better.


That is cuntish by her, I congratulate the bitch.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

how much is some? just a wank job then?

No, on the way home we dropped my mate off and she said that we were gonna pull over for a bit to 'chat' which i assumed meant have rampant animal sex for 3 or 4 seconds. Turns out it actually meant chat. After about 15 minutes i was properly fucked of so i said i had to get going and made up some shit excuse that i had to be back because my dad was out and i had to go pick him up from the train station. then she started, rubbing it, undid my zip, popped it in her mouth for about 20 seconds then sat back up and said we better get you home so you can go get your dad. I told her he could wait but she werent having none of it, i'm pretty sure she definately knew i was lying.

anyway, i told her to come out with us tomorrow night and she said she would, but i think she wants more than just a shag so i dont think she'll be out. Cunt.

surprised you didnt blow your load in that 20 seconds

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

how much is some? just a wank job then?

No, on the way home we dropped my mate off and she said that we were gonna pull over for a bit to 'chat' which i assumed meant have rampant animal sex for 3 or 4 seconds. Turns out it actually meant chat. After about 15 minutes i was properly fucked of so i said i had to get going and made up some shit excuse that i had to be back because my dad was out and i had to go pick him up from the train station. then she started, rubbing it, undid my zip, popped it in her mouth for about 20 seconds then sat back up and said we better get you home so you can go get your dad. I told her he could wait but she werent having none of it, i'm pretty sure she definately knew i was lying.

anyway, i told her to come out with us tomorrow night and she said she would, but i think she wants more than just a shag so i dont think she'll be out. Cunt.

My day just got a whole lot better.


That is cuntish by her, I congratulate the bitch.

I dont agree with you often, but i do with this comment

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

me, but he said he'd take pics, if he did and proves it then fair play to the kid, but i think the drought carries on. No pictures/evidence = i dont believe him

Sadly, I small part of me actually feels sorry for him and hopes that he did get his end in.

I dont want your sympathy.

And i'll say no more on the matter.

which means you didnt get any then

worse than that. I got some, but not enough.

she reckons she's coming out with us tonight but god knows.

how much is some? just a wank job then?

No, on the way home we dropped my mate off and she said that we were gonna pull over for a bit to 'chat' which i assumed meant have rampant animal sex for 3 or 4 seconds. Turns out it actually meant chat. After about 15 minutes i was properly fucked of so i said i had to get going and made up some shit excuse that i had to be back because my dad was out and i had to go pick him up from the train station. then she started, rubbing it, undid my zip, popped it in her mouth for about 20 seconds then sat back up and said we better get you home so you can go get your dad. I told her he could wait but she werent having none of it, i'm pretty sure she definately knew i was lying.

anyway, i told her to come out with us tomorrow night and she said she would, but i think she wants more than just a shag so i dont think she'll be out. Cunt.

surprised you didnt blow your load in that 20 seconds

He's exagareating. (i know the spelling is shite)

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

just string her along, get a shag and then chuck her

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

It just gets better and better..............you thought you were on a dead cert, turns out you got one of those clingy psycho cunts!!

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

It just gets better and better..............you thought you were on a dead cert, turns out you got one of those clingy psycho cunts!!

I know. The hilarity is almost too much to bear.

anyway, moving on.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

Look mate, after the drought you've just had, plus the fact that she actually put your penis in her mouth means she's probably worth keeping around.

Relationship or not, it boils down to actually get some, or getting none.

Nicest thing Lawro's ever said about us?

It will be an extremely difficult game for Arsene Wenger's men but I think the days of sides like Blackburn and Bolton surprising Arsenal are starting to become a thing of the past.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

Look mate, after the drought you've just had, plus the fact that she actually put your penis in her mouth means she's probably worth keeping around.

Relationship or not, it boils down to actually get some, or getting none.

bit strange she only put his cock in her mouth for a few seconds - perhaps it smelt of rancid cheese or something

Can only assume it was Magic that banned me.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

Look mate, after the drought you've just had, plus the fact that she actually put your penis in her mouth means she's probably worth keeping around.

Relationship or not, it boils down to actually get some, or getting none.

Not worth it. I'd rather go through the same length dry spell again than get into another relationship.

Just gotta get my mojo.

Cap'n wrote:

Can only assume it was Magic that banned me.

Unbanned

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what do you mean she wants more than a shag? Does she want a relationship then?

yeah thats the impression i get.

why we were sitting there she was talking about how she loves all my mates and their girlfriends and that she'd love to start coming out with us more often.

then she started talking about her family and all this shit.

Then... worst part of all, as we were driving back she put her hand on my leg... not in a seductive way, like right down by the knee. And just stroked it, almost lovingly. Soppy cunt.

Look mate, after the drought you've just had, plus the fact that she actually put your penis in her mouth means she's probably worth keeping around.

Relationship or not, it boils down to actually get some, or getting none.

Not worth it. I'd rather go through the same length dry spell again than get into another relationship.

Just gotta get my mojo.

suit yourself.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Cap'n wrote:

Can only assume it was Magic that banned me.

Unbanned

Old crying prick, didn't even say anything to him yesterday.

Never mind, only today and then 5 days off.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Cap'n wrote:

Can only assume it was Magic that banned me.

Unbanned

Old crying prick, didn't even say anything to him yesterday.

i wondered why you hadnt been on to have a laugh at harvey. what was the reason for your banning then?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Never mind, only today and then 5 days off.

you like your avatar?