Thursday Thread

Mini-Bok wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Morning spades.

g'day.

The drought still ongoing?

Technically yes. Although its a dead cert to end this weekend.

And it wont just be some skank.

whos this dead cert then? not the same one as last week is it

Nope, she did come out with us last Friday actually, but she asked me to go back to her place and i said no!

i thought you were desperate

I was, but you should have seen that tart from last week. She was fucking disgusting.

i saw the piccie you posted (the one from the car experience) - she wasnt that bad - not great but not hideous

na not just that. And you lot are gonna call me a right cunt for this.

I like a good slut as much as anyone but at one stage during the night she followed me into the beer garden, wandered over into a dark corner, pulled her skirt up and started fingering herself. And it actually made me feel sick. Not sure why, she was just a skank.

Send her my way.

Haha, Harvey, im starrting to think you're one of those gays who doesn't actually realise they are gay yet.

Your in the middle of a bad drought, you got a decent looking dame who starts fingering herself infornt of you and you feel sick.

I'd of had a taxi there in 5 minutes taking me back to her place with her.

Agree with this cunt. Although I may have had a few drinks first.

Naturally, of course

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Morning spades.

g'day.

The drought still ongoing?

Technically yes. Although its a dead cert to end this weekend.

And it wont just be some skank.

whos this dead cert then? not the same one as last week is it

Nope, she did come out with us last Friday actually, but she asked me to go back to her place and i said no!

i thought you were desperate

I was, but you should have seen that tart from last week. She was fucking disgusting.

i saw the piccie you posted (the one from the car experience) - she wasnt that bad - not great but not hideous

na not just that. And you lot are gonna call me a right cunt for this.

I like a good slut as much as anyone but at one stage during the night she followed me into the beer garden, wandered over into a dark corner, pulled her skirt up and started fingering herself. And it actually made me feel sick. Not sure why, she was just a skank.

you big girls blouse!

morning

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

You've only had 8/ 12 pages in the last 2 days?

What are you cunts gonna do when i leave next week?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

You've only had 8/ 12 pages in the last 2 days?

What are you cunts gonna do when i leave next week?

throw a party

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

You've only had 8/ 12 pages in the last 2 days?

What are you cunts gonna do when i leave next week?

throw a party

after which sit through 8-12 pages of weeping and moaning about me not being here every day.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

You've only had 8/ 12 pages in the last 2 days?

What are you cunts gonna do when i leave next week?

throw a party

after which sit through 8-12 pages of weeping and moaning about me not being here every day.

funny that i dont remember any weeping and moaning before about you not being on here!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

You've only had 8/ 12 pages in the last 2 days?

What are you cunts gonna do when i leave next week?

throw a party

after which sit through 8-12 pages of weeping and moaning about me not being here every day.

funny that i dont remember any weeping and moaning before about you not being on here!

thats because you can accept me not being here for 2 days. However, when its forever you'll be very different.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

hairy over grown bushes do tend to put me off - who knows what parasites would lurk in there

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

You've only had 8/ 12 pages in the last 2 days?

What are you cunts gonna do when i leave next week?

throw a party

after which sit through 8-12 pages of weeping and moaning about me not being here every day.

funny that i dont remember any weeping and moaning before about you not being on here!

thats because you can accept me not being here for 2 days. However, when its forever you'll be very different.

You've told us you'll be on at lunchtimes. we're not rid of you yet.

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

I also agree with this.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

hairy over grown bushes do tend to put me off - who knows what parasites would lurk in there

I prefer a nice fat and juicy cock inside me to be honest

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

Nope, if anything i was too sober.

She had a stubbly one going on. Not normally enough to put me off.

like i say, i cant explain it, i just couldnt do it.

And i feel better for not doing it.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

Nope, if anything i was too sober.

She had a stubbly one going on. Not normally enough to put me off.

like i say, i cant explain it, i just couldnt do it.

And i feel better for not doing it.

You feel better for not having sex with a female?

Definitely gay.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

Nope, if anything i was too sober.

She had a stubbly one going on. Not normally enough to put me off.

like i say, i cant explain it, i just couldnt do it.

And i feel better for not doing it.

You feel better for not having sex with a female?

Definitely gay.

We'll leave it there for today.

Besides, at most i have 2/3 more days of the dry spell. and then i'll end it with sex with someone who doesnt make me want to vomit.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

Nope, if anything i was too sober.


like i say, i cant explain it, i just couldnt do it.

And i feel better for not doing it.

You feel better for not having sex with a female?

Definitely gay.

We'll leave it there for today.

Besides, at most i have 2/3 more days of the dry spell. and then i'll end it with sex with someone who doesnt make me want to vomit.

how do you know its guaranteed? Unless your paying her of course

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

I'm not even gonna defend myself.

If you'd been there you'd know why i didnt.

Did she have a massive and I mean massive out of control bush. Were her lips hanging at her knee's or was there a bit of the blue waffle going on.

Those are the excuses that I will accept, anything else and your a raving homosexual.

It wouldn't be so bad if you were playing hard to get and were eventually going to tap that.

unless you were really boozed and felt like you might puke in her mouth (ive been like that before) then you've had a shocker!

Nope, if anything i was too sober.

She had a stubbly one going on. Not normally enough to put me off.

like i say, i cant explain it, i just couldnt do it.

And i feel better for not doing it.

You feel better for not having sex with a female?

Definitely gay.

We'll leave it there for today.

Besides, at most i have 2/3 more days of the dry spell. and then i'll end it with sex with someone who doesnt make me want to vomit.

Why is it so guaranteed?

well, in truth its not guaranteed. but I met her Saturday night, spent the whole day with her Monday, went out with her Tuesday night and went for something to eat with her last night.

She's coming out tomorrow night, watching me play football on saturday and coming round mine to watch a film saturday night, that must mean sex... surely?! no?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

well, in truth its not guaranteed. but I met her Saturday night, spent the whole day with her Monday, went out with her Tuesday night and went for something to eat with her last night.

She's coming out tomorrow night, watching me play football on saturday and coming round mine to watch a film saturday night, that must mean sex... surely?! no?

Just means you're both in love.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

well, in truth its not guaranteed. but I met her Saturday night, spent the whole day with her Monday, went out with her Tuesday night and went for something to eat with her last night.

She's coming out tomorrow night, watching me play football on saturday and coming round mine to watch a film saturday night, that must mean sex... surely?! no?

For anyone esle probably yes.....for you, no.

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

well, in truth its not guaranteed. but I met her Saturday night, spent the whole day with her Monday, went out with her Tuesday night and went for something to eat with her last night.

She's coming out tomorrow night, watching me play football on saturday and coming round mine to watch a film saturday night, that must mean sex... surely?! no?

For anyone esle probably yes.....for you, no.

i'm actually starting to agree with you.

Mini-Bok, how was Creamfields?

My cousin went and had to get his stomach pumped.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok, how was Creamfields?

My cousin went and had to get his stomach pumped.

Sensational! Was off my tits on everything and the music was incredible. Plus nailed a Manc bird. All in all probably the best weekend of my life.