Tuesday 11/01/11

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

It's all about Roulette
theres a way to practically never fail, basically put say 1 dollar on each number, 5 on each 4/quarter then you either win your money back, or win alot more
Unless it lands on 0, then your fucked.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

It's all about Roulette
theres a way to practically never fail, basically put say 1 dollar on each number, 5 on each 4/quarter then you either win your money back, or win alot more
Unless it lands on 0, then your fucked.

There is no system to 'beat' Roulette. You can minimise your chances of losses, by spreading a large amount across the table, and hope you don't get cunted. Or, you can bet a small amount and hope you win big.

At the end of the day, it's pure luck. Set yourself a limit, if you lose, you lose, just have fun.

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

But relatively easy money as long as you are sensible and don't bust.

Afternoon cunts.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Not all about winning lots of money though it's about having some fun, and everyone knows the odds are always in the casinos favour anyway

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Not all about winning lots of money though it's about having some fun, and everyone knows the odds are always in the casinos favour anyway

Topper has got a point here. I only gambled for a laugh out there. Set a limit of what I was happy to lose and that was it!

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Not all about winning lots of money though it's about having some fun, and everyone knows the odds are always in the casinos favour anyway

Topper has got a point here. I only gambled for a laugh out there. Set a limit of what I was happy to lose and that was it!

But without trying to be too obvious, it's better NOT to lose money whilst having fun.

Anyone who doesn't set themselves a limit is a fool and probably an addict.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Not all about winning lots of money though it's about having some fun, and everyone knows the odds are always in the casinos favour anyway

Topper has got a point here. I only gambled for a laugh out there. Set a limit of what I was happy to lose and that was it!

But without trying to be too obvious, it's better NOT to lose money whilst having fun.

Anyone who doesn't set themselves a limit is a fool and probably an addict.

Obviously. But not being a big gambler I'll only set aside $100 and if it goes then so be it!!

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Not all about winning lots of money though it's about having some fun, and everyone knows the odds are always in the casinos favour anyway

Topper has got a point here. I only gambled for a laugh out there. Set a limit of what I was happy to lose and that was it!

But without trying to be too obvious, it's better NOT to lose money whilst having fun.

Anyone who doesn't set themselves a limit is a fool and probably an addict.

Obviously. But not being a big gambler I'll only set aside $100 and if it goes then so be it!!

My simple rule, is I only bet what I can afford to lose at the time, whether it's £50 or £500.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

All about the poker and blackjack at casinos for me

Blackjack payout are SHIIIIIT. Especially if you get cunted with a single deck and a crappy 6:5 payout.

Not all about winning lots of money though it's about having some fun, and everyone knows the odds are always in the casinos favour anyway

Topper has got a point here. I only gambled for a laugh out there. Set a limit of what I was happy to lose and that was it!

But without trying to be too obvious, it's better NOT to lose money whilst having fun.

Anyone who doesn't set themselves a limit is a fool and probably an addict.

Obviously. But not being a big gambler I'll only set aside $100 and if it goes then so be it!!

My simple rule, is I only bet what I can afford to lose at the time, whether it's £50 or £500.

But then don't you think Fuck i lost my money, ooh i'll just have 1 more game see if i can get anything back...

I will only play Roulette or Texas hold em.

I'm too much of a tight arse to be a gambler would rather keep what I have than loose it all on the very unlikely chance you will win, don't do online poker though as i would probably just carry on as it doesn't seem like money when you use your card

Admin wrote:

I'm too much of a tight arse to be a gambler would rather keep what I have than loose it all on the very unlikely chance you will win, don't do online poker though as i would probably just carry on as it doesn't seem like money when you use your card

I've played the free games online. Butr problem with the low stakes games is you get total twats going all in on 3,5 off suit.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

I'm too much of a tight arse to be a gambler would rather keep what I have than loose it all on the very unlikely chance you will win, don't do online poker though as i would probably just carry on as it doesn't seem like money when you use your card

I've played the free games online. Butr problem with the low stakes games is you get total twats going all in on 3,5 off suit.

Roulette is my favourite in a casino, especially last year when I won 2.5K on a stag do. Paid for my wife's eternity ring, but that was also helped by the fact that one of my mates on the stag is a jeweller in Hatton Garden, so it came at cost price.

I play poker occasionally online, generally come out about even. You do get twats betting silly with no hands, but as soon as you know who they are, you generally clean up.