Monday - 31/01/11

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

As long as furious masturbation is included in the "porn" section then thats pretty much spot on.

Im contemplating picking up some paper plates on my way home to decrese the ammount of washing up i have to do

Genius.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

if you could have one player in this window, who would you pick?

Rio Ferdinand or Nemanja Vidic.

Ferdinand is useless long term by himself, Vidic is who makes the partnership.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Jammy git...mine hates me again after the weekend.

thought your missus was out on the raz as well/

yeah she was...but she was gonna come and meet us after but i stupidly said id be home soon so not to bother and i didnt get in till Saturady night....what a cunt!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

Got Beatles Rockband yesterday! Drums are so much fun.

Got the original Rockband and the drums are the shit, my mate who is a drummer tried it on hard, got booed off

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

As long as furious masturbation is included in the "porn" section then thats pretty much spot on.

Im contemplating picking up some paper plates on my way home to decrese the ammount of washing up i have to do

Genius.

just need one plate and get take awys all week

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

Got Beatles Rockband yesterday! Drums are so much fun.

Got the original Rockband and the drums are the shit, my mate who is a drummer tried it on hard, got booed off

Im shocking at it, but it's great fun. Can play guitar on hard, but get booed off the drums even on medium! haha.

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

As long as furious masturbation is included in the "porn" section then thats pretty much spot on.

Im contemplating picking up some paper plates on my way home to decrese the ammount of washing up i have to do

Genius.

just need one plate and get take awys all week

As I said, eat them from the containers and no plates needed at all

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

As long as furious masturbation is included in the "porn" section then thats pretty much spot on.

Im contemplating picking up some paper plates on my way home to decrese the ammount of washing up i have to do

Genius.

just need one plate and get take awys all week

As I said, eat them from the containers and no plates needed at all

no fuck that...cant be eating curry outa container....one plate is bearable if you waash it straight away!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

As long as furious masturbation is included in the "porn" section then thats pretty much spot on.

Im contemplating picking up some paper plates on my way home to decrese the ammount of washing up i have to do

Genius.

just need one plate and get take awys all week

They problem with takeaways is they cost a bomb, Got an Iceland just up the road. Chicken kievs £1, burgers with cheese infused in the middle £1. Thats why Ab's shops at iceland.

With the missus away i have lost the car trips to sainsburys, tesco and asda. Im going low key this week

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

if you could have one player in this window, who would you pick?

Rio Ferdinand or Nemanja Vidic.

Ferdinand is useless long term by himself, Vidic is who makes the partnership.

yeah def Vidic for Arsenal

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Missus off to Bristol today for a week. Here comes my week of excess

Otherwise known as a week of xbox, smoking, drinking, and porn

As long as furious masturbation is included in the "porn" section then thats pretty much spot on.

Im contemplating picking up some paper plates on my way home to decrese the ammount of washing up i have to do

Genius.

just need one plate and get take awys all week

They problem with takeaways is they cost a bomb, Got an Iceland just up the road. Chicken kievs £1, burgers with cheese infused in the middle £1. Thats why Ab's shops at iceland.

With the missus away i have lost the car trips to sainsburys, tesco and asda. Im going low key this week

all about chicken shop.....2 strip burgers and chips for £2.50 if you want a chaep one.

Best mangal Kebab is only a fiver and its well good and big.

Curry place does a tenner meal deal....Bhajis, nan, rice and a main with popadoms

Had one of the rankest kebabs on Friday, meat was dry and hard, but the garlic sauce was fucking handsome

Admin wrote:

Had one of the rankest kebabs on Friday, meat was dry and hard, but the garlic sauce was fucking handsome

Dry kebabs need to be drenched in garlic sause for it to be edible, if you leave it for a few minutes then the sauce absorbes into the meat. Treat

Admin wrote:

Had one of the rankest kebabs on Friday, meat was dry and hard, but the garlic sauce was fucking handsome

went and got one yesterady afternoon...mixed kebab, lamb shish, chicken shish and donner meat with salad and untold garlic and chillie sauce. 1st thing id eaten since Friday lunch time...was fucking lovely!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Had one of the rankest kebabs on Friday, meat was dry and hard, but the garlic sauce was fucking handsome

Dry kebabs need to be drenched in garlic sause for it to be edible, if you leave it for a few minutes then the sauce absorbes into the meat. Treat

all about the chillie sauce soaking intio the pitta as well...great stuff!

all about asking for lemon juice 1st then chillie then garlic then salad on top

oh my days!!!

wired new girl at work just said do you think its weird that ive never called a take away....i was like you mean you never actually phoned one up and she said no ive never had one ever!!!

FREAK!!!!

Watched that Social Network last night.....quiet good as it goes....rich little geek cunt!

samiola wrote:

Watched that Social Network last night.....quiet good as it goes....rich little geek cunt!

#

25 billion Facebook is worth....liberty!

samiola wrote:

oh my days!!!

wired new girl at work just said do you think its weird that ive never called a take away....i was like you mean you never actually phoned one up and she said no ive never had one ever!!!

FREAK!!!!

Haha,

Was round at a mates flat a few weeks ago having a smoke and we decided to order up some pizza. The guy has been living in Qatar for about 15 years so listening to him talk to the boy on the phone was hillarious.

Kept turning to us and saying "Stupid india doesn't understand" "Can i order a pizza? What do I want on it, Chicken, and cheese, dont forget the cheese.....and ugh."

Someone else says "get some more meat"

Qatar guy "oh yeah, and meat"

samiola wrote:

samiola wrote:

Watched that Social Network last night.....quiet good as it goes....rich little geek cunt!

#

25 billion Facebook is worth....liberty!

Bono bought 1% of facebook last year for 100 mil, this year his 1% is worth 450 mil..

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oh my days!!!

wired new girl at work just said do you think its weird that ive never called a take away....i was like you mean you never actually phoned one up and she said no ive never had one ever!!!

FREAK!!!!

Haha,

Was round at a mates flat a few weeks ago having a smoke and we decided to order up some pizza. The guy has been living in Qatar for about 15 years so listening to him talk to the boy on the phone was hillarious.

Kept turning to us and saying "Stupid india doesn't understand" "Can i order a pizza? What do I want on it, Chicken, and cheese, dont forget the cheese.....and ugh."

Someone else says "get some more meat"

Qatar guy "oh yeah, and meat"

ha jokes.....had a few comedy ones when we was younger and proper stoned calling up Dominos and asking for Hanky Panky Pie

Tend to order any rake outs on the net via just eat, that way the joeys, Turks and chinkies have a better chance of not fucking my order up

Admin wrote:

Tend to order any rake outs on the net via just eat, that way the joeys, Turks and chinkies have a better chance of not fucking my order up

Hate ordering online, never know if your order is actually in.

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all round where im from all this shit....little cunts!

samiola wrote:

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all round where im from all this shit....little cunts!

What's the betting that the 13 year old is a fergal or at least part fergal