Thursday 15/07/2010

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Hello cunts. Been watching the golf, Rory McIlroy is some player! Same age as me. Sickening.

I know you are

How anyone can watch golf is beyond me, playing it is boring enough

You know I am what?

It's brilliant, hardest sport in the world. By a long distance.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Hello cunts. Been watching the golf, Rory McIlroy is some player! Same age as me. Sickening.

I know you are

How anyone can watch golf is beyond me, playing it is boring enough

You know I am what?

It's brilliant, hardest sport in the world. By a long distance.

Bollocks is it the hardest sport in the world.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Hello cunts. Been watching the golf, Rory McIlroy is some player! Same age as me. Sickening.

I know you are

How anyone can watch golf is beyond me, playing it is boring enough

You know I am what?

It's brilliant, hardest sport in the world. By a long distance.

It's shiite. Shouldn't even be called a 'sport'. A couple of lazy bastards hitting a ball with a club then jumping into those little cars (whatever you call them), not even walking.

Same applies to F1 (though I think that's decent). Men sitting in there cars.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Hello cunts. Been watching the golf, Rory McIlroy is some player! Same age as me. Sickening.

I know you are

How anyone can watch golf is beyond me, playing it is boring enough

You know I am what?

It's brilliant, hardest sport in the world. By a long distance.

Bollocks is it the hardest sport in the world.

Fucking is. Such a difficult sport.

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Hello cunts. Been watching the golf, Rory McIlroy is some player! Same age as me. Sickening.

I know you are

How anyone can watch golf is beyond me, playing it is boring enough

You know I am what?

It's brilliant, hardest sport in the world. By a long distance.

Bollocks is it the hardest sport in the world.

Fucking is. Such a difficult sport.

I'm not saying it's not difficult, just that it is not:

"hardest sport in the world. By a long distance".

But it depends on what you are classifying hard as. Any muppet can stand there and hit a ball. The difficulty is becoming proficient in it. But that is also true of many sports like, Snooker, Tennis, Polo etc. etc. etc. In fact it is probably easier to go play a game of golf somewhere than it is a lot of other sports. I couldn't just turn up somewhere and start playing Polo with no training for example. I also couldn't just decide on a Wednesday afternoon to go and play cricket on my own.

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

In fact, in a poll done by ESPN, where they marked sports on difficulty of 10 different ratings, gold was voted 51st hardest sport in the list. Incidentally, only 1 place above cheerleading.

DBTNW wrote:

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

It's a good crack going to Alexander Palace for the World championship though. Been the last 3 years. 12 lads on the beer for several hours chanting and having a laugh. Not sure I could tell you much about the darts though.

The Magic Man wrote:

In fact, in a poll done by ESPN, where they marked sports on difficulty of 10 different ratings, gold was voted 51st hardest sport in the list. Incidentally, only 1 place above cheerleading.

But cheerleading can make you hard

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

It's a good crack going to Alexander Palace for the World championship though. Been the last 3 years. 12 lads on the beer for several hours chanting and having a laugh. Not sure I could tell you much about the darts though.

That's all they ever seem to do. Do they even get paid, good money?

DBTNW wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

It's a good crack going to Alexander Palace for the World championship though. Been the last 3 years. 12 lads on the beer for several hours chanting and having a laugh. Not sure I could tell you much about the darts though.

That's all they ever seem to do. Do they even get paid, good money?

If they are good, they can earn about £1M a year, so not too bad.

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

In fact, in a poll done by ESPN, where they marked sports on difficulty of 10 different ratings, gold was voted 51st hardest sport in the list. Incidentally, only 1 place above cheerleading.

But cheerleading can make you hard

Tis true. Especially looking at cheerleaders on certain web sites.

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

In fact, in a poll done by ESPN, where they marked sports on difficulty of 10 different ratings, gold was voted 51st hardest sport in the list. Incidentally, only 1 place above cheerleading.

But cheerleading can make you hard

Tis true. Especially looking at cheerleaders on certain web sites.

To be honest the cheerleader thing has never done anything for me, perhaps it's because we didn't really have them in this country when i was younger, Give me a good old fashioned sexy secretary any day for a fantasy

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

It's a good crack going to Alexander Palace for the World championship though. Been the last 3 years. 12 lads on the beer for several hours chanting and having a laugh. Not sure I could tell you much about the darts though.

That's all they ever seem to do. Do they even get paid, good money?

If they are good, they can earn about £1M a year, so not too bad.

Not bad for some fat bastards standing around throwing sharp objects.

The Magic Man wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Admin wrote:

I think my Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak i baught from Toys R Us is broken, all the girls in the changing room can still see me wanking

I'm away for a fortnight as from tomorrow

Where to?

Highcliffe nr Christchurch

DBTNW wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

It's a good crack going to Alexander Palace for the World championship though. Been the last 3 years. 12 lads on the beer for several hours chanting and having a laugh. Not sure I could tell you much about the darts though.

That's all they ever seem to do. Do they even get paid, good money?

If they are good, they can earn about £1M a year, so not too bad.

Not bad for some fat bastards standing around throwing sharp objects.

seriously though it is quite a dangerous game for them, with that much weight standing up is difficult enough, nevermind the damage they could do to there backs when throwing the arrows

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Hello cunts. Been watching the golf, Rory McIlroy is some player! Same age as me. Sickening.

I know you are

How anyone can watch golf is beyond me, playing it is boring enough

You know I am what?

It's brilliant, hardest sport in the world. By a long distance.

It's only hard cos you're shit at it

Edward Catflap wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Admin wrote:

I think my Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak i baught from Toys R Us is broken, all the girls in the changing room can still see me wanking

I'm away for a fortnight as from tomorrow

Where to?

Highcliffe nr Christchurch

New Zealand is meant to be nice, but why go there when it's there winter, it has the same sort of climate as Blighty

How do you know if you are in a Jewish Cafe?



They serve Kosher food you thick cunt

Edward Catflap wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Admin wrote:

I think my Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak i baught from Toys R Us is broken, all the girls in the changing room can still see me wanking

I'm away for a fortnight as from tomorrow

Where to?

Highcliffe nr Christchurch

I know that area pretty well.

Very nice.

Admin wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

DBTNW wrote:

Admin wrote:

Its like Darts, how the fuck you can count that as a sport, OK its a game, but its hardly a sport is it, i mean I'm a fat git but i am nowhere near the size of most darts players

Agreed. Think Darts is some boring dross though.
Anyone watch UFC?

It's a good crack going to Alexander Palace for the World championship though. Been the last 3 years. 12 lads on the beer for several hours chanting and having a laugh. Not sure I could tell you much about the darts though.

That's all they ever seem to do. Do they even get paid, good money?

If they are good, they can earn about £1M a year, so not too bad.

Not bad for some fat bastards standing around throwing sharp objects.

seriously though it is quite a dangerous game for them, with that much weight standing up is difficult enough, nevermind the damage they could do to there backs when throwing the arrows

& all the beer they need to get through. Terrible for their kidneys.

Fucking cooked me a lovely steak last night, followed the recipe from the knor advert, mash the beef cube into some olive oil to make a paste, then, spread it on to the steak, cooked it on a griddle pan, Juicy and tasty as fuck

Afternoon cunt bags

Admin wrote:

Fucking cooked me a lovely steak last night, followed the recipe from the knor advert, mash the beef cube into some olive oil to make a paste, then, spread it on to the steak, cooked it on a griddle pan, Juicy and tasty as fuck

Surprised you can follow instructions.