Monday 19/07/2010

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

BRANNIGANS!!

beef and mustard??

had a dominos yesterday....25 quid for a load of shite....fucking rip off!

Got a £25 gift voucher for Pizza Hut I won at my nephews summer fete, Wifes birthday tomorrow so guess where i am taking her for lunch as we both have the day off

Fucking hell. Don't go overboard and spoil her too much...

Well i did shell out £500 on her present so the bitch can't moan

She always wanted a gold watch and as it's her 30th I thought why not, plus she might let me take her up the wrong un

Who wears gold nowadays?

I know but she always wanted a gold watch

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

BRANNIGANS!!

beef and mustard??

had a dominos yesterday....25 quid for a load of shite....fucking rip off!

Got a £25 gift voucher for Pizza Hut I won at my nephews summer fete, Wifes birthday tomorrow so guess where i am taking her for lunch as we both have the day off

Fucking hell. Don't go overboard and spoil her too much...

Well i did shell out £500 on her present so the bitch can't moan

She always wanted a gold watch and as it's her 30th I thought why not, plus she might let me take her up the wrong un

£500 just to fuck her in the wrong un?

Just fucking tie her up and blind fold her, then shove it up her arse anyway.

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

BRANNIGANS!!

beef and mustard??

had a dominos yesterday....25 quid for a load of shite....fucking rip off!

Got a £25 gift voucher for Pizza Hut I won at my nephews summer fete, Wifes birthday tomorrow so guess where i am taking her for lunch as we both have the day off

Fucking hell. Don't go overboard and spoil her too much...

Well i did shell out £500 on her present so the bitch can't moan

She always wanted a gold watch and as it's her 30th I thought why not, plus she might let me take her up the wrong un

Who wears gold nowadays?

I know but she always wanted a gold watch

Will she be able to tell that you've bought her a fake one? You could explain that on expensive watches the hands are meant to go backwards...

Wenger - There isn't a No 1 at Arsenal
7/1 Arsenal win EPL Bet £10 get £20 Free 33/1 Chamakh Top EPL Scorer Bet £10 get £20 Free By Nick Teale

Arsène Wenger does not currently have a No 1 keeper.

The Arsenal manager has been speaking about his goalkeeping situation and says the Club is still in the market for a new keeper, though he dismissed links with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.

Lukasz Fabianski, Vito Mannone and Wojciech Szczesny all appeared between the sticks in Saturday's pre-season win over Barnet while Manuel Almunia was sick. Afterwards Wenger confirmed that the No 1 spot was open for next season

"We are still active in the transfer market," he said after the 4-0 win.

"At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.

When asked about media reports linking him with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer, Wenger replied: "Not really.

"We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals."

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

BRANNIGANS!!

beef and mustard??

had a dominos yesterday....25 quid for a load of shite....fucking rip off!

Got a £25 gift voucher for Pizza Hut I won at my nephews summer fete, Wifes birthday tomorrow so guess where i am taking her for lunch as we both have the day off

Fucking hell. Don't go overboard and spoil her too much...

Well i did shell out £500 on her present so the bitch can't moan

She always wanted a gold watch and as it's her 30th I thought why not, plus she might let me take her up the wrong un

£500 just to fuck her in the wrong un?

Just fucking tie her up and blind fold her, then shove it up her arse anyway.

No £500 because i lover her and its a milestone birthday, hopefully she will do the same for my 30th in January rather than just get me a DVD and some socks as per normal, the rear action would just be a nice way of her to say thank you, but it wiould be even better if she would get her 25 year old sister with big tits involved

The Magic Man wrote:

Wenger - There isn't a No 1 at Arsenal
7/1 Arsenal win EPL Bet £10 get £20 Free 33/1 Chamakh Top EPL Scorer Bet £10 get £20 Free By Nick Teale

Arsène Wenger does not currently have a No 1 keeper.

The Arsenal manager has been speaking about his goalkeeping situation and says the Club is still in the market for a new keeper, though he dismissed links with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.

Lukasz Fabianski, Vito Mannone and Wojciech Szczesny all appeared between the sticks in Saturday's pre-season win over Barnet while Manuel Almunia was sick. Afterwards Wenger confirmed that the No 1 spot was open for next season

"We are still active in the transfer market," he said after the 4-0 win.

"At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.

When asked about media reports linking him with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer, Wenger replied: "Not really.

"We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals."

IF YOU DONT GET A KEEPER YOU WILL WIN FUCK ALL ONCE AGAIN I AM AFFraid...cant be assed to type that again so caps it is!

your stuck with this cunt!!

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samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Wenger - There isn't a No 1 at Arsenal
7/1 Arsenal win EPL Bet £10 get £20 Free 33/1 Chamakh Top EPL Scorer Bet £10 get £20 Free By Nick Teale

Arsène Wenger does not currently have a No 1 keeper.

The Arsenal manager has been speaking about his goalkeeping situation and says the Club is still in the market for a new keeper, though he dismissed links with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.

Lukasz Fabianski, Vito Mannone and Wojciech Szczesny all appeared between the sticks in Saturday's pre-season win over Barnet while Manuel Almunia was sick. Afterwards Wenger confirmed that the No 1 spot was open for next season

"We are still active in the transfer market," he said after the 4-0 win.

"At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.

When asked about media reports linking him with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer, Wenger replied: "Not really.

"We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals."

IF YOU DONT GET A KEEPER YOU WILL WIN FUCK ALL ONCE AGAIN I AM AFFraid...cant be assed to type that again so caps it is!

your stuck with this cunt!!

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I don't know what's worse in that photo:

1) Having a rat as a pet.
2) Putting said rat in a pink coat.
3) The fact that that cunt is our keeper.

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Wenger - There isn't a No 1 at Arsenal
7/1 Arsenal win EPL Bet £10 get £20 Free 33/1 Chamakh Top EPL Scorer Bet £10 get £20 Free By Nick Teale

Arsène Wenger does not currently have a No 1 keeper.

The Arsenal manager has been speaking about his goalkeeping situation and says the Club is still in the market for a new keeper, though he dismissed links with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.

Lukasz Fabianski, Vito Mannone and Wojciech Szczesny all appeared between the sticks in Saturday's pre-season win over Barnet while Manuel Almunia was sick. Afterwards Wenger confirmed that the No 1 spot was open for next season

"We are still active in the transfer market," he said after the 4-0 win.

"At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.

When asked about media reports linking him with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer, Wenger replied: "Not really.

"We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals."

IF YOU DONT GET A KEEPER YOU WILL WIN FUCK ALL ONCE AGAIN I AM AFFraid...cant be assed to type that again so caps it is!

your stuck with this cunt!!

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Only 1 food thing about that photo, at least he is not carrying the dog, and that terrier is not to bad either

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Wenger - There isn't a No 1 at Arsenal
7/1 Arsenal win EPL Bet £10 get £20 Free 33/1 Chamakh Top EPL Scorer Bet £10 get £20 Free By Nick Teale

Arsène Wenger does not currently have a No 1 keeper.

The Arsenal manager has been speaking about his goalkeeping situation and says the Club is still in the market for a new keeper, though he dismissed links with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.

Lukasz Fabianski, Vito Mannone and Wojciech Szczesny all appeared between the sticks in Saturday's pre-season win over Barnet while Manuel Almunia was sick. Afterwards Wenger confirmed that the No 1 spot was open for next season

"We are still active in the transfer market," he said after the 4-0 win.

"At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.

When asked about media reports linking him with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer, Wenger replied: "Not really.

"We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals."

IF YOU DONT GET A KEEPER YOU WILL WIN FUCK ALL ONCE AGAIN I AM AFFraid...cant be assed to type that again so caps it is!

your stuck with this cunt!!

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I don't know what's worse in that photo:

1) Having a rat as a pet.
2) Putting said rat in a pink coat.
3) The fact that that cunt is our keeper.

number 3 surely

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Wenger - There isn't a No 1 at Arsenal
7/1 Arsenal win EPL Bet £10 get £20 Free 33/1 Chamakh Top EPL Scorer Bet £10 get £20 Free By Nick Teale

Arsène Wenger does not currently have a No 1 keeper.

The Arsenal manager has been speaking about his goalkeeping situation and says the Club is still in the market for a new keeper, though he dismissed links with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer.

Lukasz Fabianski, Vito Mannone and Wojciech Szczesny all appeared between the sticks in Saturday's pre-season win over Barnet while Manuel Almunia was sick. Afterwards Wenger confirmed that the No 1 spot was open for next season

"We are still active in the transfer market," he said after the 4-0 win.

"At the moment, in pre-season, there is no No 1 - you have to give a chance to everyone to show how good he is. You cannot decide that today.

When asked about media reports linking him with Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer, Wenger replied: "Not really.

"We are still looking at various situations, but I would not like to come out on any individuals."

IF YOU DONT GET A KEEPER YOU WILL WIN FUCK ALL ONCE AGAIN I AM AFFraid...cant be assed to type that again so caps it is!

your stuck with this cunt!!

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I don't know what's worse in that photo:

1) Having a rat as a pet.
2) Putting said rat in a pink coat.
3) The fact that that cunt is our keeper.

4) Your keeper is as bent as a nine bob note!

Seriously if you get asked to watch a film called a Serbian Film, don't; not only is it shite, but it will make you feel sick I wish i had never watched it

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Seriously if you get asked to watch a film called a Serbian Film, don't not only is it shite, but it will make you feel sick I wish i had never watched it

never heard of it....wanna see Predators...sounds quality for a bit of a laugh

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Seriously if you get asked to watch a film called a Serbian Film, don't not only is it shite, but it will make you feel sick I wish i had never watched it

never heard of it....wanna see Predators...sounds quality for a bit of a laugh

Yes Predators does look like one of those let your mind sleep films, but should be good.

A Serbian Film

an ex porn actor and his family are struggling for money, his ex porn partner contacts him and says there is a new director who makes art porn, who wants him for a film for good money but he must not know what the film is about. Sickening scenes include a woman (hi ex porn partner) having her teeth removed by pliers (you dont see the extraction just the teeth and pliers on the floor and her mouth with no teeth) having a cock stuck down her throat and her nosed pinched suffocating and killing her, a man getting his eye socket fucked until he dies, and those are 2 of the more pleasant scenes

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Seriously if you get asked to watch a film called a Serbian Film, don't not only is it shite, but it will make you feel sick I wish i had never watched it

never heard of it....wanna see Predators...sounds quality for a bit of a laugh

Yes Predators does look like one of those let your mind sleep films, but should be good.

A Serbian Film

an ex porn actor and his family are struggling for money, his ex porn partner contacts him and says there is a new director who makes art porn, who wants him for a film for good money but he must not know what the film is about. Sickening scenes include a woman (hi ex porn partner) having her teeth removed by pliers (you dont see the extraction just the teeth and pliers on the floor and her mouth with no teeth) having a cock stuck down her throat and her nosed pinched suffocating and killing her, a man getting his eye socket fucked until he dies, and those are 2 of the more pleasant scenes

bet you knocked at least 2 out whilst watching!!

I love Mock the week!

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

8 out of 10 cats is much better!

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Seriously if you get asked to watch a film called a Serbian Film, don't not only is it shite, but it will make you feel sick I wish i had never watched it

never heard of it....wanna see Predators...sounds quality for a bit of a laugh

Yes Predators does look like one of those let your mind sleep films, but should be good.

A Serbian Film

an ex porn actor and his family are struggling for money, his ex porn partner contacts him and says there is a new director who makes art porn, who wants him for a film for good money but he must not know what the film is about. Sickening scenes include a woman (hi ex porn partner) having her teeth removed by pliers (you dont see the extraction just the teeth and pliers on the floor and her mouth with no teeth) having a cock stuck down her throat and her nosed pinched suffocating and killing her, a man getting his eye socket fucked until he dies, and those are 2 of the more pleasant scenes

bet you knocked at least 2 out whilst watching!!

No you dont actually see any penetration etc, its just implied but i was nearly sick at one scene

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

8 out of 10 cats is much better!

Its close. Mock the week with Frankie Boyle wins.

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

Gone down hill since Frankie Boyle left, but still good, just not as good, if only they can get rid of Andy Parsons and stop booking that wierd bloke every other week who is not funny

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

Gone down hill since Frankie Boyle left, but still good, just not as good, if only they can get rid of Andy Parsons and stop booking that wierd bloke every other week who is not funny

cant satnd andy parsons either strange little man and Russel Howard is about as funny as sun burn...hate that guy!

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

8 out of 10 cats is much better!

Its close. Mock the week with Frankie Boyle wins.

Sean Lock and Jason Manford on 8/10 Cats are both quality!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

8 out of 10 cats is much better!

Its close. Mock the week with Frankie Boyle wins.

Sean Lock and Jason Manford on 8/10 Cats are both quality!

I prefer 8/10 cats too.

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

Gone down hill since Frankie Boyle left, but still good, just not as good, if only they can get rid of Andy Parsons and stop booking that wierd bloke every other week who is not funny

cant satnd andy parsons either strange little man and Russel Howard is about as funny as sun burn...hate that guy!

I quite like Andy Parsons, does come out with some gems.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

Gone down hill since Frankie Boyle left, but still good, just not as good, if only they can get rid of Andy Parsons and stop booking that wierd bloke every other week who is not funny

cant satnd andy parsons either strange little man and Russel Howard is about as funny as sun burn...hate that guy!

I quite like Andy Parsons, does come out with some gems.

He would be OK if you didnt have to look at the cunt...he looks a bit like the mutant from Total Recall, this cunt.......

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his voice annoys me as well!

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I love Mock the week!

Gone down hill since Frankie Boyle left, but still good, just not as good, if only they can get rid of Andy Parsons and stop booking that wierd bloke every other week who is not funny

cant satnd andy parsons either strange little man and Russel Howard is about as funny as sun burn...hate that guy!

I actually quite like Russel Howard, not the best but alright

Bill Bailey is class, Jack Dee is brilliant at dead pan, Lee Evans is just a sweaty cunt, Jo Brand fuck off (in fact most female comedians can fuck off)