Thursday 12-08-2010

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain cunt......you will be keen to know the missus did cook me dinner last night, hence i have my houmous and pitta bread for lunch today........lovely stuff!

Pathetic. Beer & Burger for me. Or JP Cheese & Beans.

So, you telling me you only ever eat meat!?

What part of jacket potato, cheese & beans is meat you cunt?

I read beer and burger, stupid cunt.

So you just totally disregarded the last part of the sentence? Plus, it could of been a veggie burger.

Yes i did.

I still fail to see the problem with my lunch choice............the fact you are the only cunt thinking this way makes me right, as ever.

How does it make you right. It's my opinion, that your lunch is shit.

Your opinion is clearly wrong.

Alright. Enjoy your humous and celery you fucking girl

No celery, plus you forgot the pitta bread, taramasalata and strawberry yoghurt after.

Youl be on the Slim Fast shakes next and those cunty Rice crisps

Snack-a-jacks? because the sour cream and chive/salt and vinegar ones are ace. fuck the caramel ones though

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain cunt......you will be keen to know the missus did cook me dinner last night, hence i have my houmous and pitta bread for lunch today........lovely stuff!

Pathetic. Beer & Burger for me. Or JP Cheese & Beans.

So, you telling me you only ever eat meat!?

What part of jacket potato, cheese & beans is meat you cunt?

I read beer and burger, stupid cunt.

So you just totally disregarded the last part of the sentence? Plus, it could of been a veggie burger.

Yes i did.

I still fail to see the problem with my lunch choice............the fact you are the only cunt thinking this way makes me right, as ever.

How does it make you right. It's my opinion, that your lunch is shit.

Your opinion is clearly wrong.

Alright. Enjoy your humous and celery you fucking girl

No celery, plus you forgot the pitta bread, taramasalata and strawberry yoghurt after.

Youl be on the Slim Fast shakes next and those cunty Rice crisps

Snack-a-jacks? because the sour cream and chive/salt and vinegar ones are ace. fuck the caramel ones though

Snack a jacks are shit

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain cunt......you will be keen to know the missus did cook me dinner last night, hence i have my houmous and pitta bread for lunch today........lovely stuff!

Pathetic. Beer & Burger for me. Or JP Cheese & Beans.

So, you telling me you only ever eat meat!?

What part of jacket potato, cheese & beans is meat you cunt?

I read beer and burger, stupid cunt.

So you just totally disregarded the last part of the sentence? Plus, it could of been a veggie burger.

Yes i did.

I still fail to see the problem with my lunch choice............the fact you are the only cunt thinking this way makes me right, as ever.

How does it make you right. It's my opinion, that your lunch is shit.

Your opinion is clearly wrong.

Alright. Enjoy your humous and celery you fucking girl

No celery, plus you forgot the pitta bread, taramasalata and strawberry yoghurt after.

Youl be on the Slim Fast shakes next and those cunty Rice crisps

Snack-a-jacks? because the sour cream and chive/salt and vinegar ones are ace. fuck the caramel ones though

Careful or Captain will call you a Fucking Girl!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain cunt......you will be keen to know the missus did cook me dinner last night, hence i have my houmous and pitta bread for lunch today........lovely stuff!

Pathetic. Beer & Burger for me. Or JP Cheese & Beans.

So, you telling me you only ever eat meat!?

What part of jacket potato, cheese & beans is meat you cunt?

I read beer and burger, stupid cunt.

So you just totally disregarded the last part of the sentence? Plus, it could of been a veggie burger.

Yes i did.

I still fail to see the problem with my lunch choice............the fact you are the only cunt thinking this way makes me right, as ever.

How does it make you right. It's my opinion, that your lunch is shit.

Your opinion is clearly wrong.

Alright. Enjoy your humous and celery you fucking girl

No celery, plus you forgot the pitta bread, taramasalata and strawberry yoghurt after.

Youl be on the Slim Fast shakes next and those cunty Rice crisps

Snack-a-jacks? because the sour cream and chive/salt and vinegar ones are ace. fuck the caramel ones though

Worst snack ever invented......should not even be allowed to be sold in the crisps section of the paki shop

Chilli snak a jaks are king

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

4+ hours of footy yesterday really seems like it was a bad idea today!
struggling to move!, and have a bandaged up foot!


But i did show up a stoke youth player :cheers:

shagsarsenal wrote:

4+ hours of footy yesterday really seems like it was a bad idea today!
struggling to move!, and have a bandaged up foot!


But i did show up a stoke youth player :cheers:

What you do? stick his cock in your mouth!?

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Is that before you catch up on Neighbours and home and away

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

4+ hours of footy yesterday really seems like it was a bad idea today!
struggling to move!, and have a bandaged up foot!


But i did show up a stoke youth player :cheers:

What you do? stick his cock in your mouth!?

Oh here we go, TBOKs fantasising again shirt lifting cunt

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Masterchef is great.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Is that before you catch up on Neighbours and home and away

Dont watch them anymore, used to.....hotbed for fit aussie birds they were.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Masterchef is great.

Agreed.

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Is that before you catch up on Neighbours and home and away

Dont watch them anymore, used to.....hotbed for fit aussie birds they were.

Definitely in neighbours - Kimberly Davis

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Is that before you catch up on Neighbours and home and away

Dont watch them anymore, used to.....hotbed for fit aussie birds they were.

Definitely in neighbours - Kimberly Davis

Holly vallance.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Is that before you catch up on Neighbours and home and away

Dont watch them anymore, used to.....hotbed for fit aussie birds they were.

Definitely in neighbours - Kimberly Davis

is that Analise, she was amazing!!

Right, Lunch time has arrived.

Pitta bread – Check

Houmous – Check

Taramasalata – Check

Strawberry yoghurt and spoon – Check

Bottle of water – Check

Masterchef on the I-Player - Check

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Masterchef is great.

im partial to a bit of Masterchef to be fair...the judges are cunts thou!

TBOK wrote:

Right, Lunch time has arrived.

Pitta bread – Check

Houmous – Check

Taramasalata – Check

Strawberry yoghurt and spoon – Check

Bottle of water – Check

Masterchef on the I-Player - Check

Hair straightners-Check

Make up- check

Love Beads up your arris- Check

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

I will inform you all that i also intend to watch masterchef while i eat my lunch..........let the cunting off begin!

Masterchef is great.

im partial to a bit of Masterchef to be fair...the judges are cunts thou!

Saw an episode a few months back. Some geeky bloke created a pea, but in a capsule type format, so the pea would burst with like a hulabaloo effect. Looked sensational.

You'll be pleased to know Sami I'm going to Brick Lane later. I would ask if you wanted anything, but I don't think they do Lonsdale tracksuits over there.

Captain Obvious wrote:

You'll be pleased to know Sami I'm going to Brick Lane later. I would ask if you wanted anything, but I don't think they do Lonsdale tracksuits over there.

Ha ha....not my style, went shopping last week as it goes, done 500 quid in Selfridges....Dieesl Hugo Boss and All Saints! Fuckin double lumpy clobber!
Got a 60 quid Amerivan apparel voucher as well gonna go get a couple of hoodies later on...nice!

Brick Lane eh, your like my brother he loves his Rascal Clobber!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

You'll be pleased to know Sami I'm going to Brick Lane later. I would ask if you wanted anything, but I don't think they do Lonsdale tracksuits over there.

Ha ha....not my style, went shopping last week as it goes, done 500 quid in Selfridges....Dieesl Hugo Boss and All Saints! Fuckin double lumpy clobber!
Got a 60 quid Amerivan apparel voucher as well gonna go get a couple of hoodies later on...nice!

Brick Lane eh, your like my brother he loves his Rascal Clobber!

Speak English you cunts!

Cunt! This woman at work promised cakes for her birthday when she got back from lunch

so i went to lunch (after her) and didnt get any thing as i thought the cakes would be here when i got back.

She seems to have disappeared now with no cakes! Cunt!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Cunt! This woman at work promised cakes for her birthday when she got back from lunch

so i went to lunch (after her) and didnt get any thing as i thought the cakes would be here when i got back.

She seems to have disappeared now with no cakes! Cunt!

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