Cheery Friday Thread 20-8-10

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

One of our football team broke his ankle at training last night. Took the ambulance 1 hour 45 minutes to get there.

an hour and 45 mins??? Lazy fuckers

i know, they said it wasnt serious.

I'd imagine that it hurt a bit though.

But, It's not exactly life threatening, so not top of the priorities.

Why didn't someone drive him to the hospital?

yeah its true, but the poor bastard nearly passed out.

Well our football pitch is about a 500metre walk from the car park and we didnt wanna risk carrying him that far becase there's a really narrow bridge to get over a stream.

morning sleegs!

fuck me my work computer is Chuff.....half hour to open outlook and Mozilla...LONG!

yeah that was pretty much the midget story except in my one the guy had done loads of acid was on his way home and got in a fight with a goblin, he captured the goblin and locked him in the cupboard under the stairs...his mates come round later on and the guy expalins the story and says "look i got the little cunt" opens the cupboard and theres a human midget unconscious and tied up

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

Come on Leeds.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

yeah its away....Dirty Leeds!
win again and we should stay top!!
going Arsenal tomo as well, should be a drubbing and i get to have a Chicken Balti pie with beans....happy days!

i love this GCSE bitesize website. its awesome.

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

yeah its away....Dirty Leeds!
win again and we should stay top!!
going Arsenal tomo as well, should be a drubbing and i get to have a Chicken Balti pie with beans....happy days!

where abouts are you sitting then

what is the chicken balti like, ive never had food at the emirates

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

i love this GCSE bitesize website. its awesome.

You doing some grooming?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

i love this GCSE bitesize website. its awesome.

Lots of pictures of pre 16 boys?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

yeah its away....Dirty Leeds!
win again and we should stay top!!
going Arsenal tomo as well, should be a drubbing and i get to have a Chicken Balti pie with beans....happy days!

where abouts are you sitting then

what is the chicken balti like, ive never had food at the emirates

It's good. Small and pricey, but good.

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

i love this GCSE bitesize website. its awesome.

You doing some grooming?

If she's old enough to read,
she's old enough to bleed

Here's a question.

If your sister-in-law was going to be staying with you for 3 months (5 nights a week), would you charge her rent?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

i love this GCSE bitesize website. its awesome.

You doing some grooming?

If she's old enough to read,
she's old enough to bleed

If there's grass on the wicket, let play commence.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

i love this GCSE bitesize website. its awesome.

Lots of pictures of pre 16 boys?

yep .love it.

The Magic Man wrote:

Here's a question.

If your sister-in-law was going to be staying with you for 3 months (5 nights a week), would you charge her rent?

A blowjob every couple of days should cover it

The Magic Man wrote:

Here's a question.

If your sister-in-law was going to be staying with you for 3 months (5 nights a week), would you charge her rent?

Na, you cant ask her to. you can hope she offers and then, cut whatever she offers in half, but you cant ask her.

bacon, sausage & eg groll just arrived....treat

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

Come on Leeds.

Die

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Here's a question.

If your sister-in-law was going to be staying with you for 3 months (5 nights a week), would you charge her rent?

Na, you cant ask her to. you can hope she offers and then, cut whatever she offers in half, but you cant ask her.

does she have a job

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

Come on Leeds.

Die

will you be wearing your Galatasaray shirt?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Here's a question.

If your sister-in-law was going to be staying with you for 3 months (5 nights a week), would you charge her rent?

Na, you cant ask her to. you can hope she offers and then, cut whatever she offers in half, but you cant ask her.

does she have a job

Yep hence why she is staying with us.

Pregnant and due 1st Jan. She's a teacher in London (paid about £50K per year) moving with her husband down to Dorset, but needs to work this term to get he maternity pay. Just buying their 1st home and rent finishes on her place this weekend. Offered to put her up, so she can save money for the new home, until she goes on maternity.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

yeah its away....Dirty Leeds!
win again and we should stay top!!
going Arsenal tomo as well, should be a drubbing and i get to have a Chicken Balti pie with beans....happy days!

where abouts are you sitting then

what is the chicken balti like, ive never had food at the emirates

Club level North bank end between the goal and the east side.... Chicken Balti pies are the nuts! Cost a fiver, all good when you neck a couple of free pints at half time thou. Cant do a pie and 2 pints at half time thou...made that mistake before, i was burping curry for a week!

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

Come on Leeds.

Die

There probably will be some deaths in a game between those 2 cuntish set of fans.

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Here's a question.

If your sister-in-law was going to be staying with you for 3 months (5 nights a week), would you charge her rent?

Na, you cant ask her to. you can hope she offers and then, cut whatever she offers in half, but you cant ask her.

does she have a job

Yep hence why she is staying with us.

Pregnant and due 1st Jan. She's a teacher in London (paid about £50K per year) moving with her husband down to Dorset, but needs to work this term to get he maternity pay. Just buying their 1st home and rent finishes on her place this weekend. Offered to put her up, so she can save money for the new home, until she goes on maternity.

Ahhh, you cant offer to let them stay then charge them rent.

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami, your lot ready for dirty leeds tomorrow?

yeah its away....Dirty Leeds!
win again and we should stay top!!
going Arsenal tomo as well, should be a drubbing and i get to have a Chicken Balti pie with beans....happy days!

where abouts are you sitting then

what is the chicken balti like, ive never had food at the emirates

Club level North bank end between the goal and the east side.... Chicken Balti pies are the nuts! Cost a fiver, all good when you neck a couple of free pints at half time thou. Cant do a pie and 2 pints at half time thou...made that mistake before, i was burping curry for a week!

It's all about necking 2 free pints at half time. Did 3 once, but man was I gassy for the 2nd half. Not comfortable and needed a piss all through the half.