Thursday

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way did you see that bird who's body you posted on here

Its tonight, she's giving me a lift home from the pub after football training!

I got a nosh in the front seat after a lift home last night. There's the challenge.

I think i can probably achieve that. Provided i can contain my excitement long enough to get it in her mouth.

and providing she can find it - she'll probably think shes chewing on a cheesy wotsit

Be amusing if he picks up an injury at training and has to go to hospital instead...

That would not be funny. If i dont get anything tonight then i'm genuinely going to Manor tomorrow night.

This dirty little emo place near me. If you dontget laid there then you go home and asphixxy wank yourself to death.

I'm actually quite curious about the asphixxy wank. Not sure I have the stones to try it. Or the shame.

i suppose if you have someone with you the whole time to make sure you dont choke to death it would be okay - mind you, you would really have to trust the person otherwise they could easily let you die and get away with it!

2 questions Percy:

1) What kind of friends do you have that you can wank in front of?
2) What kind of friends do you have where they'd watch you die?

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

TBOK wrote:

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

talking about auto erotic asphyxiation

TBOK wrote:

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

VPLF wants to wank in front of his mates as long as they dont let him die.

TBOK wrote:

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

Percy has some bizarre friends that he can have a wank in front of, although he wouldn't trust his friends if he had an asphizzy wank, because they might let him die.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

VPLF wants to wank in front of his mates as long as they dont let him die.

point out in my statement where i actually mentioned the words "friends" or "mates"

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

VPLF wants to wank in front of his mates as long as they dont let him die.

point out in my statement where i actually mentioned the words "friends" or "mates"

ok then 'a second party'

I thought today might be suitable for a recruiting drive...

why did meerkat re register by the way? Thought he already had an account

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Actually had to do something called work for a bit......strange.

Miss anything?

VPLF wants to wank in front of his mates as long as they dont let him die.

So, nothing out of the ordinary then?

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way did you see that bird who's body you posted on here

Its tonight, she's giving me a lift home from the pub after football training!

I got a nosh in the front seat after a lift home last night. There's the challenge.

lift home from George Michael eh?

morning sami - hope your mob get drawn against west ham again in the carling cup draw on saturday

If i dont get anything tonight i may well consider a prison visit to mr Michael.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami - hope your mob get drawn against west ham again in the carling cup draw on saturday

i reckon it'd be played behind closed doors if they are.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami - hope your mob get drawn against west ham again in the carling cup draw on saturday

i reckon it'd be played behind closed doors if they are.

na bollocks

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

morning sami - hope your mob get drawn against west ham again in the carling cup draw on saturday

i reckon it'd be played behind closed doors if they are.

what a shame that would be

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way did you see that bird who's body you posted on here

Its tonight, she's giving me a lift home from the pub after football training!

I got a nosh in the front seat after a lift home last night. There's the challenge.

lift home from George Michael eh?

Nah that bird who wants to ram her digits in my jam roll.

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Imagine being trapped in that

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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Imagine being trapped in that

Welcome to Tuesday.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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Imagine being trapped in that

Welcome to Tuesday.

oh has it been done before then

whoops

Fucking draw is at 5pm. Useless cunts should do it whilst i am at work!

TBOK wrote:

Fucking draw is at 5pm. Useless cunts should do it whilst i am at work!

yeah i always thought they were at 11.00am.

aint you got an iphone?

watch it on that.

TBOK wrote:

Fucking draw is at 5pm. Useless cunts should do it whilst i am at work!

Who's the sort?

Mini-Bok wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way did you see that bird who's body you posted on here

Its tonight, she's giving me a lift home from the pub after football training!

I got a nosh in the front seat after a lift home last night. There's the challenge.

lift home from George Michael eh?

Nah that bird who wants to ram her digits in my jam roll.

she sounds like a keeper to me!!