Monday 8/11/2010

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Just like every weekend. Your missus must hate you. Or she is getting smashed by another fella while your out all hours!!

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Just like every weekend. Your missus must hate you. Or she is getting smashed by another fella while your out all hours!!

I know i'd never get away with shite like that.

Saying that went out with the missus and her best mate and boyfriend.

Me and the guy demolished a bottle of vod before we went out then proceeded to get as drunk as i've ever been i reckon, ended the night doing a heap of Russian Tequila's with the locals (i was staying further north at the guys house)

Dancing up the street going home and wiping myself out by falling over a hedge.

Ace weekend.

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Just like every weekend. Your missus must hate you. Or she is getting smashed by another fella while your out all hours!!

no shes cool this week cos i told her where i was and she was supposed to be at party as well but flaked cos she was out Friday....not in the Dog House for once!

it dont help when i get a text of some random bird saying i left something round her house when i get in! it was this german bird my brother and his mate 3's up on sat night.

whata dog shit weekend for football....both my fantasies had shockers as well....i got cunty Kosclieny in our one as well....joke!

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Just like every weekend. Your missus must hate you. Or she is getting smashed by another fella while your out all hours!!

no shes cool this week cos i told her where i was and she was supposed to be at party as well but flaked cos she was out Friday....not in the Dog House for once!

it dont help when i get a text of some random bird saying i left something round her house when i get in! it was this german bird my brother and his mate 3's up on sat night.

Have gone 2's up on a bird before. Never 3 though. I reckon the blokes upstairs were going 2's up on the bird on saturday night.

Was quite worried I'd have to live up to that, otherwsie the bird I brought back would of fucked off upstairs!

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Just like every weekend. Your missus must hate you. Or she is getting smashed by another fella while your out all hours!!

no shes cool this week cos i told her where i was and she was supposed to be at party as well but flaked cos she was out Friday....not in the Dog House for once!

it dont help when i get a text of some random bird saying i left something round her house when i get in! it was this german bird my brother and his mate 3's up on sat night.

Have gone 2's up on a bird before. Never 3 though. I reckon the blokes upstairs were going 2's up on the bird on saturday night.

Was quite worried I'd have to live up to that, otherwsie the bird I brought back would of fucked off upstairs!

was only 2 of them and 1 bird....dirty bitch was old enough to be their mum...aint got details yet but know they both smashed her!

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

Relationship!?

I really miss sleeping through the night without getting woken up!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

you gonna be a tight cunt and print off the vouchers?!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

you gonna be a tight cunt and print off the vouchers?!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

you gonna be a tight cunt and print off the vouchers?!

No not a relationship TBOK, although she's a nice girl and probably the best looking bird I've ever done.

And of course I am! All about the vouchers.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

you gonna be a tight cunt and print off the vouchers?!

No not a relationship TBOK, although she's a nice girl and probably the best looking bird I've ever done.

And of course I am! All about the vouchers.

pic?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Taking the bird I took back to mine for lunch today. Pizza Express?

you gonna be a tight cunt and print off the vouchers?!

No not a relationship TBOK, although she's a nice girl and probably the best looking bird I've ever done.

And of course I am! All about the vouchers.

pic?

No chance.

Have you laid seige yet?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

Fuck me it's cold and miserable today, got soaked coming into work and the heatings not working, top half is dry as a bone but my trousers are soaking wet from the rain still

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

Margate! Mum & Dad have split up, and Mum is in a bit of a state, so I said I'd move down while she gets herself together.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

Margate! Mum & Dad have split up, and Mum is in a bit of a state, so I said I'd move down while she gets herself together.

Fair play my folks split when I was 7 or 8.


New Gaf any good?
Yougot it to ya self

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

Margate! Mum & Dad have split up, and Mum is in a bit of a state, so I said I'd move down while she gets herself together.

Fair play my folks split when I was 7 or 8.


New Gaf any good?
Yougot it to ya self

Nah in with my brother. Gaff is nice. He weren't impressed with me bringing sorts back though, mainly because I didn't get one for him! Haha.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

Margate! Mum & Dad have split up, and Mum is in a bit of a state, so I said I'd move down while she gets herself together.

Fair play my folks split when I was 7 or 8.


New Gaf any good?
Yougot it to ya self

Nah in with my brother. Gaff is nice. He weren't impressed with me bringing sorts back though, mainly because I didn't get one for him! Haha.

he cant really expect you to pull 2 birds so he gets his bit! lazy cunt should find his own pum pum!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

Margate! Mum & Dad have split up, and Mum is in a bit of a state, so I said I'd move down while she gets herself together.

Fair play my folks split when I was 7 or 8.


New Gaf any good?
Yougot it to ya self

Nah in with my brother. Gaff is nice. He weren't impressed with me bringing sorts back though, mainly because I didn't get one for him! Haha.

he cant really expect you to pull 2 birds so he gets his bit! lazy cunt should find his own pum pum!

He aint got my game.