Thursday - 11/11/2010

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

was after whipping eh...never done that before...kinky bastard!

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

not me but they are out there trust!
i bet someone on here is a stander

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

The Magic Man wrote:

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

Oh dear. Slaphead cunt.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

Oh dear. Slaphead cunt.

I'd have thought he was an important part of the backroom team. Plus he speaks Italian. This could disrupt them, same as it did Man U a few years back.

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

not me but they are out there trust!
i bet someone on here is a stander

How could anyone stand and shit?

I've been siting reading a mag or book before and my legs have gone to sleep.

Akward as fuck when you go to stand.

I've squated and shite a few times. Mainly at festies or camping.

The Magic Man wrote:

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

Odd's on him being on Soccer Saturday this weekend back in the old job.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

Oh dear. Slaphead cunt.

I'd have thought he was an important part of the backroom team. Plus he speaks Italian. This could disrupt them, same as it did Man U a few years back.

Ray is a Ledge mate!

him and Wisey got us to the FA cup final....as well as a favourable draw!

WISEY OH OH OH WISEY OH OH OH

HES ONLY 5 FOOT 4
HE'L BREAK YA FUCKING JAW

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

not me but they are out there trust!
i bet someone on here is a stander

How could anyone stand and shit?

I've been siting reading a mag or book before and my legs have gone to sleep.

Akward as fuck when you go to stand.

I've squated and shite a few times. Mainly at festies or camping.

Not talking about the actual shitting procees ya wally!

stander or sitter is when your wiping!

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

not me but they are out there trust!
i bet someone on here is a stander

How could anyone stand and shit?

I've been siting reading a mag or book before and my legs have gone to sleep.

Akward as fuck when you go to stand.

I've squated and shite a few times. Mainly at festies or camping.

Not talking about the actual shitting procees ya wally!

stander or sitter is when your wiping!

Would your cheek's not close and smear when you stand?

Fuck that for effort

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

not me but they are out there trust!
i bet someone on here is a stander

How could anyone stand and shit?

I've been siting reading a mag or book before and my legs have gone to sleep.

Akward as fuck when you go to stand.

I've squated and shite a few times. Mainly at festies or camping.

Not talking about the actual shitting procees ya wally!

stander or sitter is when your wiping!

Surely that still applies. If you stand up you can't get a decent wipe!

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

Oh dear. Slaphead cunt.

I'd have thought he was an important part of the backroom team. Plus he speaks Italian. This could disrupt them, same as it did Man U a few years back.

It is rumoured that he has left after an incident last night, but that's all that is being said for now...

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

Sitter you thick cunt. Who stands!??

not me but they are out there trust!
i bet someone on here is a stander

How could anyone stand and shit?

I've been siting reading a mag or book before and my legs have gone to sleep.

Akward as fuck when you go to stand.

I've squated and shite a few times. Mainly at festies or camping.

Not talking about the actual shitting procees ya wally!

stander or sitter is when your wiping!

Would your cheek's not close and smear when you stand?

Fuck that for effort

indeed it would...no smudging here!

notice how all the standers on line have piped down!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Ray Wilkins is not having his contract renewed by chelsea and has left the club. Immediate effect.

Oh dear. Slaphead cunt.

I'd have thought he was an important part of the backroom team. Plus he speaks Italian. This could disrupt them, same as it did Man U a few years back.

It is rumoured that he has left after an incident last night, but that's all that is being said for now...

Was he caught ringing Cashley?

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

dont you hate it when your trying to have a quick dump and you cant get the turtle head out?!

Not one for quick dumps, I like to take my time, more enjoyable that way.

yaeh me too but no one else in the office so dont want a courier to come in or a phone call while im on the carsy

I'm quick on the pan. Get bored. Don't usually go until it's falling out either. In, shit, whipe, was, out.

But are you a stander or a sitter??

hahaha What a cunt!

Wonder if the sex offender Graham Rix will go back.

madness going on outside....2 doors down the fucking roof has collapsed and the are 3 fire engines and old bill all over the place

samiola wrote:

madness going on outside....2 doors down the fucking roof has collapsed and the are 3 fire engines and old bill all over the place

Wish it was your building.

samiola wrote:

madness going on outside....2 doors down the fucking roof has collapsed and the are 3 fire engines and old bill all over the place

hope you get caught up in it.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

madness going on outside....2 doors down the fucking roof has collapsed and the are 3 fire engines and old bill all over the place

Wish it was your building.

N.B - and you died.

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

madness going on outside....2 doors down the fucking roof has collapsed and the are 3 fire engines and old bill all over the place

hope you get caught up in it.

il be fine im sitting here with my hard hat!

Fireman samiola!

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

madness going on outside....2 doors down the fucking roof has collapsed and the are 3 fire engines and old bill all over the place

hope you get caught up in it.

il be fine im sitting here with my hard hat!

Fireman samiola!

You're about as tall as Fireman Sam.