Wednesday 1/12/2010

Anyone know what the punishment for running onto a football pitch is!?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone know what the punishment for running onto a football pitch is!?

Buggery.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone know what the punishment for running onto a football pitch is!?

Buggery.

By Gary Neville

C.Ronaldo.."The God of football sent me to this planet to teach people how to play and showcase my talent".

Messi, when asked for his thoughts on the statement, said "I don't remember sending anyone"

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

ATTENDance....clues in the name muggins

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

ATTENDance....clues in the name muggins

"This article lists the attendances of many sports competitions around the world. Attendance does not necessarily mean the number of people who actually attended. In some case, attendance is the number of tickets sold or given away."

Run along now.

Joke of the day.


Audley Harrison to fight on, saying "I have made the decision to continue my journey in boxing"

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

ATTENDance....clues in the name muggins

"This article lists the attendances of many sports competitions around the world. Attendance does not necessarily mean the number of people who actually attended. In some case, attendance is the number of tickets sold or given away."

Run along now.

do one Cockchops:


*
attendances plural

*
The action or state of going regularly to or being present at a place or event
o
my attendance at church was very irregular
*
The number of people present at a particular event, function, or meeting
o
reports placed the attendance at 500,000

TBOK wrote:

Joke of the day.


Audley Harrison to fight on, saying "I have made the decision to continue my journey in boxing"

its his destiny.....what a wanker!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

ATTENDance....clues in the name muggins

"This article lists the attendances of many sports competitions around the world. Attendance does not necessarily mean the number of people who actually attended. In some case, attendance is the number of tickets sold or given away."

Run along now.

do one Cockchops:


*
attendances plural

*
The action or state of going regularly to or being present at a place or event
o
my attendance at church was very irregular
*
The number of people present at a particular event, function, or meeting
o
reports placed the attendance at 500,000

Oh Sami. Just by looking up the definition of attendance doesn't make the practicalities of announcing figures legitimate. Attendance figures for the most part in sports are done on tickets sold/ given away. This is because 99% of the time it will be more than the actual figure in the stadium....

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

ATTENDance....clues in the name muggins

"This article lists the attendances of many sports competitions around the world. Attendance does not necessarily mean the number of people who actually attended. In some case, attendance is the number of tickets sold or given away."

Run along now.

do one Cockchops:


*
attendances plural

*
The action or state of going regularly to or being present at a place or event
o
my attendance at church was very irregular
*
The number of people present at a particular event, function, or meeting
o
reports placed the attendance at 500,000

Oh Sami. Just by looking up the definition of attendance doesn't make the practicalities of announcing figures legitimate. Attendance figures for the most part in sports are done on tickets sold/ given away. This is because 99% of the time it will be more than the actual figure in the stadium....

how long did it take you to word that?

fair enough...just think its bollocks they say there are 60,000 people in the ground when its more like 45000

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

they announced they were 59,000 fans at the game lst night...lying cunts...never more than 50,000 if that!

Dickhead. Would of been 59,000 sold. But lots wouldn't of come due to weather etc.

u mug!
when they announce the attandance its got fuck all to do with tickets sold....attandendance means how many heads in the ground not how many tickets sold

It's never that you soppy tart.

ATTENDance....clues in the name muggins

"This article lists the attendances of many sports competitions around the world. Attendance does not necessarily mean the number of people who actually attended. In some case, attendance is the number of tickets sold or given away."

Run along now.

do one Cockchops:


*
attendances plural

*
The action or state of going regularly to or being present at a place or event
o
my attendance at church was very irregular
*
The number of people present at a particular event, function, or meeting
o
reports placed the attendance at 500,000

Oh Sami. Just by looking up the definition of attendance doesn't make the practicalities of announcing figures legitimate. Attendance figures for the most part in sports are done on tickets sold/ given away. This is because 99% of the time it will be more than the actual figure in the stadium....

how long did it take you to word that?

fair enough...just think its bollocks they say there are 60,000 people in the ground when its more like 45000

About 2 minutes. Not difficult is it?

Of course it's bollocks, I wasn't saying otherwise. It should be done on the amount of people in the stadium.

Don't know what to have for lunch.

As the turnstile reads your membership card or ticket, surely the attendance figures are gathered from that, that's what one of the stewards said first time I went to the grove and was desperate for a smoke after a few beers

Admin wrote:

As the turnstile reads your membership card or ticket, surely the attendance figures are gathered from that, that's what one of the stewards said first time I went to the grove and was desperate for a smoke after a few beers

thats what i would have thought in new grounds anyway.....worst thing about Emitares...you cant go out for a snout!
had a few in the toilet before

Captain Obvious wrote:

Don't know what to have for lunch.

Just had a chicken salad sandwich and Walkers salt and Vinegar bag of air, saving my Satsuma for later

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Don't know what to have for lunch.

Just had a chicken salad sandwich and Walkers salt and Vinegar bag of air, saving my Satsuma for later

Chicken escalope with tomato and cheese roll from next door...3 50 is steep but too cold to go anywhere else

Lineker you big eared cunt!
Lucky bastard!

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samiola wrote:

Lineker you big eared cunt!
Lucky bastard!

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Bet they're like spaniels ears though when she gets her kit off

Whats this now? Can't see it...

Fantasy team dilemma.

Chamakh for Elmander.
Bale for Arshavin.

Not sure.