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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:39 am | |
| - The Magic Man wrote:
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The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!
That actually made me laugh out loud.
Yeah - We've all done that trick. The worst thing is when you come into the room and you know your missus is doing the trick on you. Can't say much without accusing her...
My girls are both out of nappies now, but I actually think it's worse wiping their arses for them.
We both do it. It's like a fucking game. 15/Love to me today.
Aye - But there is only so long you can leave the kid in their own poo.... Then you have to do it yourself.
True. I would not if she was out or something. I knew she was gonna walk in within a few minutes!
Kinda guessed that. Your not mini-bok. Only leave your kid needing a change if you know the partner is coming back soon.
By the way, what's her 1st name? Obviously don't have to say, just interested. Or its one of those that has escaped up the back......fucking hate that! Rather not say. It will just get cunted on even though it's normal! | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:40 am | |
| - The Magic Man wrote:
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- De-activated my facecunt account earlier!
Why? Mates bird constantly chatting to me. Getting too much. | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:40 am | |
| - samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was! Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger. What the fuck did she say? | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:46 am | |
| - The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say? Filthy tart probably lapped it up! | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:47 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say?
Filthy tart probably lapped it up! She looks the sort to love a bit of that. Filthy Swedish slaaagggggg | |
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samiola
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Age : 43
| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:49 am | |
| - The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say? Not impressed at first....laugh about it no thou...I think she just said she would tell all my mates I wet the bed if I did it again! One of them where your so lagging you think your in the carsy when really your stood up next to your place of rest slashing all over your bird! | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:52 am | |
| - samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say?
Not impressed at first....laugh about it no thou...I think she just said she would tell all my mates I wet the bed if I did it again!
One of them where your so lagging you think your in the carsy when really your stood up next to your place of rest slashing all over your bird! Where you stood up as well!?!? hahahahaa. Bitch definitely lapped it up. | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:55 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say?
Filthy tart probably lapped it up!
She looks the sort to love a bit of that. Filthy Swedish slaaagggggg Que? | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:56 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say?
Not impressed at first....laugh about it no thou...I think she just said she would tell all my mates I wet the bed if I did it again!
One of them where your so lagging you think your in the carsy when really your stood up next to your place of rest slashing all over your bird!
Where you stood up as well!?!? hahahahaa. Bitch definitely lapped it up. Didn't you use to be the grammar police? "Where" | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:56 am | |
| - The Magic Man wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say?
Filthy tart probably lapped it up!
She looks the sort to love a bit of that. Filthy Swedish slaaagggggg
Que? Sami's missus. She would get smashed about the place. | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:58 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- The Magic Man wrote:
- Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.
Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!
Nice. My (female) cousin had that on a holiday we had with friends when younger.
What the fuck did she say?
Filthy tart probably lapped it up! Probably. On the same holiday, whilst in my villa in Spain, she (at the age of 17) was moaning to me and my best mate that blokes thought she was a slag. She stated that she'd 'only slept with 17 men' She was a virgin 6 months earlier. | |
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samiola
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:00 am | |
| You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen! | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:00 am | |
| - samiola wrote:
- You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen!
You sure about that Sam? | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:01 am | |
| - samiola wrote:
- You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen!
Tbok the rapist might disagree... | |
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samiola
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:02 am | |
| Make ya right magic...just had to stop at my mums for a turn out! | |
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samiola
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:03 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen!
You sure about that Sam? You stalked me you prick? | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:05 am | |
| - samiola wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen!
You sure about that Sam?
You stalked me you prick? I've done nothing.  | |
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samiola
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:07 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen!
You sure about that Sam?
You stalked me you prick?
I've done nothing. Ha liberties...I'm hoping my facebook settings keep you at bay! | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:08 am | |
| - samiola wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- samiola wrote:
- You ain't even seen my missus you wrongen!
You sure about that Sam?
You stalked me you prick?
I've done nothing.
Ha liberties...I'm hoping my facebook settings keep you at bay! Nope. I'm not on there anyway! | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:15 am | |
| Shopping in the west end tonight. Fucking hate the place! | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:19 am | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:20 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- 14 guests!
While we're talking about sami pissing on his brid. Brilliant. | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:20 am | |
| Been looking at trying to book 4 nights at Disneyland all day. Fucking confusing shit. | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:21 am | |
| I might start a rap battle.... | |
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The Magic Man
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| | Subject: Re: Tuesday - 14/12 Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:21 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- 14 guests!
While we're talking about sami pissing on his brid. Brilliant. "brid" Some guests are obviously searching for something else.... | |
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