Wednesday - 15/12

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Torres is going to have a blinder this weekend.

Better fucking do as I have put him back in!

Taken Clichy out as well. Cunt is such a liability.

Would never have picked an Arsenal defender.

Swapped him for Sagna.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Torres is going to have a blinder this weekend.

Better fucking do as I have put him back in!

Taken Clichy out as well. Cunt is such a liability.

Would never have picked an Arsenal defender.

Swapped him for Sagna.

haha

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Torres is going to have a blinder this weekend.

Better fucking do as I have put him back in!

Taken Clichy out as well. Cunt is such a liability.

Would never have picked an Arsenal defender.

Swapped him for Sagna.

WHY!!!?

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Torres is going to have a blinder this weekend.

Better fucking do as I have put him back in!

Taken Clichy out as well. Cunt is such a liability.

Would never have picked an Arsenal defender.

Swapped him for Sagna.

WHY!!!?

No! Originally. Onouha is in now. Although I doubt I'll actually have him in the side for this weekend.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and
Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not
steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not
commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'



There, that should offend just about everybody.

M&S for lunch.

Captain Obvious wrote:

M&S for lunch.

Club sanndwich is the one!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

M&S for lunch.

Club sanndwich is the one!

Nah! Chicken and Bacon is unrivalled.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

M&S for lunch.

Club sanndwich is the one!

Nah! Chicken and Bacon is unrivalled.

Club has both chicken and bacon as well as toatsed bread, cheese m,ayo and salad...dont be silly!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

M&S for lunch.

Club sanndwich is the one!

Nah! Chicken and Bacon is unrivalled.

Club has both chicken and bacon as well as toatsed bread, cheese m,ayo and salad...dont be silly!

Salad? Fuck off.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

M&S for lunch.

Club sanndwich is the one!

Nah! Chicken and Bacon is unrivalled.

Club has both chicken and bacon as well as toatsed bread, cheese m,ayo and salad...dont be silly!

Salad? Fuck off.

Love a bit of salad in a sarnie. I like a bit of coleslaw on the side as well!

Afternoon cunts

My sides are fucking killing me, this inhaler the doctor gave me for this cough is doing fuck all, went to bed early at 11.30 last night, probably only got an hours sleep though as I kept waking up all the time coughing up huge loads of flem

Admin wrote:

Afternoon cunts

My sides are fucking killing me, this inhaler the doctor gave me for this cough is doing fuck all, went to bed early at 11.30 last night, probably only got an hours sleep though as I kept waking up all the time coughing up huge loads of flem

For the love of God stop whinging about every fucking thing imaginable.

If there is one food I can't stand it's coleslaw, like the ingredients just for some reason makes me want to vomit, hate bananas and a few other foods but can eat them, just coleslaw that makes me feel physically sick

Buying a sarnie from a shop is such a muggie thing to do, hardly any filling and an extortionate price. Unless it's a baker or subway who make the sandwich right infront of you.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Afternoon cunts

My sides are fucking killing me, this inhaler the doctor gave me for this cough is doing fuck all, went to bed early at 11.30 last night, probably only got an hours sleep though as I kept waking up all the time coughing up huge loads of flem

For the love of God stop whinging about every fucking thing imaginable.

Admin wrote:

If there is one food I can't stand it's coleslaw, like the ingredients just for some reason makes me want to vomit, hate bananas and a few other foods but can eat them, just coleslaw that makes me feel physically sick

prety much everything is good except for Tofu and anchioves on Pizza

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Buying a sarnie from a shop is such a muggie thing to do, hardly any filling and an extortionate price. Unless it's a baker or subway who make the sandwich right infront of you.

M&S and Boots fill the sandwiches like a dream!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Buying a sarnie from a shop is such a muggie thing to do, hardly any filling and an extortionate price. Unless it's a baker or subway who make the sandwich right infront of you.

not a fan of Subway...makes me feel ropey and i always get onions which repaet on you massively and make my breath reak!

wheres this sandwich dude man?

samiola wrote:

wheres this sandwich dude man?

Go out you lazy cunt

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Buying a sarnie from a shop is such a muggie thing to do, hardly any filling and an extortionate price. Unless it's a baker or subway who make the sandwich right infront of you.

not a fan of Subway...makes me feel ropey and i always get onions which repaet on you massively and make my breath reak!

Hint: Dont get onions.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Buying a sarnie from a shop is such a muggie thing to do, hardly any filling and an extortionate price. Unless it's a baker or subway who make the sandwich right infront of you.

not a fan of Subway...makes me feel ropey and i always get onions which repaet on you massively and make my breath reak!

Hint: Dont get onions.

Protip!

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

wheres this sandwich dude man?

Go out you lazy cunt

bollocks....i have black guys and eastern europeans on bicycles to do my lunch run for me..why go out in the cold when thetres a cunt on minimum wage willing to do it for me?

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

wheres this sandwich dude man?

Go out you lazy cunt

bollocks....i have black guys and eastern europeans on bicycles to do my lunch run for me..why go out in the cold when thetres a cunt on minimum wage willing to do it for me?

I cant stay in the office all day. Does my nut in. Plus I get to look at the birds, and play that silly game WC invented.