Thursday 23-12-2010

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

last day at work till 20th Jan.....so much fuckin shit to finish!

Is Lotso demanding you sort out all of the toys?

you mum

Brilliant.

at sucking cock?

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

last day at work till 20th Jan.....so much fuckin shit to finish!

Is Lotso demanding you sort out all of the toys?

My 3 year old niece is scared of Lotso, nearly bought her one from the Disney store for a joke, however my 15 year old emo, sorry "scene" niece likes Mr Prickle pants the Hedgehog from toy story 3

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

Did you see the blokes in the spandex? The one in baby blue was the one I twatted.

We were wearing (for some unknown reason) Robin hood hats.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

Did you see the blokes in the spandex? The one in baby blue was the one I twatted.

We were wearing (for some unknown reason) Robin hood hats.

I'm sure I saw a couple of you cunts then. Fat fuckers.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

Did you see the blokes in the spandex? The one in baby blue was the one I twatted.

We were wearing (for some unknown reason) Robin hood hats.

Don't think so. Was flicking between channels.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

Did you see the blokes in the spandex? The one in baby blue was the one I twatted.

We were wearing (for some unknown reason) Robin hood hats.

I'm sure I saw a couple of you cunts then. Fat fuckers.

Not us then. None of my mates who went are fat fuckers & neither am I.

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

Did you see the blokes in the spandex? The one in baby blue was the one I twatted.

We were wearing (for some unknown reason) Robin hood hats.

Don't think so. Was flicking between channels.

The funny thing was that the bouncers (built like brick shit houses) picked this twat up off the floor and literally carried the cunt out. Then came back with 3 free jusg of beer for us. These twats who ran the table would have got properly battered by the bouncers. They looked hard fucking bastards.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning all. I am off till january 5th now, so Merry Christmas cunts and have a shit new year.

Went darts last night. Wasted.

Some blokes wearing spandex body suits decided to run the length of the table. 1st 2 did and knocked over our jugs. Next bloke tries it and hurtles himself into me on the aisle. Had a plastic pint in my hand. Gave him a proper upper cut as he was coming into me. Went flying. Then the bouncers put them properly in their place. Fucking hilarious.

Was watching some of that last night!

Did you see the blokes in the spandex? The one in baby blue was the one I twatted.

We were wearing (for some unknown reason) Robin hood hats.

Don't think so. Was flicking between channels.

The funny thing was that the bouncers (built like brick shit houses) picked this twat up off the floor and literally carried the cunt out. Then came back with 3 free jusg of beer for us. These twats who ran the table would have got properly battered by the bouncers. They looked hard fucking bastards.

Legal and mindless thuggery.

Don't think I could go and watch darts live, go and have a piss up whilst the darts is on yes, but I wouldn't be paying attention to what's going on at the ocky, don't mind it on TV if old Sid Wadell is doing the commentary though

Admin wrote:

Don't think I could go and watch darts live, go and have a piss up whilst the darts is on yes, but I wouldn't be paying attention to what's going on at the ocky, don't mind it on TV if old Sid Wadell is doing the commentary though

I met that cunt years ago at the Mosconi Cup! He called someone a cunt, necked a can of stella then fucked off!

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Don't think I could go and watch darts live, go and have a piss up whilst the darts is on yes, but I wouldn't be paying attention to what's going on at the ocky, don't mind it on TV if old Sid Wadell is doing the commentary though

I met that cunt years ago at the Mosconi Cup! He called someone a cunt, necked a can of stella then fucked off!

Isn't the Mosconi Cup the Pool thing?

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Don't think I could go and watch darts live, go and have a piss up whilst the darts is on yes, but I wouldn't be paying attention to what's going on at the ocky, don't mind it on TV if old Sid Wadell is doing the commentary though

I met that cunt years ago at the Mosconi Cup! He called someone a cunt, necked a can of stella then fucked off!

Isn't the Mosconi Cup the Pool thing?

Yeh. Used to go to York Hall and watch it.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Don't think I could go and watch darts live, go and have a piss up whilst the darts is on yes, but I wouldn't be paying attention to what's going on at the ocky, don't mind it on TV if old Sid Wadell is doing the commentary though

I met that cunt years ago at the Mosconi Cup! He called someone a cunt, necked a can of stella then fucked off!

Isn't the Mosconi Cup the Pool thing?

Yep, the Ryder Cup equivalent of 9 ball

And how much of a typical Mackem is wadell, necking Stell and calling people Cunts, he'd fit in well on here though

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Don't think I could go and watch darts live, go and have a piss up whilst the darts is on yes, but I wouldn't be paying attention to what's going on at the ocky, don't mind it on TV if old Sid Wadell is doing the commentary though

I met that cunt years ago at the Mosconi Cup! He called someone a cunt, necked a can of stella then fucked off!

Isn't the Mosconi Cup the Pool thing?

Yeh. Used to go to York Hall and watch it.

Always wanted to go to York Hall and watch the Boxing.

On the subject of boxing, what do Audley Harrison and Gok Wan have in Common?

They both get a fist in the ring

haha!

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See Inter have sacked Benitez and Samba is wanting to leave Blackburn, would he fit in at Arsenal?

speaking off Mackems and Geordies....

bloke pulls a Geordie on a night out. After going down on her he says "scuse me love, but I couldnae help but nootice that yer minge tastes of coconut?" Well it's boun tee she says

Aberdeengooner wrote:

See Inter have sacked Benitez and Samba is wanting to leave Blackburn, would he fit in at Arsenal?

nope...not good enough with the ball at feet

Any other cunts having to work tomorrow, or is it just me, at least I can fuck offat about 2 though

Admin wrote:

Any other cunts having to work tomorrow, or is it just me, at least I can fuck offat about 2 though

I'm here. Hoping we are doing half day.

TBOK wrote:

Admin wrote:

Any other cunts having to work tomorrow, or is it just me, at least I can fuck offat about 2 though

I'm here. Hoping we are doing half day.

Mrs last day today, ain't going to tell her I might finish early, that way I can meet my mates down the pub and have a few Christmas Libations without her wanting to tag along

Im done at 4.15 today until the 5th of January.