6th Jan 2011

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

Morning and happy new year.

Happy birthday Obvious.

Man City played an Italian game last night.

Cunts.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

My mum works at a state school. Money isn't 'held back' as such, their monthly wage is worked out as average. So technically they're only paid in theory for the weeks they actually work (bar the annual leave) - but where they're not working for 12 weeks (they're required to come in for 2 weeks when school is out) they still get paid, as it's better for the financing.

It's not a cushy job either, and they don't work 6 hours. Most teachers are in at half 7, and are still there at gone 5, and mark papers at home way into the night. Vastly underpaid job for the shit they do.

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

Bird i know works at a nursery.

27k a year to spend 3 hours on play time and the other 3 finger painting and doing clay models.

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

It's an extremely cushty job.

Starting salary 25K? Plus the 5K they get for training to be a teacher, the golden hello and the perks of getting schoold holidays off paid.

My sister, brother in law (sisters husband), brother in law (wife's husband), his wife, sister in law and a few friends are all teachers. My sister in law, who lived with us, gets over 50K per year in London. Plus her maternity pay is great.

I was at risk of redundancy a couple of years back (unfortunately didn't get it) and was going to do a teaching course. Would have got paid a minimum of 5k to do the course, 5k minimum bonus when I started and then a reasonable salary.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

Bird i know works at a nursery.

27k a year to spend 3 hours on play time and the other 3 finger painting and doing clay models.

Looking after 2 - 4 year olds, who piss and shit themselves still. No thanks.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

My mum works at a state school. Money isn't 'held back' as such, their monthly wage is worked out as average. So technically they're only paid in theory for the weeks they actually work (bar the annual leave) - but where they're not working for 12 weeks (they're required to come in for 2 weeks when school is out) they still get paid, as it's better for the financing.

It's not a cushy job either, and they don't work 6 hours. Most teachers are in at half 7, and are still there at gone 5, and mark papers at home way into the night. Vastly underpaid job for the shit they do.

Bollocks.

As my sister put it, the only teachers who need to work at home are the ones who are not good enough to manage their time properly.

Very well paid job for the hours they work over the year.

& their contract does not call on them to work 2 weeks of the holidays and no teacher that I know (out of does.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

Bird i know works at a nursery.

27k a year to spend 3 hours on play time and the other 3 finger painting and doing clay models.

Looking after 2 - 4 year olds, who piss and shit themselves still. No thanks.

I'd suggest that if they are still pissing and shitting themselves at 3 they have a problem.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

Bird i know works at a nursery.

27k a year to spend 3 hours on play time and the other 3 finger painting and doing clay models.

Looking after 2 - 4 year olds, who piss and shit themselves still. No thanks.

27k a year is enough to help you deal with that though.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

Bird i know works at a nursery.

27k a year to spend 3 hours on play time and the other 3 finger painting and doing clay models.

Looking after 2 - 4 year olds, who piss and shit themselves still. No thanks.

27k a year is enough to help you deal with that though.

Aye. Most parents do it for free.

For 27k a year you will not get me looking after toddlers for 6 hours a day.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

My mum works at a state school. Money isn't 'held back' as such, their monthly wage is worked out as average. So technically they're only paid in theory for the weeks they actually work (bar the annual leave) - but where they're not working for 12 weeks (they're required to come in for 2 weeks when school is out) they still get paid, as it's better for the financing.

It's not a cushy job either, and they don't work 6 hours. Most teachers are in at half 7, and are still there at gone 5, and mark papers at home way into the night. Vastly underpaid job for the shit they do.

Bollocks.

As my sister put it, the only teachers who need to work at home are the ones who are not good enough to manage their time properly.

Very well paid job for the hours they work over the year.

& their contract does not call on them to work 2 weeks of the holidays and no teacher that I know (out of does.

Why has my 8 (eight) turned into a smiley?

Captain Obvious wrote:

For 27k a year you will not get me looking after toddlers for 6 hours a day.

My wife is in the middle of a child minding course. Starts looking after kids at the end of the month. Easy money. Wouldn't want to do it myself though.

The Magic Man wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

My mum works at a state school. Money isn't 'held back' as such, their monthly wage is worked out as average. So technically they're only paid in theory for the weeks they actually work (bar the annual leave) - but where they're not working for 12 weeks (they're required to come in for 2 weeks when school is out) they still get paid, as it's better for the financing.

It's not a cushy job either, and they don't work 6 hours. Most teachers are in at half 7, and are still there at gone 5, and mark papers at home way into the night. Vastly underpaid job for the shit they do.

Bollocks.

As my sister put it, the only teachers who need to work at home are the ones who are not good enough to manage their time properly.

Very well paid job for the hours they work over the year.

& their contract does not call on them to work 2 weeks of the holidays and no teacher that I know (out of does.

Why has my 8 (eight) turned into a smiley?

You must have put a closed bracket in after.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Bloke at works missus is a school teacher. She gets 14 weeks off when schools are off and a further 2 weeks annual leave! Cuntish!

Their pay is pro-rata though.

They get paid every 4 weeks, some money is held back to pay them when schools are on holiday, starting Salary for a teacher is about 25k and they only work 6 hours a day, but hey don't forget they have all that marking to do too, if it wasn't for the little shits they teach it wouldbe a cushy job

My mum works at a state school. Money isn't 'held back' as such, their monthly wage is worked out as average. So technically they're only paid in theory for the weeks they actually work (bar the annual leave) - but where they're not working for 12 weeks (they're required to come in for 2 weeks when school is out) they still get paid, as it's better for the financing.

It's not a cushy job either, and they don't work 6 hours. Most teachers are in at half 7, and are still there at gone 5, and mark papers at home way into the night. Vastly underpaid job for the shit they do.

Bollocks.

As my sister put it, the only teachers who need to work at home are the ones who are not good enough to manage their time properly.

Very well paid job for the hours they work over the year.

& their contract does not call on them to work 2 weeks of the holidays and no teacher that I know (out of does.

Why has my 8 (eight) turned into a smiley?

You must have put a closed bracket in after.

Yep, that's what I did.

Apparently Eastenders has pissed some people off. Don't they realise, it's just TV.

Fuck me, I hate appraisals.

27k a year and you get finger fun an toddler shit and piss, has anyone told Gary Glitter? It would be his dream job

Admin wrote:

27k a year and you get finger fun an toddler shit and piss, has anyone told Gary Glitter? It would be his dream job

You are a very bad man.

This place is deader than normal, but looks like it will make it's birthday. Just...

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

27k a year and you get finger fun an toddler shit and piss, has anyone told Gary Glitter? It would be his dream job

You are a very bad man.

This place is deader than normal, but looks like it will make it's birthday. Just...

Absoultely dead, Has been since before xmas!

Looking at hitting wembley arena for Premier league of Darts final!!

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

27k a year and you get finger fun an toddler shit and piss, has anyone told Gary Glitter? It would be his dream job

You are a very bad man.

This place is deader than normal, but looks like it will make it's birthday. Just...

Absoultely dead, Has been since before xmas!

Looking at hitting wembley arena for Premier league of Darts final!!

Apparently so.

Must be tough getting tickets for the final. Be a great night if you have a few mates with you. Do you have any mates? ;-)

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

27k a year and you get finger fun an toddler shit and piss, has anyone told Gary Glitter? It would be his dream job

You are a very bad man.

This place is deader than normal, but looks like it will make it's birthday. Just...

Absoultely dead, Has been since before xmas!

Looking at hitting wembley arena for Premier league of Darts final!!

Apparently so.

Must be tough getting tickets for the final. Be a great night if you have a few mates with you. Do you have any mates? ;-)

There are some tickets available still, just not on the tables, in the stands. Still be a laugh though

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

27k a year and you get finger fun an toddler shit and piss, has anyone told Gary Glitter? It would be his dream job

You are a very bad man.

This place is deader than normal, but looks like it will make it's birthday. Just...

Absoultely dead, Has been since before xmas!

Looking at hitting wembley arena for Premier league of Darts final!!

Apparently so.

Must be tough getting tickets for the final. Be a great night if you have a few mates with you. Do you have any mates? ;-)

There are some tickets available still, just not on the tables, in the stands. Still be a laugh though

Tables are far better, but take what you can get. How much?

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