Monday 06-09-2010

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Tragic/Disturbing Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A grieving businessman has spent £15,000 creating a life-size doll of his dead lover, a sex shop owner has claimed. The 50-year-old took dozens of photos of the woman to the store, asking for a plastic copy with genuine blonde hair and exact matches for her face and body shape. It took 18 months to create the 58kg (9st) clone, which has articulated joints, a titanium skeleton and life-like 'skin'. 'It's the most expensive doll we have ever sold but don't think it is your traditional inflatable sex toy,' said Diego Bortolin, of Tentazioni sex shop in Treviso, north Italy.

'I'm sure there is a tragic story behind this. I'm sure the girl in question died as a result of some accident and the man was involved as well. It's a hunch I have and the staff in the shop agree with me.' The unnamed customer had 'scars from what looked like burns on his face and his arms', said Mr Bortolin, adding: 'When he showed us the photographs, he was in tears. Although I didn't want to push him, I just felt there was something sad behind his request. When I delivered the doll to his house there were several photos of the young woman dotted around. He was delighted with the finished product. We aim to please' - Metro.

Sad cunt. One of the reasons why I never post my pictures on forums. Out fear that some cunt might do the same thing.
The random cunt in pure admiration and awe will take my picture and then attempt to create some inflatable sex doll with my face on it. And pound the night away.

and then that would be the end of your rent boy career?

I do not partake in such activities.

Massive lie.

from a disgrntled customer.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Interesting. With Dubbeds arrival we've had 10 posters today. not had that in a while.

Not surprising is it? How many times have I seen some guests in the bottom of the homepage. They mysteriously log in when I do.
Can't say I blame them tbh.

no, no, no. We had 9. Then you signed in and it became 10. noone followed you.

Ah. You need to be more clear when you address or talk about me. Wouldn't want to spite me and then taking it out on the whole forum. As I previously stated. I am competent in computer language. I can address other computer over the net. Such is my brilliance.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Tragic/Disturbing Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A grieving businessman has spent £15,000 creating a life-size doll of his dead lover, a sex shop owner has claimed. The 50-year-old took dozens of photos of the woman to the store, asking for a plastic copy with genuine blonde hair and exact matches for her face and body shape. It took 18 months to create the 58kg (9st) clone, which has articulated joints, a titanium skeleton and life-like 'skin'. 'It's the most expensive doll we have ever sold but don't think it is your traditional inflatable sex toy,' said Diego Bortolin, of Tentazioni sex shop in Treviso, north Italy.

'I'm sure there is a tragic story behind this. I'm sure the girl in question died as a result of some accident and the man was involved as well. It's a hunch I have and the staff in the shop agree with me.' The unnamed customer had 'scars from what looked like burns on his face and his arms', said Mr Bortolin, adding: 'When he showed us the photographs, he was in tears. Although I didn't want to push him, I just felt there was something sad behind his request. When I delivered the doll to his house there were several photos of the young woman dotted around. He was delighted with the finished product. We aim to please' - Metro.

Sad cunt. One of the reasons why I never post my pictures on forums. Out fear that some cunt might do the same thing.
The random cunt in pure admiration and awe will take my picture and then attempt to create some inflatable sex doll with my face on it. And pound the night away.

and then that would be the end of your rent boy career?

I do not partake in such activities.

Massive lie.

from a disgrntled customer.

That actually brought a grin to my face. A small one tbe. You should know. No mere peasant makes me laugh.

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Interesting. With Dubbeds arrival we've had 10 posters today. not had that in a while.

Not surprising is it? How many times have I seen some guests in the bottom of the homepage. They mysteriously log in when I do.
Can't say I blame them tbh.

no, no, no. We had 9. Then you signed in and it became 10. noone followed you.

Ah. You need to be more clear when you address or talk about me. Wouldn't want to spite me and then taking it out on the whole forum. As I previously stated. I am competent in computer language. I can address other computer over the net. Such is my brilliance.

You really are a fucking spanner

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Interesting. With Dubbeds arrival we've had 10 posters today. not had that in a while.

Not surprising is it? How many times have I seen some guests in the bottom of the homepage. They mysteriously log in when I do.
Can't say I blame them tbh.

no, no, no. We had 9. Then you signed in and it became 10. noone followed you.

Ah. You need to be more clear when you address or talk about me. Wouldn't want to spite me and then taking it out on the whole forum. As I previously stated. I am competent in computer language. I can address other computer over the net. Such is my brilliance.

You really are a fucking spanner

Brilliantly put.

right why to all these footballers get married in their early 20's....then lose half of their money when they get caught cheating on the missus.....surley the way forawrd would be to smash it with the birds in your 20's then settle down in the 30's when your playing days are coming to an end....daft cunts!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Tragic/Disturbing Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A grieving businessman has spent £15,000 creating a life-size doll of his dead lover, a sex shop owner has claimed. The 50-year-old took dozens of photos of the woman to the store, asking for a plastic copy with genuine blonde hair and exact matches for her face and body shape. It took 18 months to create the 58kg (9st) clone, which has articulated joints, a titanium skeleton and life-like 'skin'. 'It's the most expensive doll we have ever sold but don't think it is your traditional inflatable sex toy,' said Diego Bortolin, of Tentazioni sex shop in Treviso, north Italy.

'I'm sure there is a tragic story behind this. I'm sure the girl in question died as a result of some accident and the man was involved as well. It's a hunch I have and the staff in the shop agree with me.' The unnamed customer had 'scars from what looked like burns on his face and his arms', said Mr Bortolin, adding: 'When he showed us the photographs, he was in tears. Although I didn't want to push him, I just felt there was something sad behind his request. When I delivered the doll to his house there were several photos of the young woman dotted around. He was delighted with the finished product. We aim to please' - Metro.

Sad cunt. One of the reasons why I never post my pictures on forums. Out fear that some cunt might do the same thing.
The random cunt in pure admiration and awe will take my picture and then attempt to create some inflatable sex doll with my face on it. And pound the night away.

and then that would be the end of your rent boy career?

I do not partake in such activities.

Massive lie.

from a disgrntled customer.

Ah. I now know what tickled my funny bone. It is your typically laughable spelling errors.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Interesting. With Dubbeds arrival we've had 10 posters today. not had that in a while.

Not surprising is it? How many times have I seen some guests in the bottom of the homepage. They mysteriously log in when I do.
Can't say I blame them tbh.

no, no, no. We had 9. Then you signed in and it became 10. noone followed you.

Ah. You need to be more clear when you address or talk about me. Wouldn't want to spite me and then taking it out on the whole forum. As I previously stated. I am competent in computer language. I can address other computer over the net. Such is my brilliance.

You really are a fucking spanner

What was that? A proven handicap has decided to take the moral high ground and label me a 'spanner', out of all the things in the world.
Well Mr. Handicap. I am pleased to inform you. I can at the very least wipe my own ass.

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Tragic/Disturbing Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A grieving businessman has spent £15,000 creating a life-size doll of his dead lover, a sex shop owner has claimed. The 50-year-old took dozens of photos of the woman to the store, asking for a plastic copy with genuine blonde hair and exact matches for her face and body shape. It took 18 months to create the 58kg (9st) clone, which has articulated joints, a titanium skeleton and life-like 'skin'. 'It's the most expensive doll we have ever sold but don't think it is your traditional inflatable sex toy,' said Diego Bortolin, of Tentazioni sex shop in Treviso, north Italy.

'I'm sure there is a tragic story behind this. I'm sure the girl in question died as a result of some accident and the man was involved as well. It's a hunch I have and the staff in the shop agree with me.' The unnamed customer had 'scars from what looked like burns on his face and his arms', said Mr Bortolin, adding: 'When he showed us the photographs, he was in tears. Although I didn't want to push him, I just felt there was something sad behind his request. When I delivered the doll to his house there were several photos of the young woman dotted around. He was delighted with the finished product. We aim to please' - Metro.

Sad cunt. One of the reasons why I never post my pictures on forums. Out fear that some cunt might do the same thing.
The random cunt in pure admiration and awe will take my picture and then attempt to create some inflatable sex doll with my face on it. And pound the night away.

and then that would be the end of your rent boy career?

I do not partake in such activities.

Massive lie.

from a disgrntled customer.

Ah. I now know what tickled my funny bone. It is your typically laughable spelling errors.

oh hahahaha jolly good spot old chap, what a Neanderthal
lets have a spiffingly good chortle at the young gentleman making a crude spelling mistake...

twat.

My girlfriend lets me into the zoo after it's closed for the day. She's definitely a keeper.

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Interesting. With Dubbeds arrival we've had 10 posters today. not had that in a while.

Not surprising is it? How many times have I seen some guests in the bottom of the homepage. They mysteriously log in when I do.
Can't say I blame them tbh.

no, no, no. We had 9. Then you signed in and it became 10. noone followed you.

Ah. You need to be more clear when you address or talk about me. Wouldn't want to spite me and then taking it out on the whole forum. As I previously stated. I am competent in computer language. I can address other computer over the net. Such is my brilliance.

You really are a fucking spanner

What was that? A proven handicap has decided to take the moral high ground and label me a 'spanner', out of all the things in the world.
Well Mr. Handicap. I am pleased to inform you. I can at the very least wipe my own ass.

If i was a spastic toothless dribbling shit covered freak without the ability to wipe my own ass...

I'd still get more fanny than you, spastics are a step up from terrorist muslim niggers.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Tragic/Disturbing Non-Football Story Of The Day
'A grieving businessman has spent £15,000 creating a life-size doll of his dead lover, a sex shop owner has claimed. The 50-year-old took dozens of photos of the woman to the store, asking for a plastic copy with genuine blonde hair and exact matches for her face and body shape. It took 18 months to create the 58kg (9st) clone, which has articulated joints, a titanium skeleton and life-like 'skin'. 'It's the most expensive doll we have ever sold but don't think it is your traditional inflatable sex toy,' said Diego Bortolin, of Tentazioni sex shop in Treviso, north Italy.

'I'm sure there is a tragic story behind this. I'm sure the girl in question died as a result of some accident and the man was involved as well. It's a hunch I have and the staff in the shop agree with me.' The unnamed customer had 'scars from what looked like burns on his face and his arms', said Mr Bortolin, adding: 'When he showed us the photographs, he was in tears. Although I didn't want to push him, I just felt there was something sad behind his request. When I delivered the doll to his house there were several photos of the young woman dotted around. He was delighted with the finished product. We aim to please' - Metro.

Sad cunt. One of the reasons why I never post my pictures on forums. Out fear that some cunt might do the same thing.
The random cunt in pure admiration and awe will take my picture and then attempt to create some inflatable sex doll with my face on it. And pound the night away.

and then that would be the end of your rent boy career?

I do not partake in such activities.

Massive lie.

from a disgrntled customer.

Ah. I now know what tickled my funny bone. It is your typically laughable spelling errors.

oh hahahaha jolly good spot old chap, what a Neanderthal
lets have a spiffingly good chortle at the young gentleman making a crude spelling mistake...

twat.

How annoying. Did the job centre reject your disability fund today?

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Interesting. With Dubbeds arrival we've had 10 posters today. not had that in a while.

Not surprising is it? How many times have I seen some guests in the bottom of the homepage. They mysteriously log in when I do.
Can't say I blame them tbh.

no, no, no. We had 9. Then you signed in and it became 10. noone followed you.

Ah. You need to be more clear when you address or talk about me. Wouldn't want to spite me and then taking it out on the whole forum. As I previously stated. I am competent in computer language. I can address other computer over the net. Such is my brilliance.

You really are a fucking spanner

What was that? A proven handicap has decided to take the moral high ground and label me a 'spanner', out of all the things in the world.
Well Mr. Handicap. I am pleased to inform you. I can at the very least wipe my own ass.

If i was a spastic toothless dribbling shit covered freak without the ability to wipe my own ass...

I'd still get more fanny than you, spastics are a step up from terrorist muslim niggers.

Oooh ouch. The old 'I get more fanny than you' over a forum argument. It's clear what I am dealing with.

A Charity Single has just been released to aid the flood victims in Pakisatn
its called " rain drops keep falling on Ahmed"

Cunts, Admin lives, shame.

I need a new phone, Any suggestions as to what's good?

Went to bed at 8.45 pm last night. That has to be the earliest i have been to bed since i was a kid.

shagsarsenal wrote:

I need a new phone, Any suggestions as to what's good?

HTC touch.

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

TBOK wrote:

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

did 14 hours on saturday, i think that was my longest, certainly hasnt been for 18 hours!

TBOK wrote:

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

Continuous sleeping? Fuck knows. But have stayed in bed for over a day when unwell.

Ginger kid not sleeping?

TBOK wrote:

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

Not really sure. I imagine it's been about 15 or 16 when I used to suffer from Migraines as a kid.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

Continuous sleeping? Fuck knows. But have stayed in bed for over a day when unwell.

Ginger kid not sleeping?

I mean being in bed sleeping, not just laying there ill.

TBOK wrote:

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

Have done 24 hours after I was in casualty all night after me and my brother were attacked walking home from a night out

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

On the same thrilling topic of sleep......what is the longest you have slept for?

Mine was 18 hours after a vegas trip!

Obviously Magic will have slept for 19+ hours.

Continuous sleeping? Fuck knows. But have stayed in bed for over a day when unwell.

Ginger kid not sleeping?

I mean being in bed sleeping, not just laying there ill.

Fuck knows then. Regularly do 12 hours.