Monday 8/11/2010

Geordie cunts

Fair play they played well and we played shit again, cesc looked seriously under par

Well.....That was a massive cunt up.

Morning slags.

Moved into new flat this week. Went out on saturday night, pulled an absolute blinder of a bird (got her to wear my Arsenal shirt and everything), anyway as we got into the flat all we could hear was some bird getting absolutely ruined! Not what you want to hear when you're bringing a bird back!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Morning slags.

Moved into new flat this week. Went out on saturday night, pulled an absolute blinder of a bird (got her to wear my Arsenal shirt and everything), anyway as we got into the flat all we could hear was some bird getting absolutely ruined! Not what you want to hear when you're bringing a bird back!!

Worse is when your mate pulls a bird and you can hear them goiung at it as you try and sleep!

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Morning slags.

Moved into new flat this week. Went out on saturday night, pulled an absolute blinder of a bird (got her to wear my Arsenal shirt and everything), anyway as we got into the flat all we could hear was some bird getting absolutely ruined! Not what you want to hear when you're bringing a bird back!!

Worse is when your mate pulls a bird and you can hear them goiung at it as you try and sleep!

It was awful, she was getting it proper! Thought he was killing her at one point, she started going No, no no no!! Then followed by "Leave it in me you cunt"

Haha.

See you thought I mayhave been locked up or beaten up for touching a dancer, well I did touch but it was a £200 VIP dance with extras

Admin wrote:

See you thought I mayhave been locked up or beaten up for touching a dancer, well I did touch but it was a £200 VIP dance with extras

Wow.

Pretty certain my mate's missus wants a bit of tbok action.

TBOK wrote:

Pretty certain my mate's missus wants a bit of tbok action.

How so

TBOK wrote:

Pretty certain my mate's missus wants a bit of tbok action.

Go on...

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Pretty certain my mate's missus wants a bit of tbok action.

Go on...

I suspected it before as she always tries talking to me on facecunt. We all met up yesterday for some grub and a few drinks, then fireworks. All day i kept catching her looking my way.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Pretty certain my mate's missus wants a bit of tbok action.

Go on...

I suspected it before as she always tries talking to me on facecunt. We all met up yesterday for some grub and a few drinks, then fireworks. All day i kept catching her looking my way.

Oh yeah, it's a sure thing. Go for it.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Pretty certain my mate's missus wants a bit of tbok action.

Go on...

I suspected it before as she always tries talking to me on facecunt. We all met up yesterday for some grub and a few drinks, then fireworks. All day i kept catching her looking my way.

Oh yeah, it's a sure thing. Go for it.

Sarcasm.

I have no interest in going for it.

Anyone watch the only way is essex? Fucking excellent.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone watch the only way is essex? Fucking excellent.

Saw about 10 minutes. It looks awful.

Apparently they filmed at some indian restaurant down my way.

Beat the team in 3rd last night 5-4.

They were gutted, they were winning 2-0 at one point as well. last 5 minutes we were winning 5-3.

I'd slowly walk to get the ball, place in down for the goal kick, walk back as far as i could, take a massive run up and the pass it short.

They were well hacked off

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Beat the team in 3rd last night 5-4.

They were gutted, they were winning 2-0 at one point as well. last 5 minutes we were winning 5-3.

I'd slowly walk to get the ball, place in down for the goal kick, walk back as far as i could, take a massive run up and the pass it short.

They were well hacked off

Haha. You absolute cunt! I had another good week in the fantasy league. Went top of the Champtions League.

Morning.

Fucking joke yesterday. Whole team was shit.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Beat the team in 3rd last night 5-4.

They were gutted, they were winning 2-0 at one point as well. last 5 minutes we were winning 5-3.

I'd slowly walk to get the ball, place in down for the goal kick, walk back as far as i could, take a massive run up and the pass it short.

They were well hacked off

Haha. You absolute cunt! I had another good week in the fantasy league. Went top of the Champtions League.

Had a look Saturday evening and was 1 point of you, didn't change my team as I didn't get in until 10am Friday morning and spent the rest of the day in bed, both Chamakh and Nasri not playing the full 90 got me less points

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning.

Fucking joke yesterday. Whole team was shit.

Jack was our best player, pissed off when Wenger subbed him for Bendtner, but they all played shit

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Beat the team in 3rd last night 5-4.

They were gutted, they were winning 2-0 at one point as well. last 5 minutes we were winning 5-3.

I'd slowly walk to get the ball, place in down for the goal kick, walk back as far as i could, take a massive run up and the pass it short.

They were well hacked off

Haha. You absolute cunt! I had another good week in the fantasy league. Went top of the Champtions League.

Had a look Saturday evening and was 1 point of you, didn't change my team as I didn't get in until 10am Friday morning and spent the rest of the day in bed, both Chamakh and Nasri not playing the full 90 got me less points

I had Chamakh and Nasri as well. Therefore it makes little, if any difference.

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Much like your spelling.

Beat Magic by 7 point, up to 3rd now.

6 players got 1 point, but drog as my captain got 2, as did de jong

Bale and ferguson also got less than 5.

Hangeland had a stormer for me though,

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning!

i feel like absolute dog shit!
went out saturday at 1 pm got in last night at 8....ridicoulous!

Much like your spelling.

indeed....captain grammar police