Monday 8/11/2010

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Have you laid seige yet?

Pardon?

Have you destroyed her gate and laid seige on her castle.

Code for have you fucked her yet.

Course I have. Took her back to mine on Saturday night!

where is your new gaf then?

Margate! Mum & Dad have split up, and Mum is in a bit of a state, so I said I'd move down while she gets herself together.

Fair play my folks split when I was 7 or 8.


New Gaf any good?
Yougot it to ya self

Nah in with my brother. Gaff is nice. He weren't impressed with me bringing sorts back though, mainly because I didn't get one for him! Haha.

he cant really expect you to pull 2 birds so he gets his bit! lazy cunt should find his own pum pum!

He aint got my game.

What, see how many roofies you can drop in drinks?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He aint got my game.

What, see how many roofies you can drop in drinks?

Haha cheeky cunt.

Nah to be fair I was so hammered I can't even remember what I said to her. She obviously loved it whatever it was.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He aint got my game.

What, see how many roofies you can drop in drinks?

Haha cheeky cunt.

Nah to be fair I was so hammered I can't even remember what I said to her. She obviously loved it whatever it was.

I reckon i drank my body weight in Alcohol on Saturday, woke up on sunday morning with a few leaves in my hair and and cuts all over my wrist. Fucking hedge came out of nowhere.

Going to the pub this weekend to watch the fight in 3D! Should be good.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Going to the pub this weekend to watch the fight in 3D! Should be good.

hope Haye fucks him up but also lasts a good few rounds!

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Going to the pub this weekend to watch the fight in 3D! Should be good.

hope Haye fucks him up but also lasts a good few rounds!

Haye will beat him. Speed is king, and Audley has none.

Aberdeen did well at the weekend.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Going to the pub this weekend to watch the fight in 3D! Should be good.

hope Haye fucks him up but also lasts a good few rounds!

Haye will beat him. Speed is king, and Audley has none.

Heavy weight champ of the world is a millwall boy...quality!

Not counting the 200 notes I spent on the lap dance with extras I spent about 250 notes on Thursday, couple of big fuck of Cuban cigars and some rank cocktail at £10 a glass

Admin wrote:

Not counting the 200 notes I spent on the lap dance with extras I spent about 250 notes on Thursday, couple of big fuck of Cuban cigars and some rank cocktail at £10 a glass

sounds like a lumpy night!!
what extras you get then?

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Not counting the 200 notes I spent on the lap dance with extras I spent about 250 notes on Thursday, couple of big fuck of Cuban cigars and some rank cocktail at £10 a glass

sounds like a lumpy night!!
what extras you get then?

Well the same extras you would get at a massage parlour, now I know why they call the club Full Service

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Not counting the 200 notes I spent on the lap dance with extras I spent about 250 notes on Thursday, couple of big fuck of Cuban cigars and some rank cocktail at £10 a glass

sounds like a lumpy night!!
what extras you get then?

Well the same extras you would get at a massage parlour, now I know why they call the club Full Service

happy days!
bet you felt shit when you woke up Friday thou!

just spoke to my bro....they did both do that bird at the same time....she didnt even know anyone but was the next door neighbour and they invited her up to the party, then within an hour were both smashing her down stairs....quality!!

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Not counting the 200 notes I spent on the lap dance with extras I spent about 250 notes on Thursday, couple of big fuck of Cuban cigars and some rank cocktail at £10 a glass

sounds like a lumpy night!!
what extras you get then?

Well the same extras you would get at a massage parlour, now I know why they call the club Full Service

happy days!
bet you felt shit when you woke up Friday thou!

Got in at about 10 on Friday morning and spent the rest of the day in bed, for some stupid reason we got the train to Birmingham for the night out as my Brother wanted to see what the nightlife was like up there as he hates it here as it's full of 14 year old dickheads who can't hold their drink trying to start fights, good night but we should have gone to London

samiola wrote:

just spoke to my bro....they did both do that bird at the same time....she didnt even know anyone but was the next door neighbour and they invited her up to the party, then within an hour were both smashing her down stairs....quality!!

All the middle aged women love a good spit roasting

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

just spoke to my bro....they did both do that bird at the same time....she didnt even know anyone but was the next door neighbour and they invited her up to the party, then within an hour were both smashing her down stairs....quality!!

All the middle aged women love a good spit roasting

yep....she was German as well....bet she was doing some good porn star noises!!

What cuntish weather. Supposed to be this way all week.

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

just spoke to my bro....they did both do that bird at the same time....she didnt even know anyone but was the next door neighbour and they invited her up to the party, then within an hour were both smashing her down stairs....quality!!

All the middle aged women love a good spit roasting

yep....she was German as well....bet she was doing some good porn star noises!!

Och ja, auf meine scheisse loch

TBOK wrote:

What cuntish weather. Supposed to be this way all week.

in it!!
fucking freezing in Clapham! cant wait to fuck off to the warm on 24th dec

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

just spoke to my bro....they did both do that bird at the same time....she didnt even know anyone but was the next door neighbour and they invited her up to the party, then within an hour were both smashing her down stairs....quality!!

All the middle aged women love a good spit roasting

yep....she was German as well....bet she was doing some good porn star noises!!

Och ja, auf meine scheisse loch

tranlates to.........?

So everybody is getting excited that Take That are performing on the X Factor with Robbie Williams for the first time in 15 years this coming weekend.

Personally, I would be far more impressed if Boyzone were to perform with Stephen Gately....

Not get any excuses as to why we are so shit.

Admin wrote:

So everybody is getting excited that Take That are performing on the X Factor with Robbie Williams for the first time in 15 years this coming weekend.

Personally, I would be far more impressed if Boyzone were to perform with Stephen Gately....

We'll be playing the team 2nd bottom of the league at that point.

First game we'll be favourites in.

Need to win

Admin wrote:

So everybody is getting excited that Take That are performing on the X Factor with Robbie Williams for the first time in 15 years this coming weekend.

Personally, I would be far more impressed if Boyzone were to perform with Stephen Gately....

who got kicked out of x factor this week...didnt see any of it?

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

just spoke to my bro....they did both do that bird at the same time....she didnt even know anyone but was the next door neighbour and they invited her up to the party, then within an hour were both smashing her down stairs....quality!!

All the middle aged women love a good spit roasting

yep....she was German as well....bet she was doing some good porn star noises!!

Och ja, auf meine scheisse loch

tranlates to.........?

Oh yes, in my shit hole, not that I have seen that much German porn, just did it for A level and used to go out with a german sort too