Tuesday - 14/12

M&S do the best sandwiches. FACT

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Hope the met office cunts are right about snow this weekend, Mrs is on about going to Winter Wonderland on Saturday, don't think I could handle it this close to Christmas

better not snow on xmas eve...flight will be cancelled...useless cunts

I did not want any snow over xmas. Now I really want heavy snow on xmas eve that lasts at least a week.

Ditto.

alright Mr M. Bok

Actually i dont, otherwise I wont get to see my boy.

Now I'm praying for snow, snow, snow!!

Ah that's harsh.

Alright Magic.

Yeah you're right. Fuck the little shit.

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

samiola wrote:

Fucking hate doctors waiting rooms.

The jabs can give you the shits Sami.....

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Hope the met office cunts are right about snow this weekend, Mrs is on about going to Winter Wonderland on Saturday, don't think I could handle it this close to Christmas

better not snow on xmas eve...flight will be cancelled...useless cunts

I did not want any snow over xmas. Now I really want heavy snow on xmas eve that lasts at least a week.

Ditto.

alright Mr M. Bok

Actually i dont, otherwise I wont get to see my boy.

Now I'm praying for snow, snow, snow!!

Ah that's harsh.

Alright Magic.

Yeah you're right. Fuck the little shit.

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Don't bring me into it!

The Magic Man wrote:

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Haha I pay a fucking fortune in maintenance!

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Hope the met office cunts are right about snow this weekend, Mrs is on about going to Winter Wonderland on Saturday, don't think I could handle it this close to Christmas

better not snow on xmas eve...flight will be cancelled...useless cunts

I did not want any snow over xmas. Now I really want heavy snow on xmas eve that lasts at least a week.

Ditto.

alright Mr M. Bok

Actually i dont, otherwise I wont get to see my boy.

Now I'm praying for snow, snow, snow!!

Ah that's harsh.

Alright Magic.

Yeah you're right. Fuck the little shit.

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Don't bring me into it!

Why not? You father of the year or something?

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Hope the met office cunts are right about snow this weekend, Mrs is on about going to Winter Wonderland on Saturday, don't think I could handle it this close to Christmas

better not snow on xmas eve...flight will be cancelled...useless cunts

I did not want any snow over xmas. Now I really want heavy snow on xmas eve that lasts at least a week.

Ditto.

alright Mr M. Bok

Actually i dont, otherwise I wont get to see my boy.

Now I'm praying for snow, snow, snow!!

Ah that's harsh.

Alright Magic.

Yeah you're right. Fuck the little shit.

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Don't bring me into it!

Why not? You father of the year or something?

Well. If you say so yeh!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Haha I pay a fucking fortune in maintenance!

Really? How much mon amigo?

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Hope the met office cunts are right about snow this weekend, Mrs is on about going to Winter Wonderland on Saturday, don't think I could handle it this close to Christmas

better not snow on xmas eve...flight will be cancelled...useless cunts

I did not want any snow over xmas. Now I really want heavy snow on xmas eve that lasts at least a week.

Ditto.

alright Mr M. Bok

Actually i dont, otherwise I wont get to see my boy.

Now I'm praying for snow, snow, snow!!

Ah that's harsh.

Alright Magic.

Yeah you're right. Fuck the little shit.

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Don't bring me into it!

Why not? You father of the year or something?

Well. If you say so yeh!!

I don't say so. In fact, I really very much doubt the ginger kid thinks so either.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Hope the met office cunts are right about snow this weekend, Mrs is on about going to Winter Wonderland on Saturday, don't think I could handle it this close to Christmas

better not snow on xmas eve...flight will be cancelled...useless cunts

I did not want any snow over xmas. Now I really want heavy snow on xmas eve that lasts at least a week.

Ditto.

alright Mr M. Bok

Actually i dont, otherwise I wont get to see my boy.

Now I'm praying for snow, snow, snow!!

Ah that's harsh.

Alright Magic.

Yeah you're right. Fuck the little shit.

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Don't bring me into it!

Why not? You father of the year or something?

Well. If you say so yeh!!

I don't say so. In fact, I really very much doubt the ginger kid thinks so either.

The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!

TBOK wrote:

The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Yeah - We've all done that trick. The worst thing is when you come into the room and you know your missus is doing the trick on you. Can't say much without accusing her...

My girls are both out of nappies now, but I actually think it's worse wiping their arses for them.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Yeah - We've all done that trick. The worst thing is when you come into the room and you know your missus is doing the trick on you. Can't say much without accusing her...

My girls are both out of nappies now, but I actually think it's worse wiping their arses for them.

We both do it. It's like a fucking game. 15/Love to me today.

Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Haha I pay a fucking fortune in maintenance!

Really? How much mon amigo?

Enough! Over £250 without travelling costs and extra shit she always asks for. I'm more than generous.

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Yeah - We've all done that trick. The worst thing is when you come into the room and you know your missus is doing the trick on you. Can't say much without accusing her...

My girls are both out of nappies now, but I actually think it's worse wiping their arses for them.

We both do it. It's like a fucking game. 15/Love to me today.

Aye - But there is only so long you can leave the kid in their own poo.... Then you have to do it yourself.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Haha I pay a fucking fortune in maintenance!

Really? How much mon amigo?

Enough! Over £250 without travelling costs and extra shit she always asks for. I'm more than generous.

Needs to be a lot 'over £250' to cover the costs....

"I'm more than generous"

Are you jewish?

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Yeah - We've all done that trick. The worst thing is when you come into the room and you know your missus is doing the trick on you. Can't say much without accusing her...

My girls are both out of nappies now, but I actually think it's worse wiping their arses for them.

We both do it. It's like a fucking game. 15/Love to me today.

Aye - But there is only so long you can leave the kid in their own poo.... Then you have to do it yourself.

True. I would not if she was out or something. I knew she was gonna walk in within a few minutes!

De-activated my facecunt account earlier!

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Haha I pay a fucking fortune in maintenance!

Really? How much mon amigo?

Enough! Over £250 without travelling costs and extra shit she always asks for. I'm more than generous.

Needs to be a lot 'over £250' to cover the costs....

"I'm more than generous"

Are you jewish?

Well considering the money I'm on + rent + transport, she's doing well. Plus the grants she gets from uni of £2k per quarter and all the other benefits she gets. She's always fucking minted.

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK wrote:

The kid thinks it. Just this morning I could not be bothered to change her nappy so left it until the missus came in the room and pretended i knew nothing about it!

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Yeah - We've all done that trick. The worst thing is when you come into the room and you know your missus is doing the trick on you. Can't say much without accusing her...

My girls are both out of nappies now, but I actually think it's worse wiping their arses for them.

We both do it. It's like a fucking game. 15/Love to me today.

Aye - But there is only so long you can leave the kid in their own poo.... Then you have to do it yourself.

True. I would not if she was out or something. I knew she was gonna walk in within a few minutes!

Kinda guessed that. Your not mini-bok. Only leave your kid needing a change if you know the partner is coming back soon.

By the way, what's her 1st name? Obviously don't have to say, just interested.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

What a great Dad. Don't live with him, don't raise him, now calls him a little shit!!! Probably doesn't even pay maintainance. Proper Tbok fan.....

all children are little shits - especially mine

Haha I pay a fucking fortune in maintenance!

Really? How much mon amigo?

Enough! Over £250 without travelling costs and extra shit she always asks for. I'm more than generous.

Needs to be a lot 'over £250' to cover the costs....

"I'm more than generous"

Are you jewish?

Well considering the money I'm on + rent + transport, she's doing well. Plus the grants she gets from uni of £2k per quarter and all the other benefits she gets. She's always fucking minted.

Minted ugly bird. Send her my way?

The Magic Man wrote:

Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.

Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!

TBOK wrote:

De-activated my facecunt account earlier!

Why?

The Magic Man wrote:

Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.

Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Sami - You get your bird to wipe your arse? You may have to in Thailand when you can't walk without shitting.

Nope..I have pissed on her in my sleep thou!
She woke up and saw me, cock in hand pissing all over her and the bed!
So lagging I didn't know where I was!

Hahaha that proper made me laugh!