Friday Thread 30-07-2010

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

Take a step back son, and get ready to feel
The words from AG, they're fucking unreal
I've got a pocket full of weed, and a pipe in my pocket
You've crashed and burned, like the Challenger rocket.

I've had a look at your words Sami, want to slap you skin head,
Look at me the wrong, and i'll have Dubbed make you dead. BOOM
I've got Dudded looking up to me, he's under my thumb,
The kid wants to be me, but im fucking his mum.

And now to Captain, Who thinks he's the king,
He sits home alone, playing with his thing.
You think your fly, and your words filled with class,
Speak another joke line son, I'll knock you on your ass.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Bigging up all the 606 crew
Percy and Admin in the venue
Samiola is wicked on the mic with my chat
Merking up the Captain and Dubbed the pirate

Bouldy lives in a caravan
at least hes not Percy and lives with his man

Dubbed lives at home with his mum
his young dumb and his mums full of cum

Admin likes to look at the porno
"look at this chic shes online, 18 and a ho"

All about the mighty Millwall
arsenal need to man up your not good at all

Sami Sami when will you learn?
That I'm the rap king, the rest will burn
Yourself and dubbed are exactly the same
playing hide the sausage, gay little game
I'm killing it again you know its true
Dubbeds skin colour, is similar to poo!

We all know about percy, the soppy cunt he is
But he's not as bad as you sami, with your mouth full of jizz
And dont get me started on bould, the pikey mug
although I would chew on his mums smelly rug
Not forgetting Magic
his face is fucking tragic!

Captain Japseye that is his name
His banter is whack and his disses are lame

Goes on how he drinks up the black stuff
when really he thinks WKD is tough

Goes how his from the big smoke
really hes just a pikey and broke

i could go on on and on with this chat
capatains a cunt and i smashed his birds rat

Sami once again you've been shown to be a prick
Who's was it you took? Aberdeens or TBOKs dick?
Knowing you though, you probably had them both
You might want to check your bits, I'm sure you'll have a growth

All you do is say about how you rave
when we all really know, that cock is what you crave
and then there's the talk of you shit football team
premiership? maybe in a dream

Lad from Millwall? You're just stereotypical
Your condition when I'm finished will be critical
Just lay back and accept the loss
While dubbeds banging you, calling him your boss!

HA HA HA that was quite good
your still a gypo wearing a hood

You and Bouldy share the same Gym
shame your parents share the bin


dont come on here dissing Millwall
when your biggest player is 5 foot tall

at least we played at the new Wembley
when dubbed came in your face he kicked you in the knee

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Bigging up all the 606 crew
Percy and Admin in the venue
Samiola is wicked on the mic with my chat
Merking up the Captain and Dubbed the pirate

Bouldy lives in a caravan
at least hes not Percy and lives with his man

Dubbed lives at home with his mum
his young dumb and his mums full of cum

Admin likes to look at the porno
"look at this chic shes online, 18 and a ho"

All about the mighty Millwall
arsenal need to man up your not good at all

Sami Sami when will you learn?
That I'm the rap king, the rest will burn
Yourself and dubbed are exactly the same
playing hide the sausage, gay little game
I'm killing it again you know its true
Dubbeds skin colour, is similar to poo!

We all know about percy, the soppy cunt he is
But he's not as bad as you sami, with your mouth full of jizz
And dont get me started on bould, the pikey mug
although I would chew on his mums smelly rug
Not forgetting Magic
his face is fucking tragic!

Captain Japseye that is his name
His banter is whack and his disses are lame

Goes on how he drinks up the black stuff
when really he thinks WKD is tough

Goes how his from the big smoke
really hes just a pikey and broke

i could go on on and on with this chat
capatains a cunt and i smashed his birds rat

Sami once again you've been shown to be a prick
Who's was it you took? Aberdeens or TBOKs dick?
Knowing you though, you probably had them both
You might want to check your bits, I'm sure you'll have a growth

All you do is say about how you rave
when we all really know, that cock is what you crave
and then there's the talk of you shit football team
premiership? maybe in a dream

Lad from Millwall? You're just stereotypical
Your condition when I'm finished will be critical
Just lay back and accept the loss
While dubbeds banging you, calling him your boss!

HA HA HA that was quite good
your still a gypo wearing a hood

You and Bouldy share the same Gym
shame your parents share the bin


dont come on here dissing Millwall
when your biggest player is 5 foot tall

at least we played at the new Wembley
when dubbed came in your face he kicked you in the knee

Ooooh - Let yourself down with that one.

Not bad Abs, not bad.

My winner at the moment is Captain Oblivious, but it could all change quickly.

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

right you cunts do the freestyling i will just drop the beats

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

tell us as about it, got rid of one sister and niece now got another sister and niece with us, not been on the PS3 in ages now

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

Aye - much as I love my sister and sister-in-law, I love being in my own house with just the wife and kids more.

Although, it would be much worse if I didn't have a spare rooms for them. At least after they go to bed, I can watch my shit (and have a wank).

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

tell us as about it, got rid of one sister and niece now got another sister and niece with us, not been on the PS3 in ages now

1) WHere have your 1st sister and niece gone? & did the bloke get banged up?
2) Why is another sister and niece staying now? & does she have the same issues?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Take a step back son, and get ready to feel
The words from AG, they're fucking unreal
I've got a pocket full of weed, and a pipe in my pocket
You've crashed and burned, like the Challenger rocket.

I've had a look at your words Sami, want to slap you skin head,
Look at me the wrong, and i'll have Dubbed make you dead. BOOM
I've got Dudded looking up to me, he's under my thumb,
The kid wants to be me, but im fucking his mum.

And now to Captain, Who thinks he's the king,
He sits home alone, playing with his thing.
You think your fly, and your words filled with class,
Speak another joke line son, I'll knock you on your ass.

Aderdeen Gooner now stepping to the plate
Better tell Dubbed though, you'll be late for your date
You say you're a smoker, but we know that's a lie
I heard you had one toke, and thought you were guna die

I'll give you credit though, you're better than Samiola
What does your Friday night consist of? Yogurt and Granola?
Check me now, I'm ruining you with fruit based lines
Be careful when you fuck dubbed, watch out for the land mines

Fuck it now, I'll take a cheap dig at Admin
15yr old on webcam, look at that grin
You see it's easy, you all know I'm the king
TBOK's Mrs? Abolsutely ming!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Take a step back son, and get ready to feel
The words from AG, they're fucking unreal
I've got a pocket full of weed, and a pipe in my pocket
You've crashed and burned, like the Challenger rocket.

I've had a look at your words Sami, want to slap you skin head,
Look at me the wrong, and i'll have Dubbed make you dead. BOOM
I've got Dudded looking up to me, he's under my thumb,
The kid wants to be me, but im fucking his mum.

And now to Captain, Who thinks he's the king,
He sits home alone, playing with his thing.
You think your fly, and your words filled with class,
Speak another joke line son, I'll knock you on your ass.

Aderdeen Gooner now stepping to the plate
Better tell Dubbed though, you'll be late for your date
You say you're a smoker, but we know that's a lie
I heard you had one toke, and thought you were guna die

I'll give you credit though, you're better than Samiola
What does your Friday night consist of? Yogurt and Granola?
Check me now, I'm ruining you with fruit based lines
Be careful when you fuck dubbed, watch out for the land mines

Fuck it now, I'll take a cheap dig at Admin
15yr old on webcam, look at that grin
You see it's easy, you all know I'm the king
TBOK's Mrs? Abolsutely ming!

Best yet.

I applaud you sir.

Admin wrote:

right you cunts do the freestyling i will just drop the beats

Here he is, Admin, the boards king of porn
The guy loves his webcams, always showing his horn.
He doesn't have a preference, no age nor race,
As long as they're hot, and he can cum on their face.

His missus would be pissed, if she knew what he did,
Fucking these women, 4 illigitimate kid.
Sitting on cam4, with on hand on the stick,
Asking for a flash, whilst spanking his dick.

Aberdden trying to step up to the plate
can test me your acents too bait

when we all the sweaty cunts learn
Scotland is shit and shit weed you burn

Scottish people are such a fuckin jar
you aint got a cock you got a battered mars bar

Dubbed is your daddy i hear you call
hes gonna bend you over Hadrians wall

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

tell us as about it, got rid of one sister and niece now got another sister and niece with us, not been on the PS3 in ages now

1) WHere have your 1st sister and niece gone? & did the bloke get banged up?
2) Why is another sister and niece staying now? & does she have the same issues?

First sister and niece, back at home husband banged up, but now out on bail but not allowed any contact with any of us, we think he is in Middlesbrough with his mum (not too sure though)

Second sister and niece her husband has cheatted on her with her friend ( or rather her friend sent her husband a text saying she loved him) not violence, so she has left him, but will probably go back as I doubt he has had an affair just her "friend" being a bitch, worst thing is now with this niece is she's 15 and always on the net so it takes me forever to download my tv shows

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Take a step back son, and get ready to feel
The words from AG, they're fucking unreal
I've got a pocket full of weed, and a pipe in my pocket
You've crashed and burned, like the Challenger rocket.

I've had a look at your words Sami, want to slap you skin head,
Look at me the wrong, and i'll have Dubbed make you dead. BOOM
I've got Dudded looking up to me, he's under my thumb,
The kid wants to be me, but im fucking his mum.

And now to Captain, Who thinks he's the king,
He sits home alone, playing with his thing.
You think your fly, and your words filled with class,
Speak another joke line son, I'll knock you on your ass.

Aderdeen Gooner now stepping to the plate
Better tell Dubbed though, you'll be late for your date
You say you're a smoker, but we know that's a lie
I heard you had one toke, and thought you were guna die

I'll give you credit though, you're better than Samiola
What does your Friday night consist of? Yogurt and Granola?
Check me now, I'm ruining you with fruit based lines
Be careful when you fuck dubbed, watch out for the land mines

Fuck it now, I'll take a cheap dig at Admin
15yr old on webcam, look at that grin
You see it's easy, you all know I'm the king
TBOK's Mrs? Abolsutely ming!

Ha, i've got say Obvious is possibly they most difficult word to rhyme with,

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

right you cunts do the freestyling i will just drop the beats

Here he is, Admin, the boards king of porn
The guy loves his webcams, always showing his horn.
He doesn't have a preference, no age nor race,
As long as they're hot, and he can cum on their face.

His missus would be pissed, if she knew what he did,
Fucking these women, 4 illigitimate kid.
Sitting on cam4, with on hand on the stick,
Asking for a flash, whilst spanking his dick.

though i dont play with myself on cam, i am not that perverted yet

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

tell us as about it, got rid of one sister and niece now got another sister and niece with us, not been on the PS3 in ages now

1) WHere have your 1st sister and niece gone? & did the bloke get banged up?
2) Why is another sister and niece staying now? & does she have the same issues?

First sister and niece, back at home husband banged up, but now out on bail but not allowed any contact with any of us, we think he is in Middlesbrough with his mum (not too sure though)

Second sister and niece her husband has cheatted on her with her friend ( or rather her friend sent her husband a text saying she loved him) not violence, so she has left him, but will probably go back as I doubt he has had an affair just her "friend" being a bitch, worst thing is now with this niece is she's 15 and always on the net so it takes me forever to download my tv shows

15 you say?

Fit?

Post some pics.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Take a step back son, and get ready to feel
The words from AG, they're fucking unreal
I've got a pocket full of weed, and a pipe in my pocket
You've crashed and burned, like the Challenger rocket.

I've had a look at your words Sami, want to slap you skin head,
Look at me the wrong, and i'll have Dubbed make you dead. BOOM
I've got Dudded looking up to me, he's under my thumb,
The kid wants to be me, but im fucking his mum.

And now to Captain, Who thinks he's the king,
He sits home alone, playing with his thing.
You think your fly, and your words filled with class,
Speak another joke line son, I'll knock you on your ass.

Aderdeen Gooner now stepping to the plate
Better tell Dubbed though, you'll be late for your date
You say you're a smoker, but we know that's a lie
I heard you had one toke, and thought you were guna die

I'll give you credit though, you're better than Samiola
What does your Friday night consist of? Yogurt and Granola?
Check me now, I'm ruining you with fruit based lines
Be careful when you fuck dubbed, watch out for the land mines

Fuck it now, I'll take a cheap dig at Admin
15yr old on webcam, look at that grin
You see it's easy, you all know I'm the king
TBOK's Mrs? Abolsutely ming!

very good, but 15 is too old

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

tell us as about it, got rid of one sister and niece now got another sister and niece with us, not been on the PS3 in ages now

1) WHere have your 1st sister and niece gone? & did the bloke get banged up?
2) Why is another sister and niece staying now? & does she have the same issues?

First sister and niece, back at home husband banged up, but now out on bail but not allowed any contact with any of us, we think he is in Middlesbrough with his mum (not too sure though)

Second sister and niece her husband has cheatted on her with her friend ( or rather her friend sent her husband a text saying she loved him) not violence, so she has left him, but will probably go back as I doubt he has had an affair just her "friend" being a bitch, worst thing is now with this niece is she's 15 and always on the net so it takes me forever to download my tv shows

15 you say?

Fit?

Post some pics.

Fuck off, shes about 6ft 2 and hairier than a gorilla you nonce

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Take a step back son, and get ready to feel
The words from AG, they're fucking unreal
I've got a pocket full of weed, and a pipe in my pocket
You've crashed and burned, like the Challenger rocket.

I've had a look at your words Sami, want to slap you skin head,
Look at me the wrong, and i'll have Dubbed make you dead. BOOM
I've got Dudded looking up to me, he's under my thumb,
The kid wants to be me, but im fucking his mum.

And now to Captain, Who thinks he's the king,
He sits home alone, playing with his thing.
You think your fly, and your words filled with class,
Speak another joke line son, I'll knock you on your ass.

Aderdeen Gooner now stepping to the plate
Better tell Dubbed though, you'll be late for your date
You say you're a smoker, but we know that's a lie
I heard you had one toke, and thought you were guna die

I'll give you credit though, you're better than Samiola
What does your Friday night consist of? Yogurt and Granola?
Check me now, I'm ruining you with fruit based lines
Be careful when you fuck dubbed, watch out for the land mines

Fuck it now, I'll take a cheap dig at Admin
15yr old on webcam, look at that grin
You see it's easy, you all know I'm the king
TBOK's Mrs? Abolsutely ming!

Ha, i've got say Obvious is possibly they most difficult word to rhyme with,

Yeah, Captain isn't much easier.

samiola wrote:

Aberdden trying to step up to the plate
can test me your acents too bait

when we all the sweaty cunts learn
Scotland is shit and shit weed you burn

Scottish people are such a fuckin jar
you aint got a cock you got a battered mars bar

Dubbed is your daddy i hear you call
hes gonna bend you over Hadrians wall

Sami you cunt, When will you learn
You support blue and white, but you've got a pussy firm.
Im the guy fron north east, not black but white,
bring your little crew up here and get ready to fight.

I beat you from street to street, leave you battered and bruised,
Laying dead at my feet.
You boys from Millwall, are a right joke and a half.
Give it up now son, stick to the laughing gas.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdden trying to step up to the plate
can test me your acents too bait

when we all the sweaty cunts learn
Scotland is shit and shit weed you burn

Scottish people are such a fuckin jar
you aint got a cock you got a battered mars bar

Dubbed is your daddy i hear you call
hes gonna bend you over Hadrians wall

Sami you cunt, When will you learn
You support blue and white, but you've got a pussy firm.
Im the guy fron north east, not black but white,
bring your little crew up here and get ready to fight.

I beat you from street to street, leave you battered and bruised,
Laying dead at my feet.
You boys from Millwall, are a right joke and a half.
Give it up now son, stick to the laughing gas.

Cant be assed any more

Scottish Ginger Cunt

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The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

morning fellow cunty's

see N-Dubbez was busy on the M-I-C yesterday...jokes!
B day tomo gonna get bang up all weekend!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Been a really hectic week at some points this week with the boss away on holiday..been holding off having a smoke so i can have a proper chill out tonight, cant wait.

Git.

I had my sister-in-law (6 months pregnant) staying with us Monday - Thursday this week. Then my sister and her husband and kids are staying with us from last night til Sunday.

I fucking hate people staying at my house. I can't do the things I normally would; I can't watch the TV that I want. I can't just open up a bottle of wine for the pure hell of it. I can't get up in the night for a piss (very rare that I do anyway) without having to put on some fucking clothes. I can't sit on my sofa reclined and fart when I want to. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, I would love to be able to say that I am looking forward to the weekend and have a chill, but I fucking can't.

just remembered my bird wants me to let her mate stay at ours "for a few nights" we only got a one bedroom flat!!
shes a bit of a twat and used to go out with my good mate for years, shes finally split up with her "cunt" boyfreind who did knock her around to be fair but its fuckin bollocks.
no wanking or playstaion for me when shes in the house....rubbish!!

tell us as about it, got rid of one sister and niece now got another sister and niece with us, not been on the PS3 in ages now

1) WHere have your 1st sister and niece gone? & did the bloke get banged up?
2) Why is another sister and niece staying now? & does she have the same issues?

First sister and niece, back at home husband banged up, but now out on bail but not allowed any contact with any of us, we think he is in Middlesbrough with his mum (not too sure though)

Second sister and niece her husband has cheatted on her with her friend ( or rather her friend sent her husband a text saying she loved him) not violence, so she has left him, but will probably go back as I doubt he has had an affair just her "friend" being a bitch, worst thing is now with this niece is she's 15 and always on the net so it takes me forever to download my tv shows

15 you say?

Fit?

Post some pics.

Fuck off, shes about 6ft 2 and hairier than a gorilla you nonce

Don't bother with the pics then, but for you of all paople to call me a nonce is worrying...

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdden trying to step up to the plate
can test me your acents too bait

when we all the sweaty cunts learn
Scotland is shit and shit weed you burn

Scottish people are such a fuckin jar
you aint got a cock you got a battered mars bar

Dubbed is your daddy i hear you call
hes gonna bend you over Hadrians wall

Sami you cunt, When will you learn
You support blue and white, but you've got a pussy firm.
Im the guy fron north east, not black but white,
bring your little crew up here and get ready to fight.

I beat you from street to street, leave you battered and bruised,
Laying dead at my feet.
You boys from Millwall, are a right joke and a half.
Give it up now son, stick to the laughing gas.

Look, I'm sorry I have to break you both the news
But you're both fucking shit, and you both fucking lose
AG you're alright, but Sami you're a hasbeen
Even fucking Magic Man, said I'm the best he's ever seen

Sami, I gotta say, you're pissing in the wind
You've been lyrically served up, eaten and binned
So go on, jog on, you're a joke
Blaze it up AG, lets go for a smoke.