Friday Thread 30-07-2010

Dubbed fucks Boys up the shitter
He's best mates with Garry Glitter
He sucks on Cock
and fucks a Jock
And when i saw his mum i hit her

more of a limerick than a rap

Admin wrote:

Dubbed fucks Boys up the shitter
He's best mates with Garry Glitter
He sucks on Cock
and fucks a Jock
And when i saw his mum i hit her

more of a limerick than a rap

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdden trying to step up to the plate
can test me your acents too bait

when we all the sweaty cunts learn
Scotland is shit and shit weed you burn

Scottish people are such a fuckin jar
you aint got a cock you got a battered mars bar

Dubbed is your daddy i hear you call
hes gonna bend you over Hadrians wall

Sami you cunt, When will you learn
You support blue and white, but you've got a pussy firm.
Im the guy fron north east, not black but white,
bring your little crew up here and get ready to fight.

I beat you from street to street, leave you battered and bruised,
Laying dead at my feet.
You boys from Millwall, are a right joke and a half.
Give it up now son, stick to the laughing gas.

Look, I'm sorry I have to break you both the news
But you're both fucking shit, and you both fucking lose
AG you're alright, but Sami you're a hasbeen
Even fucking Magic Man, said I'm the best he's ever seen

Sami, I gotta say, you're pissing in the wind
You've been lyrically served up, eaten and binned
So go on, jog on, you're a joke
Blaze it up AG, lets go for a smoke.

fair do's il let you have this one, cant keep up with the yout these days mans is getting on!

Hope dubbed appears later, starts dropping some of that stuff he was doing yesterday....was pretty bad.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Hope dubbed appears later, starts dropping some of that stuff he was doing yesterday....was pretty bad.

im sure dubbed will inspire me to chat more pun de mic but im done for now!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdden trying to step up to the plate
can test me your acents too bait

when we all the sweaty cunts learn
Scotland is shit and shit weed you burn

Scottish people are such a fuckin jar
you aint got a cock you got a battered mars bar

Dubbed is your daddy i hear you call
hes gonna bend you over Hadrians wall

Sami you cunt, When will you learn
You support blue and white, but you've got a pussy firm.
Im the guy fron north east, not black but white,
bring your little crew up here and get ready to fight.

I beat you from street to street, leave you battered and bruised,
Laying dead at my feet.
You boys from Millwall, are a right joke and a half.
Give it up now son, stick to the laughing gas.

Look, I'm sorry I have to break you both the news
But you're both fucking shit, and you both fucking lose
AG you're alright, but Sami you're a hasbeen
Even fucking Magic Man, said I'm the best he's ever seen

Sami, I gotta say, you're pissing in the wind
You've been lyrically served up, eaten and binned
So go on, jog on, you're a joke
Blaze it up AG, lets go for a smoke.

Pretty good. Only tiny thing i'd change would be to say "you're a blue & white joke", not just "a joke"

Gotta take a dig at the millwall when you can

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Hope dubbed appears later, starts dropping some of that stuff he was doing yesterday....was pretty bad.

im sure dubbed will inspire me to chat more pun de mic but im done for now!

I'll look forward to putting Dubbed down. I was fucking around yesterday, and today we've been pissing about, but Dubbed went proper serious on it! TBOK was in hysterics.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Hope dubbed appears later, starts dropping some of that stuff he was doing yesterday....was pretty bad.

im sure dubbed will inspire me to chat more pun de mic but im done for now!

I'll look forward to putting Dubbed down. I was fucking around yesterday, and today we've been pissing about, but Dubbed went proper serious on it! TBOK was in hysterics.

Yeah, had a read this morning when i got in, he seemed pretty angry when everyone agreed you were better

smoke time.

Wheres percy today?

Just realised percy has not been on in a while this morning spamming the board

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Hope dubbed appears later, starts dropping some of that stuff he was doing yesterday....was pretty bad.

im sure dubbed will inspire me to chat more pun de mic but im done for now!

I'll look forward to putting Dubbed down. I was fucking around yesterday, and today we've been pissing about, but Dubbed went proper serious on it! TBOK was in hysterics.

Yeah, had a read this morning when i got in, he seemed pretty angry when everyone agreed you were better

Typical feral....can't take getting merked by a White boy!

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Dubbeds bars from yesterday! HAHAHA he would of been killed this morning!

Alright yo, check this.

You pissed me off so now I'm gonna have to cut you off. Hang you upside down by the legs above a few kegs.
You can't take touch my flow. It's a few feet above you like a flying crow.
You're a genuine cunt. Just do and Aberdeen and roll up a blunt.
Think twice before you attempt to best Dubbed. All you'll get is fast club on your head. Execution style. Already dead.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbeds bars from yesterday! HAHAHA he would of been killed this morning!

Alright yo, check this.

You pissed me off so now I'm gonna have to cut you off. Hang you upside down by the legs above a few kegs.
You can't take touch my flow. It's a few feet above you like a flying crow.
You're a genuine cunt. Just do and Aberdeen and roll up a blunt.
Think twice before you attempt to best Dubbed. All you'll get is fast club on your head. Execution style. Already dead.

what a cheif!
thats how the somalins chat
Swahili lyrics translate into that

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Im not drinking for a while. I've turned into a right cunt recently, everyone can see it apparently. So need to chill.

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Im not drinking for a while. I've turned into a right cunt recently, everyone can see it apparently. So need to chill.

You a cunt, well I never

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Im not drinking for a while. I've turned into a right cunt recently, everyone can see it apparently. So need to chill.

Those alcho pops turn the best of us

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Im not drinking for a while. I've turned into a right cunt recently, everyone can see it apparently. So need to chill.

It's quite apparent that you've always been a cunt.

Seriosuly though, I used to be like that. Change what you are drinking and you may be OK. I still don't drink Whiskey, even though I love it, because I turn into an aggressive cunt. Also cut out Stella a few years back. Now I'm still a cunt, but far less aggressive.

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

shagsarsenal wrote:

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

Cunt. Even worse rapper than Dubbed.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

Afternoon you northern monkey.

Love the signature by the way. The snooker bit made me laugh, never heard that one before.

Captain Obvious wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

Cunt. Even worse rapper than Dubbed.

I only did one rap yesterday and that was an immense one for dubbed