Friday Thread 30-07-2010

Does anyone else find that lot's of scrolling messages slow down the page?

The Magic Man wrote:

Does anyone else find that lot's of scrolling messages slow down the page?

No, I just find it fucking idiotic.

The real version of lady gagas Bad Romance


Im lady gaga, I am a woman,
But years ago, I used to be a man,
I was a man, man man man,
I was a man, man man man,
Im such a freak you can tell by my clothes,
Im like a hovis I love best of both,
I make you cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe,
Ive got a minge, minge, minge, minge,

When I had a sex change,
Thought it was the best thing,
But now people know that I was a man.

(chorus)
People all know and they all tend to laugh,
Cos I used to have a cock in my pants,
I wear leather cat suits to cover it up,
But everyone knows that im a man,
Whoa whoa
Used to have a cock in my pants,
Whoa whoa,
Used to have a cock in my pants,

Ra ra ra ah ahh, I used to be a man,
Man man man man man,
Now im a woman

(verse2)
I need some money for some surgery,
I dont want this cock I just want my fanny,
I need my cunt, cunt cunt cunt,
thats what I want, want want want.
Fed up of people always taking the piss,
I want possesion of my old clitoris,
I want my bean, bean bean bean,
thats what I mean, mean mean mean.

When I had a sex change, thought it was the best thing,
But now people know that I was a man

(chorus)
People all know and they all tend to laugh,
Cos I used to have a cock in my pants,
I wear leather cat suits to cover it up,
But everyone knows that im a man,
Whoa whoa
Used to have a cock in my pants,
Whoa whoa,
Used to have a cock in my pants,

Ra ra ra ah ahh, I used to be a man,
Man man man man man,
Now im a woman

(verse3)
Walk walk fashion baby,
Corination street like hayley,
You can call me paul o grady,
But I am a real lady,

I want a cock and I want a ball sack,
I miss those nuts so can I have em back,
I want a cock and I want a ball sack,
I miss those nuts so can I have them back,

(chorus)
People all know and they all tend to laugh,
Cos I used to have a cock in my pants,
I wear leather cat suits to cover it up,
But everyone knows that im a man,
Whoa whoa
Used to have a cock in my pants,
Whoa whoa,
Used to have a cock in my pants,

Ra ra ra ah ahh, I used to be a man,
Man man man man man,
Now im a woman

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Im not drinking for a while. I've turned into a right cunt recently, everyone can see it apparently. So need to chill.

Been hanging out here to long, you have to be a rigth cunt to survive here.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

Cunt. Even worse rapper than Dubbed.

I only did one rap yesterday and that was an immense one for dubbed

it that was your own work then props to you.....blatantly was copied from some other site thou me thinks!

samiola wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

Cunt. Even worse rapper than Dubbed.

I only did one rap yesterday and that was an immense one for dubbed

it that was your own work then props to you.....blatantly was copied from some other site thou me thinks!

Pft i'll have to admit it was stolen some ranfom MC up here called MC burberry, but it was rather fitting for Dubbed

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

He can't handle the lyrical drama.

He would rather watch Futurama

To be fair, I'd rather watch Futurama than take part in a cyber rap battle.

Close to pub time. 1st time this week. Can't go mad though (unfortunately).

Im not drinking for a while. I've turned into a right cunt recently, everyone can see it apparently. So need to chill.

Been hanging out here to long, you have to be a rigth cunt to survive here.

Survival of the cuntiest

shagsarsenal wrote:

samiola wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Afternoon you bunch of southen cunts!

Cunt. Even worse rapper than Dubbed.

I only did one rap yesterday and that was an immense one for dubbed

it that was your own work then props to you.....blatantly was copied from some other site thou me thinks!

Pft i'll have to admit it was stolen some ranfom MC up here called MC burberry, but it was rather fitting for Dubbed

yeah down to a T

post again, cant be arsed looking for it.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I'm off. Chat later.

Has Percy died?

Fucking hell who employs these people at compliance!? They don't have a clue!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

post again, cant be arsed looking for it.

Lazy scottish cunt




it was nice at first,
when i was kissin her,
when she wernt with me
i was missin her,
somethin missin,
but i never invisioned,
this thing, take a fuckin listen,
see i fucked her with all kinda dildos,
now the beans i think its time to spill those,
bounced her up and down just like a yo yo,
now i think that im goin fuckin loco,
see my father is quite mad at me,
cos i fucked a member of my family,
and it ended up bein my mummy,
dont laugh cos i swear that its not funny,

see never did i think, it end like this, it takes the piss,
when all i really wanted was to have some fun, then i go and find out one thing,

your my mum, see i dont understand how you are my mum,
when it was just a fuck before now, im ya son,
you shouldnt have lied to me no, from my lover, to my mother,
your my mum

fingers pointed at me an laughter,
cos i accidentally fucked my mother,
now ill go hide and run for cover,
cos i never once used a fuckin rubber,
so now ill have a son and a brother,
and the mother of my kid is my mother,
9 months left and now im waitin,
i knew i shuda stuck to masturbatin,
please dont be piss takin,
and dont be burberry hatin,
but let me just make this statement,
when i was with her ill admit it was amazin,



see never did i think, it end like this, it takes the piss,
when all i really wanted was to have some fun, then i go and find out one thing,

your my mum, see i dont understand how you are my mum,
when it was just a fuck before now, im ya son,
you shouldnt have lied to me no, from my lover, to my mother,
your my mum


even though your round, i always thought u wer sound,
but i found out this today, now i wish that i was gay,

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

mark the mad wrote:

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

This isn't 606.

Captain Obvious wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

This isn't 606.

That bad sorry.... I am too tired

mark the mad wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

This isn't 606.

That bad sorry.... I am too tired

606 is getting abit shitter now, barely any new posts, and the ones there are are pretty wank the same thing over and over

Cesc this, Wengers useless that, why arnt we signing anyone blahblahblah

Anyone wanna buy me some tickets to the next Arsenal - Stoke game??

shagsarsenal wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

This isn't 606.

That bad sorry.... I am too tired

606 is getting abit shitter now, barely any new posts, and the ones there are are pretty wank the same thing over and over

Cesc this, Wengers useless that, why arnt we signing anyone blahblahblah

Or stuff yesterday and today:

comment by Tomas__W (U14333642)
posted 53 Minutes Ago
3-0 to Rabotnicki, Jay Spearing is going to get absolutely pwned.



I mean what was this guy smoking......... and today I got called an endless wum who trolls the man utd board. Now if I wummed there it would be ok for him too say that but I have posted only 3 times on there board in a month. how th fuck is that endless wumming

mark the mad wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

This isn't 606.

That bad sorry.... I am too tired

606 is getting abit shitter now, barely any new posts, and the ones there are are pretty wank the same thing over and over

Cesc this, Wengers useless that, why arnt we signing anyone blahblahblah

Or stuff yesterday and today:

comment by Tomas__W (U14333642)
posted 53 Minutes Ago
3-0 to Rabotnicki, Jay Spearing is going to get absolutely pwned.



I mean what was this guy smoking......... and today I got called an endless wum who trolls the man utd board. Now if I wummed there it would be ok for him too say that but I have posted only 3 times on there board in a month. how th fuck is that endless wumming

I've pretty much given up posting anything meaningful on there

Last few comments have been about N'God being so good and about how arsene is to french loving and cheap to sign such a great young player that we need

and about resigning hleb, flamani and adebayor and playing with just tommy V at the back for a new formation

shagsarsenal wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

mark the mad wrote:

I swear 606 was never this bad a year ago...

This isn't 606.

That bad sorry.... I am too tired

606 is getting abit shitter now, barely any new posts, and the ones there are are pretty wank the same thing over and over

Cesc this, Wengers useless that, why arnt we signing anyone blahblahblah

Or stuff yesterday and today:

comment by Tomas__W (U14333642)
posted 53 Minutes Ago
3-0 to Rabotnicki, Jay Spearing is going to get absolutely pwned.



I mean what was this guy smoking......... and today I got called an endless wum who trolls the man utd board. Now if I wummed there it would be ok for him too say that but I have posted only 3 times on there board in a month. how th fuck is that endless wumming

I've pretty much given up posting anything meaningful on there

Last few comments have been about N'God being so good and about how arsene is to french loving and cheap to sign such a great young player that we need

and about resigning hleb, flamani and adebayor and playing with just tommy V at the back for a new formation

And on our board villa fans saying how great they are and how young is the best rb in the world.

And last season I endlessly wummed the man utd board. I DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT LAST YEAR.

right cunts.........boozy lunch time hope im not back later!!

samiola wrote:

right cunts.........boozy lunch time hope im not back later!!

so do we

Afternoon fuck stains