Friday Thread 30-07-2010

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain, got a hard on when Dubbed slapped him.
Then exploded when he jacked him…
off. like a Motherfuckin' lightswitch.
Once again there he goes, whining like a little bitch.

Sami. breath smells like his nan's fanny.
coz he loves to lick a granny.
Millwall, such a bunch of Gays.
Beaten by the gills home and away.

Percy. cunt fucks toddlers, he's dirty.
gets them in his car with a bar of hersheys.
Coming in nappies in the town of Brighton.
but he's far too shy to do it with the light on.

Dubbed, with his fingers up his arse
Fear not though coz it could be worse.
If he puts, his hand in his shoe
That means he is going to bomb you!

Magic, he's verging on a spastic
he was born before they discovered plastic.
Whinging and moaning like your great Auntie.
The sort of bloke you avoid at a family party.

TBOK, looks a pikey in his classic reebok.
Has a baby that looks just like Dr Spock.
Consiers himself the don of the board
when we all know that Bouldy is the lord.

And that is literally all the energy I have. I've just devoted the last 15 minutes of my life to that aswell as the vast majority of my energy for the weekend so please feel free to take the piss.

wow

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

I'm glad to make it difficult for you.

dozy cunt.

fuck i forgot to do ya.

you're too hard to rhyme.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain, got a hard on when Dubbed slapped him.
Then exploded when he jacked him…
off. like a Motherfuckin' lightswitch.
Once again there he goes, whining like a little bitch.

Sami. breath smells like his nan's fanny.
coz he loves to lick a granny.
Millwall, such a bunch of Gays.
Beaten by the gills home and away.

Percy. cunt fucks toddlers, he's dirty.
gets them in his car with a bar of hersheys.
Coming in nappies in the town of Brighton.
but he's far too shy to do it with the light on.

Dubbed, with his fingers up his arse
Fear not though coz it could be worse.
If he puts, his hand in his shoe
That means he is going to bomb you!

Magic, he's verging on a spastic
he was born before they discovered plastic.
Whinging and moaning like your great Auntie.
The sort of bloke you avoid at a family party.

TBOK, looks a pikey in his classic reebok.
Has a baby that looks just like Dr Spock.
Consiers himself the don of the board
when we all know that Bouldy is the lord.

And that is literally all the energy I have. I've just devoted the last 15 minutes of my life to that aswell as the vast majority of my energy for the weekend so please feel free to take the piss.

What a load of shit

Now to decide where to put my grammy.

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

Is it possible to end your own rap career before its begun?

Now to decide where to put my grammy.
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I thought you said Granny for a moment :cheers:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Is it possible to end your own rap career before its begun?

haha

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

That's good. I'd go as far to say that is my personal favourire so far.

Although jew jokes and showering could have had a different ending.

TBOK's Minion wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

I'm glad to make it difficult for you.

dozy cunt.

fuck i forgot to do ya.

you're too hard to rhyme.

Heart.
Broken.



If your really that lyrically skilled you should be able to do it, unless ofcourse, your a useless cunt

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

That's good. I'd go as far to say that is my personal favourire so far.

Although jew jokes and showering could have had a different ending.

The showering bit did have kind of a double meaning,

The Magic Man wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

That's good. I'd go as far to say that is my personal favourire so far.

Although jew jokes and showering could have had a different ending.

What he said ^^^^

Who knew Scottish cunts could do.....Anything

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

Here we go Abs your such a c-c-cunt
Just step back and let me take a punt.
The board cant do without me, this we know is true.
But we're so much happier when we dont have you.

Secretly pining for your boyfriend TBOK
when you get home you'll lather up his little cock.
Smoking weed and eating deep fried mars bars.
in scotland have they yet invented cars?

I know its hard for you to understand
The best place to be is Engerland.
now keep it schtum you pathetic little boy.
or leave the board for good and give us a bit of joy.

was trying to think of something to go with BTEC....reject?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

Now Aberdeen already buried you, but I'm guna send you deeper
Your rhymes are dead, just like the grim reaper
Like you already said, you've got no talent
Still tryin' to copy my raps, I've got them on patent.

You jump on the forum, and claim to be a lord
But you're still a baby, you need to cut the ambilical chord
You say you ended it with your mrs, but we know it's a lie
I was fucking her, like that scene in American Pie

It's now 15.28, and your caravan is calling
TBOK's in there and waiting, to give you a mauling
I'm getting bored again, this has already happened to you
Just like I served up D-B-T-N-W!

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

I'm glad to make it difficult for you.

dozy cunt.

fuck i forgot to do ya.

you're too hard to rhyme.

Heart.
Broken.



If your really that lyrically skilled you should be able to do it, unless ofcourse, your a useless cunt

Shag. He spends weekends in drag.
But ultimately a cunt.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

was trying to think of something to go with BTEC....reject?

intellect?

sort of...

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Your ready Bould, time to step up to the plate,
This aint no argument, it’s a lyrical debate.
You dare to rhyme against myself or the cap,
C’mon then son, lets hear this worthless rap.

Everytime I see you, you claim to be the soul,
Getting into arguments but craving TBOK’s pole.
You claim to keep the place pumping,
But all along it me your ladies bumping.

White belt, blue drink and with a spanking paddle,
Nothing I like more then when your missus comes to straddle.
To be fair, there was only one clear winner,
Im eating out your lady like it’s my Sunday dinner.

At the end of the day fool, there’s no beating Stu
Maybe join the Spurs fans, jew by jew by jew.
It turn you on? Showering with all that men?
Jesus Christ bouldy, are you getting hard again?

Now Aberdeen already buried you, but I'm guna send you deeper
Your rhymes are dead, just like the grim reaper
Like you already said, you've got no talent
Still tryin' to copy my raps, I've got them on patent.

You jump on the forum, and claim to be a lord
But you're still a baby, you need to cut the ambilical chord
You say you ended it with your mrs, but we know it's a lie
I was fucking her, like that scene in American Pie

It's now 15.28, and your caravan is calling
TBOK's in there and waiting, to give you a mauling
I'm getting bored again, this has already happened to you
Just like I served up D-B-T-N-W!

excellent effort.

although i'd like to point out, for the sake of accuracy, that i never claimed to have broken up with my ex...

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

was trying to think of something to go with BTEC....reject?

intellect?

sort of...

Deck, wreck?

although i'd like to point out, for the sake of accuracy, that i never claimed to have broken up with my ex
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oh yeah didnt you say she decided to become a lesbian after experiencing you?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

although i'd like to point out, for the sake of accuracy, that i never claimed to have broken up with my ex
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oh yeah didnt you say she decided to become a lesbian after experiencing you?

apparently lesbians have bigger cocks

(if you cant beat 'em, join 'em)

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

although i'd like to point out, for the sake of accuracy, that i never claimed to have broken up with my ex
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oh yeah didnt you say she decided to become a lesbian after experiencing you?

That's understandable, she was basically a lezzer anyway goin out with such a feminine puffter.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

although i'd like to point out, for the sake of accuracy, that i never claimed to have broken up with my ex
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oh yeah didnt you say she decided to become a lesbian after experiencing you?

That's understandable, she was basically a lezzer anyway goin out with such a feminine puffter.

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Dubbeds finally got a job!!

shagsarsenal wrote:

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Dubbeds finally got a job!!

:cheers:

Well cunts, I haven't been using a computer much recently.. how have things been on here?

enjoying these raps