Friday Thread 30-07-2010

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

I'm sure that's what you say to your bird (sorry ex-bird).

thats why she dumped him

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

i might need more than a minute.

i've just discovered i have no lyrical, poetic or any for that matter, talent.

TBOK's Minion wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

i might need more than a minute.

i've just discovered i have no lyrical, poetic or any for that matter, talent.

You didnt need a minute to work that out. we could have told you that!

TBOK's Minion wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

i might need more than a minute.

i've just discovered i have no lyrical, poetic or any for that matter, talent.

Meh

I have the same issue.

Weeks top posters admin?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Weeks top posters admin?

He's not here, and dont have mod powers so cant post it either.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Weeks top posters admin?

He's not here, and dont have mod powers so cant post it either.

Useless cunt.

Dubbed is a homo, chillin with his mum
everyday givin' it Tbok up his bum
peries left foot, sits and watches
wankin his tiny little meat sausage


Kinda rhymes, watches, sausage?

Fail for me

I'll stick with the old school rap


Cunt cunt cunt, your all a cunt.
Cunts cunts cunts, still cunts
pack of cunts, bunch of cunts, group of cunts
CUNTS

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Weeks top posters admin?

He's not here, and dont have mod powers so cant post it either.

I fucking am here cheecky cunt


Top posting users this week [Saturday 24 - Friday 30]
Rank Username Posts Percent Graph
1 Van Persies Left Foot 311 17%
2 Captain Obvious 265 14%
3 Aberdeengooner 217 12%
4 Admin 195 10%
5 TBOK 185 10%
6 samiola 170 9%
7 The Magic Man 158 8%
8 TheVoyuer 142 8%
9 TBOK's Minion 125 7%
10 Dubbed The New Wenger 93 5%

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed is a homo, chillin with his mum
everyday givin' it Tbok up his bum
peries left foot, sits and watches
wankin his tiny little meat sausage


Kinda rhymes, watches, sausage?

Fail for me

I'll stick with the old school rap


Cunt cunt cunt, your all a cunt.
Cunts cunts cunts, still cunts
pack of cunts, bunch of cunts, group of cunts
CUNTS

i think you can get away with watches and sausage

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed is a homo, chillin with his mum
everyday givin' it Tbok up his bum
peries left foot, sits and watches
wankin his tiny little meat sausage


Kinda rhymes, watches, sausage?

Fail for me

I'll stick with the old school rap


Cunt cunt cunt, your all a cunt.
Cunts cunts cunts, still cunts
pack of cunts, bunch of cunts, group of cunts
CUNTS

i think you can get away with watches and sausage

Still fucking woeful.

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

hes probably looking up rap songs on the internent and changing the words

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

Don't necessarily need to rhyme our actual name to insult us?!

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

just shorten it to shags then

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

I'll assume that mine is easy. Both real and on here.

Captain, got a hard on when Dubbed slapped him.
Then exploded when he jacked him…
off. like a Motherfuckin' lightswitch.
Once again there he goes, whining like a little bitch.

Sami. breath smells like his nan's fanny.
coz he loves to lick a granny.
Millwall, such a bunch of Gays.
Beaten by the gills home and away.

Percy. cunt fucks toddlers, he's dirty.
gets them in his car with a bar of hersheys.
Coming in nappies in the town of Brighton.
but he's far too shy to do it with the light on.

Dubbed, with his fingers up his arse
Fear not though coz it could be worse.
If he puts, his hand in his shoe
That means he is going to bomb you!

Magic, he's verging on a spastic
he was born before they discovered plastic.
Whinging and moaning like your great Auntie.
The sort of bloke you avoid at a family party.

TBOK, looks a pikey in his classic reebok.
Has a baby that looks just like Dr Spock.
Consiers himself the don of the board
when we all know that Bouldy is the lord.

And that is literally all the energy I have. I've just devoted the last 15 minutes of my life to that aswell as the vast majority of my energy for the weekend so please feel free to take the piss.

Russian is back on. Make a comment cunt!!

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

I'm glad to make it difficult for you.

dozy cunt.

Top posting users this week [Saturday 24 - Friday 30]

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I'm eagerly anticipating Boulds attempt.

Although if he's taking this long I want a fucking chorus and some guitar chords.

I assure you, its fucking terrible. And really hard to think of this to rhyme with all your cunts names.

especially shagsarsenal.

Don't necessarily need to rhyme our actual name to insult us?!

No but i have certain traditions i like to stick to.

i take my rap and dubstep very seriously as i'm sure you know.

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Captain, got a hard on when Dubbed slapped him.
Then exploded when he jacked him…
off. like a Motherfuckin' lightswitch.
Once again there he goes, whining like a little bitch.

Sami. breath smells like his nan's fanny.
coz he loves to lick a granny.
Millwall, such a bunch of Gays.
Beaten by the gills home and away.

Percy. cunt fucks toddlers, he's dirty.
gets them in his car with a bar of hersheys.
Coming in nappies in the town of Brighton.
but he's far too shy to do it with the light on.

Dubbed, with his fingers up his arse
Fear not though coz it could be worse.
If he puts, his hand in his shoe
That means he is going to bomb you!

Magic, he's verging on a spastic
he was born before they discovered plastic.
Whinging and moaning like your great Auntie.
The sort of bloke you avoid at a family party.

TBOK, looks a pikey in his classic reebok.
Has a baby that looks just like Dr Spock.
Consiers himself the don of the board
when we all know that Bouldy is the lord.

And that is literally all the energy I have. I've just devoted the last 15 minutes of my life to that aswell as the vast majority of my energy for the weekend so please feel free to take the piss.

What a load of shit

For fucks sakes. Every year I have to take online stupid fucking security tests to be allowed to do my job and allow others to do theirs.

Takes about an hour. Then a test. Just fucking failed, which means I need to do it all again. 75% and failed. That's just a bit more than I got on my degree.

What a waste of my fucking time.