Friday Thread 30-07-2010

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed comes on and the forum sparks into life


Dubbed, do us another rap

I'm your biggest fan

What's your MC'in name?

????????????

Thick cunt!

Says the BTEC boy.

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed comes on and the forum sparks into life


Dubbed, do us another rap

I'm your biggest fan

What's your MC'in name?

????????????

Far to old to understand all this modern day stuff arn't ya?

Old cunt

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

all shit. Except 2nd verse which was hilariously good.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

shagsarsenal wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Dubbed comes on and the forum sparks into life


Dubbed, do us another rap

I'm your biggest fan

What's your MC'in name?

????????????

Far to old to understand all this modern day stuff arn't ya?

Old cunt

Just wondering about the extra 'in....

Surely "What's your MC name?" would suffice?

Obviously, given the last 2 days discussions I understand the term 'MC'.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

good, lets see what the challenger brings to the table

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

good, lets see what the challenger brings to the table

Probably just a car bomb and wank mags of fully black clothed women.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

good, lets see what the challenger brings to the table

Choke choke choke

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Dubbed you're here now, so I'll get the ball rolling
Better step back, this forum here I'm trolling
You missed out earlier, probably for the best
My lyrics would have sent you into cardiac arrest

You think you're funny and you think you're clever
You tell mark the mad you'll bum him whenever
But I've got news for you, mark isn't gay
he's been fucking your mum, since about mid-May

Shall I do one more verse or call it quits?
How can you eat all that curry? It gives me the shits
The time is ticking, just like your explosive device
Stop trying to be hard, just take my advice.

good, lets see what the challenger brings to the table

Choke choke choke

brap brap brap

the cunts logged off

Aberdeengooner wrote:

the cunts logged off

Probably has to face East at this time or something stupid like that.

That, or maybe he does agree that Captain cockface has owned him.

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

Hey, I like it. I think it works. Not up there with Captain, Abs or Sami quite yet, but better than I could do. & far better than Dubbed.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

Anyone at all. Captain was digging at all earlier. A few very cheap, but quite good digs at me even though I have admitted that I will not attempt as I would lose.

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

Go for anyone. Me and Sami went at everyone earlier.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

Why does Russian keep signing in and not posting?

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

I'm sure that's what you say to your bird (sorry ex-bird).

This is slowly descending into a rap forum.

Captain Obvious wrote:

This is slowly descending into a rap forum.

It's entertaining and better than just calling you and Dubbed cunts.

The Magic Man wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Heres my pathetic attempt at rhyming

Dubbed the new wenger, he thinks hes the best
Strutting around in his suicide vest
He likes to argue and call everyone gay
When he’s hiding the fact that he’s never been laid


Load of guff i know but its all i could come up with

i'll chime in i think.

does it have to be anti dubbed or can i pick on anyone?

anyone

right give me a minute.

I'm sure that's what you say to your bird (sorry ex-bird).

That's what I say to her now.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

This is slowly descending into a rap forum.

It's entertaining and better than just calling you and Dubbed cunts.

It requires a bit of imagincation.