Tuesday 03-08-2010

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mo wonder we get fuck all new members....they roll up ready to debate potential signings and were discussing potential juvenile rape victims!

And being involved in a 6 person shit eating extravaganza

Ha ha ha!!!

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mo wonder we get fuck all new members....they roll up ready to debate potential signings and were discussing potential juvenile rape victims!

And being involved in a 6 person shit eating extravaganza

Ha ha ha!!!

Hahaha I'm in hysterics.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Mo wonder we get fuck all new members....they roll up ready to debate potential signings and were discussing potential juvenile rape victims!

And being involved in a 6 person shit eating extravaganza

Ha ha ha!!!

Hahaha I'm in hysterics.

i know....lucky was having a snout when i read that cos i cracked up!!

mind you i think dubbed is what puts most people off

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

mind you i think dubbed is what puts most people off

yeah must be.... nothing to do with the six way poo fest and sucking off harvey!!

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

mind you i think dubbed is what puts most people off

yeah must be.... nothing to do with the six way poo fest and sucking off harvey!!

nah, thats all gravy. Its dubbeds fault :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

mind you i think dubbed is what puts most people off

yeah must be.... nothing to do with the six way poo fest and sucking off harvey!!

nah, thats all gravy. Its dubbeds fault :cheers:

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I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

mind you i think dubbed is what puts most people off

yeah must be.... nothing to do with the six way poo fest and sucking off harvey!!

Why does Harvey get any pleasure?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if they cunt deserved it, easy.

not sure about killing someone for 10,000 (non family of course) would do for a million

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

Dubbeds office

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Dubbed secretary

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Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.
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Plus potential bummings in prison if you get caught

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

Not with sniper in hand you daft cunt. All you need is an alibi, no motive, and an easy way of disposing of the weapon.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

feed them to the pigs

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

Not with sniper in hand you daft cunt. All you need is an alibi, no motive, and an easy way of disposing of the weapon.

Weapon of choice?

Sniper rifle would be the nuts....keep your distance and would feel like a proper hitman rowdy cunt!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

Not with sniper in hand you daft cunt. All you need is an alibi, no motive, and an easy way of disposing of the weapon.

I wouldnt go down the sniper route

I'd copy that buffalo bill bloke out of silence of the lambs. Pretend to be disabled and struggle to get something in a van, when i ask for help i would clobber them on the back of the head, drag them in the van and take them out to some god forsaken land and kill them.

And then do the whole acid thingy

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

Not with sniper in hand you daft cunt. All you need is an alibi, no motive, and an easy way of disposing of the weapon.

I wouldnt go down the sniper route

I'd copy that buffalo bill bloke out of silence of the lambs. Pretend to be disabled and struggle to get something in a van, when i ask for help i would clobber them on the back of the head, drag them in the van and take them out to some god forsaken land and kill them.

And then do the whole acid thingy

you would blatantly do it for a grand you sick cunt!!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I was looking at the closing comments on yesterdays thread and saw this comment by dubbed:

Sitting in the office right now. Secretary just left. Can tell you, she swallows.

I know, what a cunt, for the record...anyone here would get bummed for a billion quid.

I'd kill someone for £10,000, just be like being a hitman, would have doubts about off'ing some dame who runs an orphanage or something but if the cunt deserved it, easy.

Not 10k man. £100k upwards I'd consider it. Needs to be measured up against potential earnings etc.

no way would getting life banged up in nick be worth the risk of anything less than 10mill i reckon

You'll do 15years max. Buy yourself a shit hot lawyer and get a manslaughter charge. Be out in 5.

hard to claim man slauthter when you get nabbed sniper riffle in hand with a file of the person youve been contarcted to shoot in the face thou...

if 5 years was guaranteed id do it for 1 mill...nothing less thou

Id fancy my chances of getting away with it

pretty unlikely you would be caught red handed like that. Probably dissolve the body in acid and incinerate the bones to get rid of evidence

Not with sniper in hand you daft cunt. All you need is an alibi, no motive, and an easy way of disposing of the weapon.

I wouldnt go down the sniper route

I'd copy that buffalo bill bloke out of silence of the lambs. Pretend to be disabled and struggle to get something in a van, when i ask for help i would clobber them on the back of the head, drag them in the van and take them out to some god forsaken land and kill them.

And then do the whole acid thingy

Ahhh, but then you have to worry about the DNA traces.

I think if I was getting £1M, I'd have to sub-contract the offer for £10K to someone.