Monday 16/08/10 Thread

Oi Oi me Ol' bitch fuck cunt bags!

Yes, it is I. I am back, had a GREAT weekend in Blackpool...with many stories (Actually true, unlike WC etc)

How have you cunts faired since I've been gone? Actually, I don't care...

TheVoyuer wrote:

Oi Oi me Ol' bitch fuck cunt bags!

Yes, it is I. I am back, had a GREAT weekend in Blackpool...with many stories (Actually true, unlike WC etc)

How have you cunts faired since I've been gone? Actually, I don't care...

Morning anus fister :cheers:

Pretty satisfied with a draw at anal-field. Would have taken a draw before the game

Almunia was his usual flappy self although made a couple of good saves

Cant believe the scousers on 606 having a go at kosiency for apparantly making a meal of it. Cunts. cole could have broken his ankle. Gerrard should have been sent off as well

what did you get up to in blackpool then

by the way i had joe cole and reina in my fantasy footy team didnt do very well this week overall

Shit weekend. Arsenal were poor. I assume someone has Almunia's bags packed!?

Apparently Schwarzer is a done deal though. Thank fuck.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

what did you get up to in blackpool then

by the way i had joe cole and reina in my fantasy footy team didnt do very well this week overall

next you'll be saying you had Koicelny* and the entire West Brom defence...

First 2 days were just sight seeing etc, rides n shit...Thursday/Friday/Saturday was all about the clubbing! I managed to pull (and fuck) 3 birds in 3 nights!

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!! :cheers:

Fucking brilliant run of results...

Captain Obvious wrote:

Shit weekend. Arsenal were poor. I assume someone has Almunia's bags packed!?

Apparently Schwarzer is a done deal though. Thank fuck.

Morning cunts, Arsenal were good in the first half..Konceislny red card was a joke.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Shit weekend. Arsenal were poor. I assume someone has Almunia's bags packed!?

Apparently Schwarzer is a done deal though. Thank fuck.

we werent that bad - granted we didnt create too many chances but we had alot of posession and passed the ball well. was impressed with kosiency, thought he looked very good

almunia is shit though -would rather get given than schwarzer but cant see city selling him to us

Anyway, at least we got a point, playing well or not. And its blackpool at home next week and even after after their good win over a horrendous wigan side i fully expect arsenal to get at least 3 or 4 against blackpool especially with rvp and fab likely to start

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Oi Oi me Ol' bitch fuck cunt bags!

Yes, it is I. I am back, had a GREAT weekend in Blackpool...with many stories (Actually true, unlike WC etc)

How have you cunts faired since I've been gone? Actually, I don't care...

Morning anus fister :cheers:

Pretty satisfied with a draw at anal-field. Would have taken a draw before the game

Almunia was his usual flappy self although made a couple of good saves

Cant believe the scousers on 606 having a go at kosiency for apparantly making a meal of it. Cunts. cole could have broken his ankle. Gerrard should have been sent off as well

Yeah, I think most would have taken a draw at Anfield...but it was a horrible game to watch (From a Gooners point of view) Chamakh was isolated, Wilshire was our best player (bar Vermailen)...all in all disapointing.

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!!
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was this woman either:

1) holding some long white stick

2) being guided around by a guide dog?

:cheers:

by the way how many games is kosiency banned for? Is it just the one?


That five minutes of injury time was painful to watch especially when liverpool got that free kick and then had 3 successive corners. Almost soiled myself

Was gutted, woke up on Saturday at 10:45, figured i'd lay abbout in bed for a while and adjust my fantasy team. (Take FAb & RVp out and replace with Malouda and Drogba) anyways, fell asleep again with my phone in my hand and woke up at half 11 (deadline)

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way how many games is kosiency banned for? Is it just the one?


That five minutes of injury time was painful to watch especially when liverpool got that free kick and then had 3 successive corners. Almost soiled myself

Aye, just 1

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!!
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was this woman either:

1) holding some long white stick

2) being guided around by a guide dog?

:cheers:

Nah, seriously...I noticed her when I arrived, fucking gorgeous (About 20ish). Didn't bother trying anything...then as I said, I was walking out to my car, she was sitting chatting to her mate and I walked past leering at her and she asked for my number

The first 1 I pulled in Blackpool was not very good at all! But they got better each time, happy with the Weekend for sure, its a new record for me...

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Was gutted, woke up on Saturday at 10:45, figured i'd lay abbout in bed for a while and adjust my fantasy team. (Take FAb & RVp out and replace with Malouda and Drogba) anyways, fell asleep again with my phone in my hand and woke up at half 11 (deadline)

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!!
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was this woman either:

1) holding some long white stick

2) being guided around by a guide dog?

:cheers:

Nah, seriously...I noticed her when I arrived, fucking gorgeous (About 20ish). Didn't bother trying anything...then as I said, I was walking out to my car, she was sitting chatting to her mate and I walked past leering at her and she asked for my number

The first 1 I pulled in Blackpool was not very good at all! But they got better each time, happy with the Weekend for sure, its a new record for me...

are you sure they got better each time or was it down to the alcohol having a better effect?

TheVoyuer wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!!
-------------------------------
was this woman either:

1) holding some long white stick

2) being guided around by a guide dog?

:cheers:

Nah, seriously...I noticed her when I arrived, fucking gorgeous (About 20ish). Didn't bother trying anything...then as I said, I was walking out to my car, she was sitting chatting to her mate and I walked past leering at her and she asked for my number

The first 1 I pulled in Blackpool was not very good at all! But they got better each time, happy with the Weekend for sure, its a new record for me...

Fuck off WC. lying cunt.

fucking knackered today. had a horrendous hangover yesterday. pounding headache all day.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!!
-------------------------------
was this woman either:

1) holding some long white stick

2) being guided around by a guide dog?

:cheers:

Nah, seriously...I noticed her when I arrived, fucking gorgeous (About 20ish). Didn't bother trying anything...then as I said, I was walking out to my car, she was sitting chatting to her mate and I walked past leering at her and she asked for my number

The first 1 I pulled in Blackpool was not very good at all! But they got better each time, happy with the Weekend for sure, its a new record for me...

Fuck off WC. lying cunt.

Very original...

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Came back home, went out Sunday night. Spent the whole night on the fruit machine (Lost £120 ) But as I was walking out to my car, some fucking gorgeous bird asked for my number!!
-------------------------------
was this woman either:

1) holding some long white stick

2) being guided around by a guide dog?

:cheers:

Nah, seriously...I noticed her when I arrived, fucking gorgeous (About 20ish). Didn't bother trying anything...then as I said, I was walking out to my car, she was sitting chatting to her mate and I walked past leering at her and she asked for my number

The first 1 I pulled in Blackpool was not very good at all! But they got better each time, happy with the Weekend for sure, its a new record for me...

are you sure they got better each time or was it down to the alcohol having a better effect?

That could be it...but to be fair, after the 1st one, it was impossible not to get better!

Only reason why I pulled her was for my mate to get in with her mate...he struck out and I was lumbered with the munter. I was pissed, she had a pussy....wern't gonna say no.

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any one seen this? Fucking hell, sounds nasty

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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any one seen this? Fucking hell, sounds nasty

I hope 5 of the 8 were Harvey, Tcunt, Magic, Dubbed & Admin

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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any one seen this? Fucking hell, sounds nasty

I hope 5 of the 8 were Harvey, Tcunt, Magic, Dubbed & Admin

no ones that lucky

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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any one seen this? Fucking hell, sounds nasty

I hope 5 of the 8 were Harvey, Tcunt, Magic, Dubbed & Admin

no ones that lucky

Maybe if you wished on EVERY single meteor from the shower the other night...Caught a leprichaun and threw a few £K of penny's down a wishing well, you MAY get lucky enough...

TheVoyuer wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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any one seen this? Fucking hell, sounds nasty

I hope 5 of the 8 were Harvey, Tcunt, Magic, Dubbed & Admin

no ones that lucky

Maybe if you wished on EVERY single meteor from the shower the other night...Caught a leprichaun and threw a few £K of penny's down a wishing well, you MAY get lucky enough...

You're weird.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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any one seen this? Fucking hell, sounds nasty

I hope 5 of the 8 were Harvey, Tcunt, Magic, Dubbed & Admin

Who's the cunt in your avatar obvious.