Monday 26/07/10 Thread

Morning cunts,

Fuck me i'm tired this morning...oh well, only 11hrs 37mins til my shift is over!

Morning clunge bucket

Yes im still knackered as well. Had a very messy Friday/saturday

Started off with a barbeque before going to a rock club. Walking home at 2:00am when i got a txt from one of my mates, beth, who was round another mates house.

Went round there and kept drinking vodka until ten in the morning. Plus everyone there put some money in for some coke. I normally dont do that but i whacked a tenner in and we had around 5 lines each!

Then i went back to beths house and we had some fun for a few hours before grabbing a few hours sleep. Then i went home but stopped off round the persons house i had the barbeque at and had a few more drinks!!

Pretty zombiefied yesterday :cheers: :cheers:

Breakfast time....

Morning cunt punters

I have a stinking cold, I hate colds

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Morning clunge bucket

Yes im still knackered as well. Had a very messy Friday/saturday

Started off with a barbeque before going to a rock club. Walking home at 2:00am when i got a txt from one of my mates, beth, who was round another mates house.

Went round there and kept drinking vodka until ten in the morning. Plus everyone there put some money in for some coke. I normally dont do that but i whacked a tenner in and we had around 5 lines each!

Then i went back to beths house and we had some fun for a few hours before grabbing a few hours sleep. Then i went home but stopped off round the persons house i had the barbeque at and had a few more drinks!!

Pretty zombiefied yesterday :cheers: :cheers:

Haha, morning cuntola's.

Sounds messy.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Morning clunge bucket

Yes im still knackered as well. Had a very messy Friday/saturday

Started off with a barbeque before going to a rock club. Walking home at 2:00am when i got a txt from one of my mates, beth, who was round another mates house.

Went round there and kept drinking vodka until ten in the morning. Plus everyone there put some money in for some coke. I normally dont do that but i whacked a tenner in and we had around 5 lines each!

Then i went back to beths house and we had some fun for a few hours before grabbing a few hours sleep. Then i went home but stopped off round the persons house i had the barbeque at and had a few more drinks!!

Pretty zombiefied yesterday :cheers: :cheers:

Haha, morning cuntola's.

Sounds messy.

I ended up walking round town with a broken belt and a missing sock. Not much fun having to hold my trousers up with two hands

Is this you then Percy
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that'll be me later

ugh, shattered today,

boss is away on holiday for the week so just me to deal with all our IT.

Hope no-one phones with any problems today

Aberdeengooner wrote:

ugh, shattered today,

boss is away on holiday for the week so just me to deal with all our IT.

Hope no-one phones with any problems today

how about i phone with a threat of a terror attack then you may get the day off

whens the new arsenal home kit out? I went up town yesterday in a hungover mess to try and buy it but it wasnt out yet. What a waste of a journey

This is me today

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Aberdeengooner wrote:

ugh, shattered today,

boss is away on holiday for the week so just me to deal with all our IT.

Hope no-one phones with any problems today

Just say the immortal lines, have you tried switiching it off and on again

When it comes to getting women, my friends have nicknamed me "The Cat".

Not because I'm smooth, but because I'm chasing birds all day and the only ones I bring home are dead.

Admin wrote:

When it comes to getting women, my friends have nicknamed me "The Cat".

Not because I'm smooth, but because I'm chasing birds all day and the only ones I bring home are dead.

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."

Would the liverpool 606 place be a good place for Germans to get advice for how to cope with a damned good crushing?

Admin wrote:

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."

boo

Admin wrote:

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."

Aberdeengooner wrote:

ugh, shattered today,

boss is away on holiday for the week so just me to deal with all our IT.

Hope no-one phones with any problems today

Just set up an auto message - "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

I picked this tart up and said "Right, back to your place for a fuck."

She said "No, I'm on my period, but you can come in for a drink if you like."

I said "What do you think I am, a fucking vampire?"

Admin wrote:

I picked this tart up and said "Right, back to your place for a fuck."

She said "No, I'm on my period, but you can come in for a drink if you like."

I said "What do you think I am, a fucking vampire?"

'Stamp marks on dead fans' faces'

One way to get them home I guess

Why does all the shite happen on your day off??

Walk in to find £438k on my desk needing to be invested! Argh!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Why does all the shite happen on your day off??

Walk in to find £438k on my desk needing to be invested! Argh!

£438k on your desk!? Small bills....? I'd take it and run!