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Aberdeengooner
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:48 am | |
| - TheVoyuer wrote:
- Aberdeengooner wrote:
- ugh, shattered today,
boss is away on holiday for the week so just me to deal with all our IT.
Hope no-one phones with any problems today
Just set up an auto message - "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Have to be stealthy incase the bosses think im doinf fuck all. If someone phones i'll just go outside for a smoke | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:48 am | |
| Stampedes.... if you don't stand up for yourself, they'll walk all over you
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:49 am | |
| Morning Cock ends.
Tired today. | |
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Admin
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:50 am | |
| Seven dwarfs walked into a brothel.
One fucked a Giraffe. The other six put him up to it. | |
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TheVoyuer
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:50 am | |
| - TheVoyuer wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Why does all the shite happen on your day off??
Walk in to find £438k on my desk needing to be invested! Argh!
£438k on your desk!? Small bills....? I'd take it and run! Quote fail rectified (Before you cunts jumped on it!) Ha! | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:51 am | |
| - TheVoyuer wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Why does all the shite happen on your day off??
Walk in to find £438k on my desk needing to be invested! Argh!
£438k on your desk!? Small bills....? I'd take it and run! Cheque, unfortunatey. | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:52 am | |
| Adminazzi, you here? Can you get hold of any music sheets by The Beatles? | |
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Admin
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:52 am | |
| Expert Scientists have discovered intelligent DNA in some women.
Unfortunatley 95% of them spat it out! | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:52 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today. Morning bollock muncher Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:53 am | |
| - Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary I saw your 'story'. I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not! | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:54 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary
I saw your 'story'.
I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not! Fucking bollocks story anyway, WC. | |
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Admin
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:54 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- Adminazzi, you here? Can you get hold of any music sheets by The Beatles?
Well i have several Beatles music books, but i am sure i can find some online | |
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TheVoyuer
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:54 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- TheVoyuer wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Why does all the shite happen on your day off??
Walk in to find £438k on my desk needing to be invested! Argh!
£438k on your desk!? Small bills....? I'd take it and run!
Cheque, unfortunatey. Tell them to fuck off then, I wouldn't accept a Cheque...Just say "I'll tell ya what, I'll do you a deal...if you make it cash, I'll accept £420k" Simples... | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:55 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary
I saw your 'story'.
I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not! Baby kept you up all night i take it? | |
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TBOK
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:56 am | |
| - Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary
I saw your 'story'.
I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not!
Baby kept you up all night i take it? No, she sleeps through the night now......fucked myself up yesterday by having a kip in the afternoon yesterday.....ended up sleeping til 7pm then could not sleep later on. | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:56 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary
I saw your 'story'.
I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not!
Fucking bollocks story anyway, WC. Meh, believe what you like. | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:56 am | |
| - Admin wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Adminazzi, you here? Can you get hold of any music sheets by The Beatles?
Well i have several Beatles music books, but i am sure i can find some online Can't find it anywhere, need the guitar chords, and lyrics for 'a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' on lucy in the sky with diamonds. | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:58 am | |
| - Captain Obvious wrote:
- Admin wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Adminazzi, you here? Can you get hold of any music sheets by The Beatles?
Well i have several Beatles music books, but i am sure i can find some online
Can't find it anywhere, need the guitar chords, and lyrics for 'a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' on lucy in the sky with diamonds. cant you just search google. Must be able to come up with some thing | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:58 am | |
| - Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Admin wrote:
- Captain Obvious wrote:
- Adminazzi, you here? Can you get hold of any music sheets by The Beatles?
Well i have several Beatles music books, but i am sure i can find some online
Can't find it anywhere, need the guitar chords, and lyrics for 'a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' on lucy in the sky with diamonds.
cant you just search google. Must be able to come up with some thing Tried. Can't find that particular part. | |
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TheVoyuer
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:59 am | |
| - TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary
I saw your 'story'.
I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not!
Baby kept you up all night i take it?
No, she sleeps through the night now......fucked myself up yesterday by having a kip in the afternoon yesterday.....ended up sleeping til 7pm then could not sleep later on. That is such a cunt! Happens to me all the time....especially when trying to get back to normal after night shifts. Horrible...no sympathy tho cunt  | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:00 am | |
| - TheVoyuer wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Van Persies Left Foot wrote:
- TBOK wrote:
- Morning Cock ends.
Tired today.
Morning bollock muncher
Yes i am still rather nackered from my weekend debauchary
I saw your 'story'.
I wish i was tired for the same reasons, unfortunately not!
Baby kept you up all night i take it?
No, she sleeps through the night now......fucked myself up yesterday by having a kip in the afternoon yesterday.....ended up sleeping til 7pm then could not sleep later on.
That is such a cunt! Happens to me all the time....especially when trying to get back to normal after night shifts. Horrible...no sympathy tho cunt yeah i fell asleep yesterday afternoon watching the remake of the crazies. Still managed to get a decent kip last night. Probably because i was so worn out from the last few days | |
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Van Persies Left Foot
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:03 am | |
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Captain Obvious
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:03 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Monday 26/07/10 Thread Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:04 am | |
| that fucked up so here is just a link to the web page [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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