Monday 26/07/10 Thread

Admin wrote:

that fucked up so here is just a link to the web page

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Ah....another case of ??

TheVoyuer wrote:

Admin wrote:

that fucked up so here is just a link to the web page

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Ah....another case of ??

yep

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS- The Beatles

(play this part with riff)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
                          Fmaj7   (Dm7 C7sus4) {optional chords}
A girl with caleidoscope eyes
 Bb                      C

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
 F                  Bb
Towering over your head
 C                          G               D7  Em7   D
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone

CHORUS:
 G           C          D

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
 G           C          D
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
 G           C          D       D  A

Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ahhhhh

Follow her down to a bridge by the fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds 
And you're gone ...CHORUS

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with caleidoscope eyes ...CHORUS TWICE


   MAIN RIFF:
E -----0---0-------0---------------0---0-------0-------------
B ---------------------3p2-----------------------1-1-----0---
G ---2---0---2---2---------2-----2---0---2---2---2-2-2-2-----
D -2-----------4-----3---------2-----------4-----3---3-------
A -----------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------

there thats better

Admin wrote:

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS- The Beatles

(play this part with riff)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
                          Fmaj7   (Dm7 C7sus4) {optional chords}
A girl with caleidoscope eyes
 Bb                      C

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
 F                  Bb
Towering over your head
 C                          G               D7  Em7   D
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone

CHORUS:
 G           C          D

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
 G           C          D
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
 G           C          D       D  A

Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ahhhhh

Follow her down to a bridge by the fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds 
And you're gone ...CHORUS

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with caleidoscope eyes ...CHORUS TWICE


   MAIN RIFF:
E -----0---0-------0---------------0---0-------0-------------
B ---------------------3p2-----------------------1-1-----0---
G ---2---0---2---2---------2-----2---0---2---2---2-2-2-2-----
D -2-----------4-----3---------2-----------4-----3---3-------
A -----------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------

there thats better

I imagine, if I ever learned to play any kind of music (Other than the recorder at primary school) then that might not look like utter gibberish to me?

*I also played the drums, but never learned the technical crap.

I imagine, if I ever learned to play any kind of music (Other than the recorder at primary school) then that might not look like utter gibberish to me?
---------------------------------
yes i was thinking something along those lines

TheVoyuer wrote:

Admin wrote:

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS- The Beatles

(play this part with riff)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
                          Fmaj7   (Dm7 C7sus4) {optional chords}
A girl with caleidoscope eyes
 Bb                      C

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
 F                  Bb
Towering over your head
 C                          G               D7  Em7   D
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone

CHORUS:
 G           C          D

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
 G           C          D
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
 G           C          D       D  A

Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ahhhhh

Follow her down to a bridge by the fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds 
And you're gone ...CHORUS

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with caleidoscope eyes ...CHORUS TWICE


   MAIN RIFF:
E -----0---0-------0---------------0---0-------0-------------
B ---------------------3p2-----------------------1-1-----0---
G ---2---0---2---2---------2-----2---0---2---2---2-2-2-2-----
D -2-----------4-----3---------2-----------4-----3---3-------
A -----------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------

there thats better

I imagine, if I ever learned to play any kind of music (Other than the recorder at primary school) then that might not look like utter gibberish to me?

*I also played the drums, but never learned the technical crap.

I am such a cunt....all I have in my head now is that high pitched wail of a recorder playing "London's burning" and "3 blind mice"

I really do cunting despise myself sometimes...

I have a memory foam mattress.

I hope its memory isn't too good as I fucked my wife's sister on it last week.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I imagine, if I ever learned to play any kind of music (Other than the recorder at primary school) then that might not look like utter gibberish to me?
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yes i was thinking something along those lines

its quite simple the Dm7 etc are chords and when to play them, the bit at the bottom is called tablature each line represents a string of the guitar and the numbers indicate what fret to play

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I imagine, if I ever learned to play any kind of music (Other than the recorder at primary school) then that might not look like utter gibberish to me?
---------------------------------
yes i was thinking something along those lines

its quite simple the Dm7 etc are chords and when to play them, the bit at the bottom is called tablature each line represents a string of the guitar and the numbers indicate what fret to play

ha

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

I imagine, if I ever learned to play any kind of music (Other than the recorder at primary school) then that might not look like utter gibberish to me?
---------------------------------
yes i was thinking something along those lines

its quite simple the Dm7 etc are chords and when to play them, the bit at the bottom is called tablature each line represents a string of the guitar and the numbers indicate what fret to play

Yeah, it sounds simple! Oh wait, yeah...I get it now!

VPLF - (Hopefully that will get him to shut up about it?)

My wife started crying during sex the other night...

So i stopped and gently wiped the tears from her eyes...

then rubbed them on my cock for lube and carried on.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

ha

Was that amazingly insightful post in relation to anything in particular?

Admin wrote:

My wife started crying during sex the other night...

So i stopped and gently wiped the tears from her eyes...

then rubbed them on my cock for lube and carried on.

I have to say Admin, I do enjoy your morning Sikipedia dump.

Time for my Summer holidays!

2 years ago I went to Blackpool and fucked my first Black.

Last year it was Milford Haven and got off with my first Milf.

I've got 2 weeks booked in Kidlington this year.

TheVoyuer wrote:

I have to say Admin, I do enjoy your morning Sikipedia dump.

Well it saves me having to browse through for the funny ones anyway....

Admin wrote:

Time for my Summer holidays!

2 years ago I went to Blackpool and fucked my first Black.

Last year it was Milford Haven and got off with my first Milf.

I've got 2 weeks booked in Kidlington this year.

then the following year you are spending the weekend in cockfosters

19 die after stampede in Germany....

.... I presume they were all running with towells to a sunbed.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Admin wrote:

Time for my Summer holidays!

2 years ago I went to Blackpool and fucked my first Black.

Last year it was Milford Haven and got off with my first Milf.

I've got 2 weeks booked in Kidlington this year.

then the following year you are spending the weekend in cockfosters

And someday, you hope to save up enough so you can visit Aňala, Slovakia.



I regularly vist Breast in France, I find it quite "Nice".....

People collect money for anything these days and call it a "charity", just recently I saw a women collecting money for reconstructive vaginal surgery after the birth of her 8 kids ... I mean there she was outside tescos waving her bucket ...


right I think that's enough of the sickipedia jokes for now

Admin wrote:

People collect money for anything these days and call it a "charity", just recently I saw a women collecting money for reconstructive vaginal surgery after the birth of her 8 kids ... I mean there she was outside tescos waving her bucket ...


right I think that's enough of the sickipedia jokes for now

Oh by the way Percy new home kit released on 29/07/2010

Admin wrote:

Oh by the way Percy new home kit released on 29/07/2010

great, i'll get it at the weekend :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Admin wrote:

Oh by the way Percy new home kit released on 29/07/2010

great, i'll get it at the weekend :cheers:

just had a look at pre odering it on the arsenal webstore, £45 for a short sleeve one but if I have a name and prem badge on it, it comes to £60, think i may just go to sports direct they normally have them a bit cheaper