Tuesday 17-08-2010

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

and the thing is she might try to shove coke up your arse, somewhere else to stash the goods

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

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I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Still well ahead after those poor attempts me tinks

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

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I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Almunia gives rates his performance.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

Well pulling ur finger out of someones arse to find a comdom stuck to it probably wasn't the most pleasent experiance for her....no wonder she didn't call!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

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I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

I don't like it when the ball is in the air.

It was up there, you know I'm not good when the ball is in the air....

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

make sure she wraps it up in cling film... a few layers and sparys each layer with deoderant or some thing.......the coke not her finger

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

make sure she wraps it up in cling film... a few layers and sparys each layer with deoderant or some thing.......the coke not her finger

De-oderant, the well known lube!

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Almunia gives rates his performance.

So as i pull out my feeenger, ita start to gush alla over my face.

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

Yeah - you can't really picture how that could just crop up.

bloke - Hi can I get you a drink?
Bird - Only if I can finger your arsehole.
Bloke -

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

Of her I hope, not what she "intends" to do...

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

Of her I hope, not what she "intends" to do...

The text messages.

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

Of her I hope, not what she "intends" to do...

Or of any "practice attempts"....

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

Of her I hope, not what she "intends" to do...

haha a picture of captain assuming the position

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

Of her I hope, not what she "intends" to do...

The text messages.

Ah right, look forward to it.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

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I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Almunia gives rates his performance.

So as i pull out my feeenger, ita start to gush alla over my face.

"Theo - When I told you to go deep quickly, I didn't mean in me!!!"

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Anyone ever had a bird slip a finger in the exit hole??

no

I have no doubt Admin has! Also, SoG, Harvey & TCunt have no doubt had a mans finger (and more) up their 'Aris

Hmmm knew that comment was coming original cunt!

By the way, i had some scouser bird do that to me once. not the most pleasant of experience. never saw her again after that :cheers:

You know the bird whos shoving cocaine up her cunt for Creamfields? It's her. She wants to do it to me. Don't think I'm going to let her to be honest.

How do you just slip that into a conversation?

Have you fucked her before?

I'll upload a photo.

Of her I hope, not what she "intends" to do...

haha a picture of captain assuming the position

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

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I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Almunia gives rates his performance.

So as i pull out my feeenger, ita start to gush alla over my face.

"Theo - When I told you to go deep quickly, I didn't mean in me!!!"

We should have a "crash and burn" smiley...just for this sort of occation!

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Almunia gives rates his performance.

So as i pull out my feeenger, ita start to gush alla over my face.

"Theo - When I told you to go deep quickly, I didn't mean in me!!!"

Mr Wenger, is this what you meant by I Must get my balls deeper

TheVoyuer wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TheVoyuer wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

Miss can i be excused ive shat my self

Should have quit while you were ahead....

How about - "Night Fever, Night feverrrr..."

Or - "I was doing the Night Fever dance, when I pulled my groin"

Almunia gives rates his performance.

So as i pull out my feeenger, ita start to gush alla over my face.

"Theo - When I told you to go deep quickly, I didn't mean in me!!!"

We should have a "crash and burn" smiley...just for this sort of occation!

Aye - Even I thought it was pretty poor, after I posted it.

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

Caption Competition

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I can only do an impression of a china man if i point to the sky

If only i knew id follow thru id never have asked you to pull my finger!

Im Arsenal's number one......funnniest one by a mile!

Captain Obvious wrote:

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Pretty direct conversation

What was her reponse to your last message?

Captain Obvious wrote:

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Haha quality.

How do you do those screen shots?