Wednesday Thread 25-08-10

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Aberdeengooner wrote:

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samiola wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Anyone know the official rules for pub golf?

I'm trying to sort it out for my leaving do.

every hole (pub) has a par score so par 3 pub you have 3 drinks, par 4 pub 4 drinks and so on, if you can make it round 18 pubs youve done very well, cant see it being done thou!

and i think the total par score has to add up to be 72 like in golf


9 holes i reckon

ahh someone said the par of the hole is how many gulps your allowed of that drink. 18 drinks seems more realistic than 72!

Shots and start early and you'll manage.

Yeah maybe. Although i think it'll be 9 holes if thats the case.

thinking about it
no way any one is having 72 drinks in a night, must be the other one with the gulps....72 drinks you sure!!


appartently when WC done it he played 2 rounds!!!

He didn't actually say that!?

not on here but im positive if the conversation had come up he would have...."144 Leffes and still got home for Match of the Day"!!

whats this shit and the bottom up the page??

Pub golf....

Playing the game
Like the game of Golf however, Pub Golf does have the standard 9 or 18 different "holes"; each bar is considered a "hole". The bars to be visited during the game are predetermined and numbered; these numbers determine the order each bar will be visited. Prior to playing the game, a par number (ranging from 1 to 5) also needs to be determined for each bar. E.g. Hole "5" (at Pub #5)- Par 4= One pint of beer

The par number represents how many drinks/sips/gulps it should take to complete the drink assigned. Therefore, in the example given, at hole 5, if the pint of beer is completed in 4 drinks, the person drinking that pint is awarded a par. However many drinks it takes to complete the assigned drink should be recorded on a scorecard. (Thus, 5 drinks @ Hole 5= +1 to your score).

The drinks assigned to the different "holes" (pubs) should vary, and should be reasonable when taking into account the par number (number of gulps it takes to finish). A simple shot, for example, should suffice for a par one.

A time limit for each hole must also be determined before the game is played. Thirty minutes is generally sufficient, but it can vary depending on your party size and focus.

There are many different variations of pub golf played, and some games add hazards to the course. Eg.Certain holes can be assigned as having a water hazard. This means that the restroom cannot be used while playing that hole, or else a penalty stroke is given

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You can also have penalties that you can make up for example:

Rules and Regulations:

- Players must be dressed in suitable golf attire. Those not dressed in suitable golf attire will receive a TWO stroke penalty.

- ALL players must drink in front of their playing partner to verify their score.

- A TWO stroke penalty will be given to players found cheating; such as spilling their drink on purpose.

- Holes can last no longer than 10 minutes once everyone has a drink.

- Up to a THREE stroke penalty can be given to players for slow play on a hole if they are stopping ALL other competitors from moving onto the next hole.

- Players must play ALL holes and holes are to be played at the same time as the other competitors.

- ALL players must drink the same type of drink specified on the Scorecard for that particular hole.

- Once a player has finished the hole they must wait for ALL other competitors to finish before moving on to the next hole.

- If a player is unable to finish their drink at the hole they will be scored a 12 on their Scorecard.

- Players can only go to the toilet before they get a drink or after they’ve finished their drink. A TWO stroke penalty will be given to players that go to the toilet during their drink or with their drink.

- A THREE stroke penalty will be given to players that are sick at a hole after their drink. Players are however allowed to be sick without penalty when they are travelling from one hole to the other with their fellow competitors.

- In the event of a tie a play-off will be played until a winner is found unless the players are happy to share the Pub Golf Championship title.

*Penalty stokes are added to relevant hole scores

Gotcha.

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Don't get what? Laid anymore? You turning into harvey?

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Don't get what? Laid anymore? You turning into harvey?

Wasn't getting laid that much anyway. Hence the sleeping around.

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fail.

going to Betival in a couple of weeks and the theme for the fancy dress is fantasy which basically maens anything...any ideas for a big group, im thinking we called all go as Wheres Wally, cheap, easy and not too much agg wearing a massive costume....any ideas??

my bro whos a Gooner says that if Spurs loose tonight hes gonna get a Spurs kit with the CL badge and CL 2010 on the back....fantasy!!

Bollocks number 1. Got to go to Ikea this afternoon.

Bollocks number 2. The top golf is arranged for this Saturday and my builder is coming then, so I can't fucking make it.

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whey Millwall golliwog ive seen this guy before....amazing!!!

thought you'd appreciate that you big racist