Wednesday 04/08/10 Thread

CUNTS!!!!

That is all...I am now going home to sleep, hope all of you cunts have a shitty day at work!

TheVoyuer wrote:

CUNTS!!!!

That is all...I am now going home to sleep, hope all of you cunts have a shitty day at work!

Hope you have hideous nightmares and wake up with sleep paralysis :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

morning diahorrea eaters

Aberdeengooner wrote:

morning diahorrea eaters

Morning cum guzzler

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Hes now allowed to work the fryers at maccie d's

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Hes now allowed to work the fryers at maccie d's

Im currently trying to find out if work can give me 3 and a half months unpaid leave next year

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Hes now allowed to work the fryers at maccie d's

Im currently trying to find out if work can give me 3 and a half months unpaid leave next year

What for, travelling?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Hes now allowed to work the fryers at maccie d's

Im currently trying to find out if work can give me 3 and a half months unpaid leave next year

What for, travelling?

Sort of, i am looking into doing some sort of working/holiday project. Im down to a choice of two:

Going to monitor great white sharks in africa (and getting into a cage to view them)

Or something involving lion and cubs in zimbabwe

Getting fed up with the same of shitty office life so something like that may recharge the old batteries

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Hes now allowed to work the fryers at maccie d's

Im currently trying to find out if work can give me 3 and a half months unpaid leave next year

What for, travelling?

Sort of, i am looking into doing some sort of working/holiday project. Im down to a choice of two:

Going to monitor great white sharks in africa (and getting into a cage to view them)

Or something involving lion and cubs in zimbabwe

Getting fed up with the same of shitty office life so something like that may recharge the old batteries

Both sound decent. which one you wanting to do

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

its mark the mads birthday today, wonder if he got pokemon for his main birthday present

Hes now allowed to work the fryers at maccie d's

Im currently trying to find out if work can give me 3 and a half months unpaid leave next year

What for, travelling?

Sort of, i am looking into doing some sort of working/holiday project. Im down to a choice of two:

Going to monitor great white sharks in africa (and getting into a cage to view them)

Or something involving lion and cubs in zimbabwe

Getting fed up with the same of shitty office life so something like that may recharge the old batteries

Both sound decent. which one you wanting to do

probably the lion one as it sounds more varied than the shark one. If i dont get the sabatical i'll probably just quit anyway

Spahic claims Gunners interest

saw this headline on sky sports website and for a moment i thought it said: Spastic claims gunners interest :cheers:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

TBOK where were you yesterday?

Morning fuck faces

Admin wrote:

Morning fuck faces

How do, cunt?

Admin wrote:

Morning fuck faces

Morning faeces face

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Morning gay cunts.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Sounds like rape to me :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Sounds like rape to me :cheers:

Yeah you're definitely raping her.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Sounds like rape to me :cheers:

Yeah you're definitely raping her.

meh, if she doesn't say no then technically it's not against her will. Are Schitzo's able to see what the other personalities are doing?