Wednesday 04/08/10 Thread

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Sounds like rape to me :cheers:

Yeah you're definitely raping her.

meh, if she doesn't say no then technically it's not against her will. Are Schitzo's able to see what the other personalities are doing?

But she isn't giving consent.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Sounds like rape to me :cheers:

Yeah you're definitely raping her.

meh, if she doesn't say no then technically it's not against her will. Are Schitzo's able to see what the other personalities are doing?

But she isn't giving consent.

Is she still asleep whilst your having your way with her aberdeen or does she wake up

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

I get sleep paralysis. It's fucking awful! Happens when I mess with my sleep patterns.

Yeah i have also had that a few times, its terrifying knowing that you are awake but physically cant move.

Depends what happens with me, sometimes I'll try with all my strength to wake myself up, or sometimes I cant calm myself down and go back to sleep.

yeah i usually try to doze off again for a bit

You think thats bad, i've got this thing where i wake up in the middle of the night and have a fiddle with my missus. I know the next moring when i was doing it but during I cant stop myself, almost like im doing it whilst asleep but my eyes are open taking in the information. Sometimes i just roll over and go back to sleep or my missus will shake me awake properly.

I think it's called sexsomnia or something from what i've read.

Sounds like rape to me :cheers:

Yeah you're definitely raping her.

meh, if she doesn't say no then technically it's not against her will. Are Schitzo's able to see what the other personalities are doing?

But she isn't giving consent.

Is she still asleep whilst your having your way with her aberdeen or does she wake up

Sometimes column A, sometimes column B, but im not having sex or anything, just having a feel around.

Sometimes column A, sometimes column B, but im not having sex or anything, just having a feel around.
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hmm that may put a different slant on things - if you finger a girl without her consent does that count as rape? Or do you have to stick you knob in to get a rape charge?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Sometimes column A, sometimes column B, but im not having sex or anything, just having a feel around.
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hmm that may put a different slant on things - if you finger a girl without her consent does that count as rape? Or do you have to stick you knob in to get a rape charge?

Can you leave a fingerprint on the clit, otherwise theres no evidence.

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Sometimes column A, sometimes column B, but im not having sex or anything, just having a feel around.
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hmm that may put a different slant on things - if you finger a girl without her consent does that count as rape? Or do you have to stick you knob in to get a rape charge?

Can you leave a fingerprint on the clit, otherwise theres no evidence.

i dont think so!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

typical little rude boys......all chat no balls!!

cunt prob got stabbed the next day thou!!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

Haha, cunt just punches through with no effort

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

Haha, cunt just punches through with no effort

He'd already had two go's at the door, I assume he just punted through it. If he got like that with me I'd of laid the cunt out.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

Haha, cunt just punches through with no effort

He'd already had two go's at the door, I assume he just punted through it. If he got like that with me I'd of laid the cunt out.

he sounds like a batty boy as well

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

Haha, cunt just punches through with no effort

He'd already had two go's at the door, I assume he just punted through it. If he got like that with me I'd of laid the cunt out.

he sounds like a batty boy as well

He definitely plays with the sausage

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

Haha, cunt just punches through with no effort

He'd already had two go's at the door, I assume he just punted through it. If he got like that with me I'd of laid the cunt out.

he sounds like a batty boy as well

He definitely plays with the sausage

Do gays get turned on by their own cock?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

samiola wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

samiola wrote:

oi cunts.....look at this, peckham terminator...ha ha ha!!

Best line at the end

"Oh man, where's our bus"

Cunts clearly missed it.

How did he not get his head kicked in?

Boy looked like he wanted to go...

they were prob glad they never stated when they see him walk straight thru the window!

Haha, cunt just punches through with no effort

He'd already had two go's at the door, I assume he just punted through it. If he got like that with me I'd of laid the cunt out.

he sounds like a batty boy as well

He definitely plays with the sausage

Do gays get turned on by their own cock?

Ask TBOK.

Whats going on here???

Morning cuntoids.

What's occurring?

Was asked to take on a lot more management responsibilities yesterday. Bollocks.

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning cuntoids.

What's occurring?

Was asked to take on a lot more management responsibilities yesterday. Bollocks.

Morning rectum features

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning cuntoids.

What's occurring?

Was asked to take on a lot more management responsibilities yesterday. Bollocks.

Morning rectum features

Morning cunt hole.

Football again tonight, first game back since my injury.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning cuntoids.

What's occurring?

Was asked to take on a lot more management responsibilities yesterday. Bollocks.

Morning rectum features

Morning cunt hole.

Football again tonight, first game back since my injury.

Be funny if you got injured again in the first minute :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Morning cuntoids.

What's occurring?

Was asked to take on a lot more management responsibilities yesterday. Bollocks.

Morning rectum features

Morning cunt hole.

Football again tonight, first game back since my injury.

Be funny if you got injured again in the first minute :cheers:

I played in goals for about 40 minutes last time with a badly sprained wrist. fair enough i conceeded 3 but i was still diving about. Adreneline must have kept the pain at bay.

God....I fucking hate women sometimes.