Wednesday 04/08/10 Thread

Hilarious stuff from Magic.

going on a bit of an anti muslim crusade there magic?

Q: How does a Muslim get his wife pregnant?
A: He rapes her.



Q: What do you call two gay Muslims?
A: Dead.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

going on a bit of an anti muslim crusade there magic?

Just adding some humour to the boards.

BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.

Fuck, how high was that balcony!?

NEWS FLASH!
Pakistani plane crash kills 152 passengers.
Both families are said to be devastated.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.

Fuck, how high was that balcony!?

That one really made me laugh.

Two Muslims go into a club... Boom. Boom.

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

going on a bit of an anti muslim crusade there magic?

Just adding some humour to the boards.

You can do that by responding to my comments. Then quickly following it up with your rants.

The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking Muslim doll. Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the balls to pull the cord!

haha I don't what's funnier. The fact that Magic thinks he is funny or that he thinks he is actually pissing me off. What a tool!

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

haha I don't what's funnier. The fact that Magic thinks he is funny or that he thinks he is actually pissing me off. What a tool!

Shhhh

A non-Muslim one now:


Q-What's the best thing about schizophrenia?
A-It turns a wank into an orgy!

The Magic Man wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

haha I don't what's funnier. The fact that Magic thinks he is funny or that he thinks he is actually pissing me off. What a tool!

Shhhh

haha That's all he has to say. What an idiot. And he has the cheek to label me 'immature.
You're better off going gracefully son. All these Muslim jokes do nothing to strengthen your argument. Fucking fag!

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

haha I don't what's funnier. The fact that Magic thinks he is funny or that he thinks he is actually pissing me off. What a tool!

Shhhh

haha That's all he has to say. What an idiot. And he has the cheek to label me 'immature.
You're better off going gracefully son. All these Muslim jokes do nothing to strengthen your argument. Fucking fag!

Difference is, I am not gay, yet you are a Muslim.

I know which I would prefer being.

But, I was better off sticking to 'Shhhh' - There is no point in debating with inferior beings.

The Magic Man wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Dubbed The New Wenger wrote:

haha I don't what's funnier. The fact that Magic thinks he is funny or that he thinks he is actually pissing me off. What a tool!

Shhhh

haha That's all he has to say. What an idiot. And he has the cheek to label me 'immature.
You're better off going gracefully son. All these Muslim jokes do nothing to strengthen your argument. Fucking fag!

Difference is, I am not gay, yet you are a Muslim.

I know which I would prefer being.

But, I was better off sticking to 'Shhhh' - There is no point in debating with inferior beings.

Based on your previous comments. You might as well be. Either way, I don't see what religion has to do with this.
The fact that you decided to drag it into this proves how much of a clown you are.

Ah here we are:

"I know which I would prefer being."

So you'd prefer ripping into other men instead of being a Muslim? Shows what I am dealing with here. hahaha

The only inferior person here is you.

You've been found out countless of times by the likes of Obvious. A 36 or 37 year old male who allegedly has a successful life yet spends most of his weekdays on here. Do yourself a favour. Just sign out for today and think of ways to get back at me tomorrow. Or you could continue posting those lame ass Muslim jokes you stole from Sickipedia.

For all I know you've probably been sending PM's to Admin asking him to ban me. Wouldn't put it past you.

Shhhh

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

The Magic Man wrote:

Shhhh

hahaha

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:

No beer, No bars, No radio, No television, No Playboy or Penthouse, No Teasers, No cricket, No rugby, No football, No basketball, No baseball, No golf, No dancing, No music, No bikinis on the beach, No nude beaches No summer mini skirts and braless beauties, No BBQ pork, No Ham, No bacon No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen seafood sticks, No Christmas.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats, Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors, Constant wailing from the guy in the tower, You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shave your wife, Sand is everywhere, Sand gets into everything, You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times, Your bride is picked by someone else, She smells just like your donkey, and your donkey has a better disposition.

I nearly pissed myself in a curtain store when a Muslim kid ran up to some black drapes, grabbed them and screamed, "Mummy".

Say what you like about Muslim women, they make brilliant bee keepers.

(yawn) No one is responding to your lame attempts at humour which aren't even yours. Quit while you're behind.

After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the Muslim community who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.

Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the shitest terrorists in history.
Even the fuckin' Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up!