Tuesday 7/9/2010

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Insecurity must be ripping through your body.

I'm currently preparing a toy for you though. It's called a treadmill.

I'm not really the insecure type to be honest.

I'd rather be a bit squidgy round the middle than have a body like a 13 year old jewish girl.

is that before or after shes been in the gas chamber?

either.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Insecurity must be ripping through your body.

I'm currently preparing a toy for you though. It's called a treadmill.

I'm not really the insecure type to be honest.

I'd rather be a bit squidgy round the middle than have a body like a 13 year old jewish girl.

Only you would have seen what a 13 year old Jewish girls body would look like. But, I'm not here to judge on your previous conquests.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Insecurity must be ripping through your body.

I'm currently preparing a toy for you though. It's called a treadmill.

I'm not really the insecure type to be honest.

I'd rather be a bit squidgy round the middle than have a body like a 13 year old jewish girl.

Only you would have seen what a 13 year old Jewish girls body would look like. But, I'm not here to judge on your previous conquests.

i went out with a Jewish girl in secondary school.

Cracking Legs (well, as cracking as a 15 year old jew's legs can be)

Lunch.

Suppose I better get a jacket potato, to fill me up and make up for lack of everything manly.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Lunch.

Suppose I better get a jacket potato, to fill me up and make up for lack of everything manly.

i'd probably get two mate.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Lunch.

Suppose I better get a jacket potato, to fill me up and make up for lack of everything manly.

i'd probably get two mate.

Yeah YOU probably would.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Lunch.

Suppose I better get a jacket potato, to fill me up and make up for lack of everything manly.

i'd probably get two mate.

Yeah YOU probably would.

haha cunt.

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

i just put that in a latin to english translator and it said suck me touch.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

i just put that in a latin to english translator and it said suck me touch.

i meant testis

basically suck my balls, i used ot for a college project once upon a time

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

How about "Oh god i wish i were dead"?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

i just put that in a latin to english translator and it said suck me touch.

Precisely why you shouldn't use an internet translator.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

I have no testicles

Never mind, it cant be helped.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

i just put that in a latin to english translator and it said suck me touch.

Precisely why you shouldn't use an internet translator.

And the reason you shouldn't get chinese tattoos 99% of the time they mean fuck all, or something completely different

Although i was tempted to get some from where i got my tattoo from, had chinese symbols for"slag" "ass" etc

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

How about "Oh god i wish i were dead"?

I like this.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

i just put that in a latin to english translator and it said suck me touch.

Precisely why you shouldn't use an internet translator.

And the reason you shouldn't get chinese tattoos 99% of the time they mean fuck all, or something completely different

Although i was tempted to get some from where i got my tattoo from, had chinese symbols for"slag" "ass" etc

I've got chinese letters down my back that are meant to say 'Better to live one day as a lion, than 1000 years as a mouse' but fuck knows what it actually says.

and a girl i know got a single chinese letter on her wrist which she thought was her grandad's name, but turned out to mean 'Usually'

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

again, not really sure why im asking for your advice but Abs was pretty good at this yesterday. Got a sleeve designed but i need a cool latin phrase to go on a scroll at the bottom.

the picture's an angel crying if that helps.

just find a phrase you like and translate it into latin on the internet

Something deep and meaningful that'll sound good when you tell someone what it means



For you, i'd suggest combibo meus tetitis

i just put that in a latin to english translator and it said suck me touch.

Precisely why you shouldn't use an internet translator.

And the reason you shouldn't get chinese tattoos 99% of the time they mean fuck all, or something completely different

Although i was tempted to get some from where i got my tattoo from, had chinese symbols for"slag" "ass" etc

I've got chinese letters down my back that are meant to say 'Better to live one day as a lion, than 1000 years as a mouse' but fuck knows what it actually says.

and a girl i know got a single chinese letter on her wrist which she thought was her grandad's name, but turned out to mean 'Usually'

the back one prob means pull out sailor and spunk right here!

samiola wrote:

the back one prob means pull out sailor and spunk right here!

I wouldnt be surprised. thats another one i want lasered off. costs a fucking fortune though.

I feel sorry for the McCanns

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

the back one prob means pull out sailor and spunk right here!

I wouldnt be surprised. thats another one i want lasered off. costs a fucking fortune though.

Get a candle burning on the inside of your forearm, then if you are alive past 60 and your skin is starting to sag then it will look like the candle is melting

Edward Catflap wrote:

I feel sorry for the McCanns

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope

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Subject: Re: Tuesday 7/9/2010 Today at 8:56

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I feel sorry for the McCanns.

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope.

Edward Catflap wrote:

I feel sorry for the McCanns

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope

got there before you with that one earlier

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Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

I feel sorry for the McCanns

Maddie being The Stig was their last hope

got there before you with that one earlier

Ah apologies but I couldn't be bothered to trawl back through all the earlier posts

Did you get it via a text message like me?