Tuesday 7/9/2010

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that....i got toothpaste all over the wall last night and pissed on the floor....Nightmare!

Reason i thought that was, it was not a power cut because music was still playing, so only the lights had gone out.

right im going for a shit.

Piano wire, mask and leather gloves at the ready

David Haye will defend his World Heavyweight title against bitter rival Audley Harrison live on Sky Box office HD.

The WBA champion today confirmed that he will make a voluntary defence of his belt at the MEN Arena, Manchester, on Saturday, November 13.

Fuck sake. What a duck out.

I'm on the phone onthe carsy and the lights have gone out....what's that I can hear...my god it's music....HELP someone is trying to kill me!

samiola wrote:

I'm on the phone onthe carsy and the lights have gone out....what's that I can hear...my god it's music....HELP someone is trying to kill me!

You twat.

samiola wrote:

I'm on the phone onthe carsy and the lights have gone out....what's that I can hear...my god it's music....HELP someone is trying to kill me!

funny cunt. See you in an hour.

Everyone is being massively incompetent today. I need food!

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

i only just come back from my life thretening dump!

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

i only just come back from my life thretening dump!

Pipe down. It was a freaky moment. End of.

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

Do fuck off.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

because i'm a beacon of life.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

because i'm a beacon of life.

You're a bacon of life.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

because i'm a beacon of life.

Blimey if you're a beacon of life i may as well comitt suicide

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

because i'm a beacon of life.

You're a bacon of life.

whats that? i cant hear you from down there.

shouldnt you be helping santa prepare the toys?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

because i'm a beacon of life.

Blimey if you're a beacon of life i may as well comitt suicide

i whole heartedly agree.

fuck ing hell i nearly just passed out while i was waiting for my porridge to cook...started swaetind like i was pulling a whitey and had to attack the peanut butter with a spoon

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

This place is actually going to die. You're all cunts.

Hard to get any conversation going on here, if it was not for me starting the golf theme we would be on about 3 pages now.

It appears we can only laugh at Harveys misfortune.

allow me to paraphrase.

The forum cant survive without Harvey?

Exit Interview was pretty painless.

you still here?

read the signature. 2 more days of the forum.

Okay i'm joking. I expect the forum will limp on for a week or so. Maybe even a month, collecting no more than 10-15 pages a day. (most of which during my lunchbreak) bt eventually it will wither and die due to the loss of the talisman.

why cant you just wither and die?

because i'm a beacon of life.

You're a bacon of life.

whats that? i cant hear you from down there.

shouldnt you be helping santa prepare the toys?

Insecurity must be ripping through your body.

I'm currently preparing a toy for you though. It's called a treadmill.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Insecurity must be ripping through your body.

I'm currently preparing a toy for you though. It's called a treadmill.

I'm not really the insecure type to be honest.

I'd rather be a bit squidgy round the middle than have a body like a 13 year old jewish girl.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Insecurity must be ripping through your body.

I'm currently preparing a toy for you though. It's called a treadmill.

I'm not really the insecure type to be honest.

I'd rather be a bit squidgy round the middle than have a body like a 13 year old jewish girl.

is that before or after shes been in the gas chamber?