Tuesday 7/9/2010

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

The guy who sits opposite me at work has this mate he's always telling em about who's gay (i used to think he was covering and he's actually gay but it turns out he's married with kids).

Apparently this guy told him that he was watching some of his gentleman's programmes the other night and saw his best mate from school playing 'Steve TheQueen' in some movie based on the great escape. But a porn version...

TBOK wrote:

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

i'll watch it. It'll be dull though. Switzerland will have 11 behind the ball and we'll struggle to break them down.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

i'll watch it. It'll be dull though. Switzerland will have 11 behind the ball and we'll struggle to break them down.

Probably won't be arsed to watch it.

TBOK wrote:

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

any excuse to have a few beers and perv at the barmaid, but probably wont be paying much attention to the footy

I'd kill for a beer. its been weeks.

TBOK wrote:

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

yeah i might watch it - if only to see if the swiss wind up rooney and cause him to go on the rampage

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

yeah i might watch it - if only to see if the swiss wind up rooney and cause him to go on the rampage

Hopefully it'll be like a GTA Vice City rampage.

Where he aims to kill 30 Diablo gang members in 90 seconds.

fuck it, got a team meeting now - most pointless meetings ever

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

samiola wrote:

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

samiola wrote:

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

got to commercial road at 8.45 today and didnt come off the other end at Lombard street until 9.20.
its normally a 5 minute drive.

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

And it has died!!!

Anyone bothering to watch the game tonight?

yeah i might watch it - if only to see if the swiss wind up rooney and cause him to go on the rampage

Hopefully it'll be like a GTA Vice City rampage.

Where he aims to kill 30 Diablo gang members in 90 seconds.

Best game ever.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

stick the fucking violins up your arse

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

i had a dream someone was trying to kill me last night. dont remember fuck all about it other than running across a bridge. Fuck knows.

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that....i got toothpaste all over the wall last night and pissed on the floor....Nightmare!

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

got to commercial road at 8.45 today and didnt come off the other end at Lombard street until 9.20.
its normally a 5 minute drive.

cunts could have striked last week when the cunting kids were still off school...dopey cunts!

samiola wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

got to commercial road at 8.45 today and didnt come off the other end at Lombard street until 9.20.
its normally a 5 minute drive.

cunts could have striked last week when the cunting kids were still off school...dopey cunts!

whats the point. if they do it now and fuck every one up big style they're more likely to get wjhat they want.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

cunts...cunts...cunts

schools are back, cunting tube srike, took me an hour and a half to drive into work today!
had a fucking power cut last night on my road, still nothing this morning...fucking raining and theres a load of anti BNP protesters outside the magistares court down the road waving pakistani flags!!

got to commercial road at 8.45 today and didnt come off the other end at Lombard street until 9.20.
its normally a 5 minute drive.

cunts could have striked last week when the cunting kids were still off school...dopey cunts!

whats the point. if they do it now and fuck every one up big style they're more likely to get wjhat they want.

sack them off i get robots in...they dont fuckin go on strike...actualy Terminator was a pretty bad strike!

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that....i got toothpaste all over the wall last night and pissed on the floor....Nightmare!

Reason i thought that was, it was not a power cut because music was still playing, so only the lights had gone out.

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that....i got toothpaste all over the wall last night and pissed on the floor....Nightmare!

Reason i thought that was, it was not a power cut because music was still playing, so only the lights had gone out.

right im going for a shit.

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

samiola wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Some cunt mentioned power cut and remined me of something that happened after work to me.

Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that

so if your having a shit and the lights go out it means someone's trying to kill you?

Yeh, not really sure why i thought that, just seemed a bit odd.

paranoid bastard....you didnt try to wipe did ya...fuck that....i got toothpaste all over the wall last night and pissed on the floor....Nightmare!

Reason i thought that was, it was not a power cut because music was still playing, so only the lights had gone out.

right im going for a shit.

and i have my exit interview. bienvenidos.