Tuesday 7/9/2010

shagsarsenal wrote:

MY triumphant return to 6 aside football tonight after an injury lay off!

Hope you pick up a career ending injury

Katy Price has revealed recently that she's become afraid of the dark.

Although Pete has repeatedly asked her not to call Harvey that.

If i buy a doll for £10........Rename it Mohamed and sell if for £20. Have i made a prophet?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

MY triumphant return to 6 aside football tonight after an injury lay off!

Hope you pick up a career ending injury

hope Shawcross is palying for the opposition!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

MY triumphant return to 6 aside football tonight after an injury lay off!

Hope you pick up a career ending injury

i'm still injured, just goin doctors tomorrow so thought i'd play and try and make it look that bit worse

then hopefully i can start training and get ready for starting 11 a side!!

although with all my injuries i'd be perfect for Arsene to sign!

Found a purse last night full of credit cards etc, and a piece of paper with the pin code on!

anyone know how i can steal all the money but not get caught and raped in the showers in prison?

shagsarsenal wrote:

Found a purse last night full of credit cards etc, and a piece of paper with the pin code on!

anyone know how i can steal all the money but not get caught and raped in the showers in prison?

any actual cash in the purse then?

the person whos lost it has probably already cancelled the cards

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

I had a trawl through 606 the other afternoon, what a pile of shite.

Made me think back to all the stuff last year from UD and the stuff about Michel Platini and his farm.

All the talk back then was of various Mexican things, Portuguese breakfasts Boston Pancakes and Cleveland Steamers.Hours of fun had by all.


I did see that VPLF had been banned again.
Does Gunnersaurus still exist?

yes i had to revert back to that account - luckily it was still floating around so didnt have to go through the process of signing up again

I had been thinking of signing up again but it just isn't worth it just full of idiot Man Utd fans bickering about the Glazers and people wanting to talk earnestly about football and I fucking hate the term WUM or more specifically WUMMING cos it's just utter nonsense

plus you have the spuds who wont stop banging on about signing van der faart - would love it if he broke his leg in his first game

I never used to care about Spurs one way or the other but just recently started to really dislike them.

One guy I know is still banging on about that disallowed goal when Carroll hooked it out from over the line.
And fuck me did he go on after United beat them 3-1 at The Lane last season with 10 men

shagsarsenal wrote:

Found a purse last night full of credit cards etc, and a piece of paper with the pin code on!

anyone know how i can steal all the money but not get caught and raped in the showers in prison?

Rubber gloves and a gas mask

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Found a purse last night full of credit cards etc, and a piece of paper with the pin code on!

anyone know how i can steal all the money but not get caught and raped in the showers in prison?

any actual cash in the purse then?

the person whos lost it has probably already cancelled the cards

There was a scratch card and a penny, methinks someone already had the money out of it

she works in the primary school down the road so was probably a little kid from there that pickpocketed her!

shagsarsenal wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Found a purse last night full of credit cards etc, and a piece of paper with the pin code on!

anyone know how i can steal all the money but not get caught and raped in the showers in prison?

any actual cash in the purse then?

the person whos lost it has probably already cancelled the cards

There was a scratch card and a penny, methinks someone already had the money out of it

she works in the primary school down the road so was probably a little kid from there that pickpocketed her!

was it a winning scratchcard

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Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Found a purse last night full of credit cards etc, and a piece of paper with the pin code on!

anyone know how i can steal all the money but not get caught and raped in the showers in prison?

any actual cash in the purse then?

the person whos lost it has probably already cancelled the cards

There was a scratch card and a penny, methinks someone already had the money out of it

she works in the primary school down the road so was probably a little kid from there that pickpocketed her!

was it a winning scratchcard

Yea, won 2 quid on it.

so i can hope i can use it to get some more scratch cards and win millions!!
then buy shares in arsenal! and buy a new keeper!

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Back from another top golf trip. No scary toilet incidents to report today.

TBOK wrote:

Back from another top golf trip. No scary toilet incidents to report today.

Scary toilet incidents?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Back from another top golf trip. No scary toilet incidents to report today.

Scary toilet incidents?

Read back, can't be arsed repeating

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Back from another top golf trip. No scary toilet incidents to report today.

Scary toilet incidents?

Read back, can't be arsed repeating

I'm interested now, how far back do we need to look?

Edward Catflap wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Back from another top golf trip. No scary toilet incidents to report today.

Scary toilet incidents?

Read back, can't be arsed repeating

I'm interested now, how far back do we need to look?

Lazy old bastard.


Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

TBOK wrote:

Edward Catflap wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Back from another top golf trip. No scary toilet incidents to report today.

Scary toilet incidents?

Read back, can't be arsed repeating

I'm interested now, how far back do we need to look?

Lazy old bastard.


Went to top golf straight from work, had to sit and wait for my mates for a while. In that time i decided to go and take a shit. So there i was sat there squeezing the cheese, then all of a sudded all the lights went out, pitch fucking black! I actually thought someone was going to try and kill me or something! Just had my mobile to light things up a bit, lights came back on after about two minutes of sitting there with my trousers round my ankles!!!!

Fuck me that was disappointing.I thought you were going to be shitting blood or something

Well this is exciting

Oh my word, I forgot how lush Maryland choc chip cookies are!

Mini-Bok wrote:

Oh my word, I forgot how lush Maryland choc chip cookies are!

All about foxs golden crunch creams

Mini-Bok wrote:

Oh my word, I forgot how lush Maryland choc chip cookies are!

could you make that sentence sound any gayer if you tried?!

Admin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

Oh my word, I forgot how lush Maryland choc chip cookies are!

All about foxs golden crunch creams

Have to concur, great dunked in coffee(golden crunch that is)