Wednesday Thread - 08/09/10

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

If you excuse me gentleman, i'm going to drop the kids off at the pool

How long you been out of work for?

Get a fucking job.

At least since he joined up here...in February

Fucking joke, hate these cunts that are out of work for so long......plenty of jobs there if you want them

agreed, even something like temping would be better than being a

When even someone like mark the mad has a job you know you have problems

Not like he can claim he's looking. he spends every waking moment on here.

any way we can get his benefits stopped

Get the cunts real name and grass him!

grass him to who? its not a crime to be unemployed and lazy.

Fuck knows. Just wan't the cunt to suffer, become homeless, get addicted to heroin/crack, then die with a tramp hanging out the back of him.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

Could you not sell big issues?

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

samiola wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

If you excuse me gentleman, i'm going to drop the kids off at the pool

i pray you dont hear "The Music"

fuck. How can that story still be making me laugh?

innit...great stuff

Oh and there was no music, lights out or risk of death whilst on the shitter....

Maybe something to do with me being sat at home in the middle of the day...

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

That just proves you're a worthless cunt who might as well kill himself.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

Could you not sell big issues?

I could...
although you have to be homeless for that don't ya?!

And what dozy cunt is gonna spend like 3.50 on a shitty magazine like that!?

Mini-Bok wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

That just proves you're a worthless cunt who might as well kill himself.

Ironic.

Although i do agree with this cunt.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

That just proves you're a worthless cunt who might as well kill himself.

Ironic.

Although i do agree with this cunt.

Pipe down fatty

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

Not saying its a hard job.

I am saying it is easy to get a fucking job, even if it is a cunt of a job.

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

My ex used to work for a company that refurbed houses that had been reposessed. All she had to do was go into the houses the day after the old tenants had left and clean up. But she absolutely hated it. Having said thtat, the money was really good.

Aberdeen, can you get rid of that shit link admin has posted on the top of main page.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

My ex used to work for a company that refurbed houses that had been reposessed. All she had to do was go into the houses the day after the old tenants had left and clean up. But she absolutely hated it. Having said thtat, the money was really good.

Imagine having to clean shit off of walls and stuff like that.

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

Not saying its a hard job.

I am saying it is easy to get a fucking job, even if it is a cunt of a job.

well if it was so easy i'd have a job...

although soon i'll be starting a "job seekers course" which is supposed to help me get a job, and means i'll get free food for a few weeks, then an extra 30 quid a week and spend half my day sat doing fuck all

Right, quick piss, will check for murderers on route.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

My ex used to work for a company that refurbed houses that had been reposessed. All she had to do was go into the houses the day after the old tenants had left and clean up. But she absolutely hated it. Having said thtat, the money was really good.

Imagine having to clean shit off of walls and stuff like that.

she reckons one or two were like that. they were all an absolute tip. once someone tells you that their taking your house i guess you dont feel obliged to leave it spotless for them.

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

Not saying its a hard job.

I am saying it is easy to get a fucking job, even if it is a cunt of a job.

well if it was so easy i'd have a job...

although soon i'll be starting a "job seekers course" which is supposed to help me get a job, and means i'll get free food for a few weeks, then an extra 30 quid a week and spend half my day sat doing fuck all

My point is i doubt you are doing all you can to get a job.

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

Not saying its a hard job.

I am saying it is easy to get a fucking job, even if it is a cunt of a job.

well if it was so easy i'd have a job...

although soon i'll be starting a "job seekers course" which is supposed to help me get a job, and means i'll get free food for a few weeks, then an extra 30 quid a week and spend half my day sat doing fuck all

thats half a day less than you spend doing fuck all at the moment.

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeen, can you get rid of that shit link admin has posted on the top of main page.

Is it annoying you.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeen, can you get rid of that shit link admin has posted on the top of main page.

Is it annoying you.

I wouldn't say that, It's just pointless and shit.

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Seeing as everyone's so interested in my shitting...

The shit was fine, and i now feel a stone lighter, you should try it harvey.

I've been out of work sincee January when i finished a christmas temp job.

I am looking for work, there's just a lack of it, it is possible to multitask and look for work AND be on here, or look for work before/after i come on here....

If i could get a job i would, even cleaning!

and i have plenty of proof i'm looking for and applying for jobs, so you can't grass me in an get my benefits stopped


You pack of cunts.

BOLLOCKS!

Bollocks yourself, I wouldn't mind a cleaning job, it's alot better money than i'm gonna get workin in a shop serving wankers all day
and it's not exactly hard to wipe a shelf n hoover up is it!

Not saying its a hard job.

I am saying it is easy to get a fucking job, even if it is a cunt of a job.

well if it was so easy i'd have a job...

although soon i'll be starting a "job seekers course" which is supposed to help me get a job, and means i'll get free food for a few weeks, then an extra 30 quid a week and spend half my day sat doing fuck all

My point is i doubt you are doing all you can to get a job.

Probably not no.
Although i could be doing alot less, like most of the country.

then again there's only so much you can actually do to find a job, most job databases etc only get updated once a week/2 weeks so if i spend half hour looking at everything going within a few miles of me on a monday, theres very little i can do til next week as everything will be the same.

I could try ringing/emailed/posting shit to anyone and everyone, but i've tried that, sending out a good 4/5 a day aswell as looking each day for any job.
Doesn't work.
I can't be arsed.
Thanks for the taxes.

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeen, can you get rid of that shit link admin has posted on the top of main page.

Is it annoying you.

I wouldn't say that, It's just pointless and shit.

and yet noone's asked you to be removed for the same reason.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Aberdeen, can you get rid of that shit link admin has posted on the top of main page.

Is it annoying you.

I wouldn't say that, It's just pointless and shit.

and yet noone's asked you to be removed for the same reason.

Ironic.

Although luckily you're doing that for us.