Wednesday Thread - 08/09/10

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

The Magic Man wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

I've just applied for a job

you dont get a salary for being a mod.

What about a rocker?

depends how rocking your rock is.

It's as rocking as you are fat.

Am i the only one that thinks we need a chubby smiley?

What's the job anyway?

Council dog shit picker-upper?

Picker-upper, that the technical name is it?

And it's a job as a Data Analyst
for some cunts, doing some shit, i didn't really pay much attention to be honest, but it had the word Anal in it and was a birds email so worth a try

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

1) Bollocks.
2) Who the fuck asked you?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

fucking hell. I thought i was tall and i'm only 6'2"

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

fucking hell. I thought i was tall and i'm only 6'2"

Think they are talking height, not width.

Mini-Bok wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

1) Bollocks.
2) Who the fuck asked you?

that is all

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

fucking hell. I thought i was tall and i'm only 6'2" wide

I'm about 6 foot.

TBOK wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

I am 6'4 and a half

fucking hell. I thought i was tall and i'm only 6'2"

Think they are talking height, not width.

Honestly just laughed out loud.

Well played.

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

cant you just reply on one of her comments "No one fucking cares you cunt"

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

cant you just reply on one of her comments "No one fucking cares you cunt"

it genuinely crossed my mind.

she wrote 'bored' and i drafted out 'Get a job then you lazy cunt' but i wont lie... i dont have the bollocks for that. and i only met her once.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

Whoooaa there, If she said available and easy, partial to rohypnol. I would have added her in an instant.

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

I fucking hate that. i've got someone on there. Every single day she'll put something about 'why do these things always happen to me' and then someone'll comment and say whats up and she'll say nothing i dont wanna talk about it.
DONT WRITE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN YOU DOPEY CUNT.

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

Whoooaa there, If she said available and easy, partial to rohypnol. I would have added her in an instant.

she's easy, i'm pretty sure she's available. Not sure she's all that partial to rohypnol though,

she's had three of my mates. Two of which within a day of each other.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

cant you just reply on one of her comments "No one fucking cares you cunt"

it genuinely crossed my mind.

she wrote 'bored' and i drafted out 'Get a job then you lazy cunt' but i wont lie... i dont have the bollocks for that. and i only met her once.

People you barely know are the worst.
Yet the best to write shit on just to annoy them, as you don't know them, and don't give a fuck.

I've done it before, some freak posted a status saying something about why does noone want me
left a reply saying "because your a fat annoying whore?"

the 20 replies get abit boring tho.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

Whoooaa there, If she said available and easy, partial to rohypnol. I would have added her in an instant.

she's easy, i'm pretty sure she's available. Not sure she's all that partial to rohypnol though,

she's had three of my mates. Two of which within a day of each other.

she didnt want you rolls of fat then?

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

cant you just reply on one of her comments "No one fucking cares you cunt"

it genuinely crossed my mind.

she wrote 'bored' and i drafted out 'Get a job then you lazy cunt' but i wont lie... i dont have the bollocks for that. and i only met her once.

People you barely know are the worst.
Yet the best to write shit on just to annoy them, as you don't know them, and don't give a fuck.

I've done it before, some freak posted a status saying something about why does noone want me
left a reply saying "because your a fat annoying whore?"

the 20 replies get abit boring tho.

Such a lying cunt, WC.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

I fucking hate that. i've got someone on there. Every single day she'll put something about 'why do these things always happen to me' and then someone'll comment and say whats up and she'll say nothing i dont wanna talk about it.
DONT WRITE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN YOU DOPEY CUNT.

IT's even worse when you get lads doin it!
just sad cunts trying to see how many people will reply with "wats up hun txt me if u wanna"

If your a lad and constantly posting about how shit your life is and how girls fuck you about, have a wank or fuck a fat ugly whore and shut the fuck up!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

TBOK wrote:

shagsarsenal wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

I think Shannon Finn just got a friend request off Tbok...

And my cousin does that all the time! the most inane useless shit! "i'm so happy i'm in love blah blah"
"FML i hate my life i wish i was dead"
"life is amazing i love it and everything i love you *random lads name*"
"why is it always me i hate life"

fuuuuccckk oooooffffffff

Whoooaa there, If she said available and easy, partial to rohypnol. I would have added her in an instant.

she's easy, i'm pretty sure she's available. Not sure she's all that partial to rohypnol though,

she's had three of my mates. Two of which within a day of each other.

she didnt want you rolls of fat then?

I had a girlfriend.

Mini-Bok wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Couldnt we arrange for a situation like in saw 6 where we both connect them to traps and the survivor is the one who puts the most amount of their own flesh on the scales

Its a win win as one of them is guaranteed to die whilst the survivor is hideously scarred for life

Mind you harvey would probably win as he can scoop off an enormous amount of fat

Distinct advantage for Harvey, but would still be great viewing.

Chunky vs the midget.

Out of interest how tall are you?

Not at your peak, because I assume you've started to shrink.

ha ha...good one

Harvey, what's her name. I'll add her and tell it like it is.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

i hate cunts who write shit like FOTFL and LMFAO...cunts...this black chick i now always does it oh yeah and KMT...kiss my teeth!

This looks like a fucking epic TV programme.

'Taking A Merking Too Far' Story Of The Day
'An Iraqi prank television show has taken the 'candid camera' format to a new level after planting fake bombs under celebrities' cars. The programme, "Put Him In Bucca", also threatens high-profile contests with jail in a maximum-security prison despite their protests of innocence. The show, broadcast on the Al-Baghdadia network, targets famous Iraqi singers, comedians and artists.

'Participants are invited to the station's studios for an interview but as they arrive are subjected to a checkpoint complete actors posing as police and security personnel. As they wait outside the building a fake improvised explosive device (IED) is then planted in the car before they are accused of being suicide bombers and threatened with prison. But the programme has attracted criticism as being in bad taste, in a country where suicide bombings remain frequent. The show has continued to be broadcast throughout the fasting month of Ramadan despite numerous protests being held objecting to its making fun of a serious issue' - The Daily Telegraph.

samiola wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Dont you hate cunts who update their facebook status all the time. A girl i know has update hers no less than 18 times today. and its nothing interesting its like 'Morning Facebokers', 'Can tell its gonna be a bad day today' and my personal favourite 'Shannon Finn is busy updating her facebook status'

i hate cunts who write shit like FOTFL and LMFAO...cunts...this black chick i now always does it oh yeah and KMT...kiss my teeth!

Whats FOTFL?