Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:20 am
Tuna with cucumber and jalepeno baguette...tasty shizille
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:22 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:28 am
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
Should be piece of piss to win that. Play small tournaments, i.e 6-8 a table. 1st, 2nd and 3rd usually get some cash back. 1st & 2nd definitely do.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:29 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
Should be piece of piss to win that. Play small tournaments, i.e 6-8 a table. 1st, 2nd and 3rd usually get some cash back. 1st & 2nd definitely do.
PLaying a play for keeps table and im slowly starting to pick the maniacs off one buy one.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:30 am
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:31 am
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
Should be piece of piss to win that. Play small tournaments, i.e 6-8 a table. 1st, 2nd and 3rd usually get some cash back. 1st & 2nd definitely do.
PLaying a play for keeps table and im slowly starting to pick the maniacs off one buy one.
After a while, people will think you're only playing good hands, then just come in and rape them all with a middle pair. Trick is to not go too over the top with bets, otherwise people will think it's a bluff.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:32 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
Should be piece of piss to win that. Play small tournaments, i.e 6-8 a table. 1st, 2nd and 3rd usually get some cash back. 1st & 2nd definitely do.
10 player sit and go's pays down to 3rd.
could just play cash play and play tight, you should get up to a score eventually.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:34 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
Should be piece of piss to win that. Play small tournaments, i.e 6-8 a table. 1st, 2nd and 3rd usually get some cash back. 1st & 2nd definitely do.
PLaying a play for keeps table and im slowly starting to pick the maniacs off one buy one.
After a while, people will think you're only playing good hands, then just come in and rape them all with a middle pair. Trick is to not go too over the top with bets, otherwise people will think it's a bluff.
It was getting to the stage that if i called, half the table would fold.
just won 50c with a 4 pair. cunts
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:34 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Captain Obvious wrote:
Aberdeengooner wrote:
Why is online poker so much harder than playing it with an actual group. Never win anything online but usually do pretty good when im playing in a group
Because you get fucking idiots online going all in on J,2 off suit and pulling out a lucky 2 pair or something.
true, i hate not being able t see them for the giveaway
If you're playing low stakes with nutters, it's just best to play tight for the first few blinds. Couple bluffs here and there, but in reality only play with decent cards, and hope you don't get rivered.
Aye, thats the technique im going for.
Bit shit i need to win $20 before they'll let me cash out my dough
Should be piece of piss to win that. Play small tournaments, i.e 6-8 a table. 1st, 2nd and 3rd usually get some cash back. 1st & 2nd definitely do.
PLaying a play for keeps table and im slowly starting to pick the maniacs off one buy one.
After a while, people will think you're only playing good hands, then just come in and rape them all with a middle pair. Trick is to not go too over the top with bets, otherwise people will think it's a bluff.
yep...all about the cheeky minimum raise when you bluffing, cos they think you want them to call. Also if an ace comes on the turn or river and your still in try a cheeky raise and more often than not you will scare them off, if they call your pretty sure they got the ace.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:37 am
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:40 am
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:41 am
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:42 am
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:44 am
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
Mental! Can we apply this to football!!
Iniesta, Messi, Casillas and Vidic please!
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:46 am
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
Mental! Can we apply this to football!!
Iniesta, Messi, Casillas and Vidic please!
Like those cunts would play for England
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:10 am
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
Mental! Can we apply this to football!!
Iniesta, Messi, Casillas and Vidic please!
I think both Joyce and Morgan have dual nationality. I also think it only works because Ireland are not a 1st class test playing nation.
The England & Wales team also have:
Strauss (SA) Pietersen (SA) Trott (SA) Prior (SA)
Coach Flower (Zimbabwe)
To name just a few who are in the team. Others players also around the squad.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:12 am
The Magic Man wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
Mental! Can we apply this to football!!
Iniesta, Messi, Casillas and Vidic please!
I think both Joyce and Morgan have dual nationality. I also think it only works because Ireland are not a 1st class test playing nation.
The England & Wales team also have:
Strauss (SA) Pietersen (SA) Trott (SA) Prior (SA)
Coach Flower (Zimbabwe)
To name just a few who are in the team. Others players also around the squad.
I take it those above never played for SA though?
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:15 am
TBOK wrote:
The Magic Man wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
Mental! Can we apply this to football!!
Iniesta, Messi, Casillas and Vidic please!
I think both Joyce and Morgan have dual nationality. I also think it only works because Ireland are not a 1st class test playing nation.
The England & Wales team also have:
Strauss (SA) Pietersen (SA) Trott (SA) Prior (SA)
Coach Flower (Zimbabwe)
To name just a few who are in the team. Others players also around the squad.
I take it those above never played for SA though?
Think Strauss and KP did for a B team not an actual test match though, could be wrong and probably am as cricket is a dull as fuck sport, unless its T20
The Magic Man World Cup Finalist
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:24 am
TBOK wrote:
The Magic Man wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
samiola wrote:
TBOK wrote:
Just watching some of the cricket. Batter for Ireland (Joyce) played for England in last World Cup......How the fuck does that work!?
fuck knows...we nicked Morgan off the paddys thou...he would be playing he he wernt injured.
Had he played for Ireland at the top level as well!!?
in the last world cup he played
Mental! Can we apply this to football!!
Iniesta, Messi, Casillas and Vidic please!
I think both Joyce and Morgan have dual nationality. I also think it only works because Ireland are not a 1st class test playing nation.
The England & Wales team also have:
Strauss (SA) Pietersen (SA) Trott (SA) Prior (SA)
Coach Flower (Zimbabwe)
To name just a few who are in the team. Others players also around the squad.
I take it those above never played for SA though?
I think the rules state something like:
Must not have played a test for a 1st class nation (There are only 8 of those) and must have lived in the country for 4 years.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:51 am
The Magic Man wrote:
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I think the rules state something like:
Must not have played a test for a 1st class nation (There are only 8 of those) and must have lived in the country for 4 years.
thought you would have known the rules off by heart
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:53 am
Admin wrote:
The Magic Man wrote:
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I think the rules state something like:
Must not have played a test for a 1st class nation (There are only 8 of those) and must have lived in the country for 4 years.
thought you would have known the rules off by heart
Haha.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:03 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
Admin wrote:
The Magic Man wrote:
[
I think the rules state something like:
Must not have played a test for a 1st class nation (There are only 8 of those) and must have lived in the country for 4 years.
thought you would have known the rules off by heart
Haha.
I was concerned of the abuse I would get if I detailed them. Thought I'd better down play it.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:30 am
So funny. I hope Kammy is on FIFA 12.
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:36 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
So funny. I hope Kammy is on FIFA 12.
Jeff and Kammy commentating would be a legendary combo
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Subject: Re: 2nd March 2011 Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:37 am
Captain Obvious wrote:
So funny. I hope Kammy is on FIFA 12.
Kammy is a funny cunt but his family are proper scumbags, nearly on a par with John Terrys family
