Tuesday 20/07/2010 Thread

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

So, Percy, bang any hoes at all on holiday?

just the one im afraid - a russian barmaid (the place was full of russians - commie bastards)
She gave me free vodka :cheers:

Went to a strip club over there - again full of russians. Didnt stay long as it was Ten Euros for one drink Plus the strippers were a bit rough

Bullet wounds?

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

So, Percy, bang any hoes at all on holiday?

just the one im afraid - a russian barmaid (the place was full of russians - commie bastards)
She gave me free vodka :cheers:

Went to a strip club over there - again full of russians. Didnt stay long as it was Ten Euros for one drink Plus the strippers were a bit rough

Bullet wounds?

This cunts back as well.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

So, Percy, bang any hoes at all on holiday?

just the one im afraid - a russian barmaid (the place was full of russians - commie bastards)
She gave me free vodka :cheers:

Went to a strip club over there - again full of russians. Didnt stay long as it was Ten Euros for one drink Plus the strippers were a bit rough

Any good?? I've never banged a barmaid, always thought they were off limits really.

This one was okay, nice face and boday. Nothing exceptional but not some cuntish freak show either

What a shit hot line up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Sami would appreciate that.

Captain Obvious wrote:

What a shit hot line up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Sami would appreciate that.

Dont know about 90% of those.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

What a shit hot line up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Sami would appreciate that.

Dont know about 90% of those.

That's because you're an old cunt.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

What a shit hot line up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Sami would appreciate that.

Dont know about 90% of those.

That's because you're an old cunt.

I think it's more because it's not my kind of music.

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

What a shit hot line up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Sami would appreciate that.

Dont know about 90% of those.

That's because you're an old cunt.

I think it's more because it's not my kind of music.

Maybe, but you're still an old cunt.

Fucking families, got my other sister and 15 year old niece staying with me as my sisters husband has been having an affair, and they have brought their golden retriever with them who malts like fuck

well, just had meeting with manager. Looks like my job is changing. Will eventually be moving back to phones to speak with Cunt-stomers.

Bollocks

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

well, just had meeting with manager. Looks like my job is changing. Will eventually be moving back to phones to speak with Cunt-stomers.

Bollocks

No 606 football fans forum for you then. Cunt.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

What a shit hot line up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Sami would appreciate that.

Dont know about 90% of those.

That's because you're an old cunt.

I think it's more because it's not my kind of music.

Maybe, but you're still an old cunt.

Disagree.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

well, just had meeting with manager. Looks like my job is changing. Will eventually be moving back to phones to speak with Cunt-stomers.

Bollocks

:cheers:

a funny thing happened on holiday - went to the waterpark and went on this ride where you sit in a ring type thingy

Anyway, in front of us there was this large, fat woman who appeared terrified to go down. Eventually she did go down it (in a two person ring all to herself)

We followed slightly behind her and by the time we got to the pool at the bottom she was floating face down in the water and had to be dragged out by a lifeguard who proceded to slap her face until she regained consciousness. Apparantly she had fainted the soppy cunt

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

well, just had meeting with manager. Looks like my job is changing. Will eventually be moving back to phones to speak with Cunt-stomers.

Bollocks

No 606 football fans forum for you then. Cunt.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

a funny thing happened on holiday - went to the waterpark and went on this ride where you sit in a ring type thingy

Anyway, in front of us there was this large, fat woman who appeared terrified to go down. Eventually she did go down it (in a two person ring all to herself)

We followed slightly behind her and by the time we got to the pool at the bottom she was floating face down in the water and had to be dragged out by a lifeguard who proceded to slap her face until she regained consciousness. Apparantly she had fainted the soppy cunt

Fuck off WC you lying cunt.

by the way: is anyone disappointed that we didnt get joe cole?

Im not sure really. Probably only get injured again

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way: is anyone disappointed that we didnt get joe cole?

Im not sure really. Probably only get injured again

Not really.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

a funny thing happened on holiday - went to the waterpark and went on this ride where you sit in a ring type thingy

Anyway, in front of us there was this large, fat woman who appeared terrified to go down. Eventually she did go down it (in a two person ring all to herself)

We followed slightly behind her and by the time we got to the pool at the bottom she was floating face down in the water and had to be dragged out by a lifeguard who proceded to slap her face until she regained consciousness. Apparantly she had fainted the soppy cunt

Fuck off WC you lying cunt.

If i was going to lie about something then i would have made it more interesting than that

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way: is anyone disappointed that we didnt get joe cole?

Im not sure really. Probably only get injured again

only that I thought it was a done deal, but we have enough midfielders, we need a new keeper and at least another defender

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way: is anyone disappointed that we didnt get joe cole?

Im not sure really. Probably only get injured again

only that I thought it was a done deal, but we have enough midfielders, we need a new keeper and at least another defender

well the keeper will probably be schwarzer. Not sure about that to be honest

Any of you cunts red members? How do you find out when you are due an upgrade to silver?

TBOK wrote:

Any of you cunts red members? How do you find out when you are due an upgrade to silver?

Yeah i am a red member, last year i was about 30000 in line for a silver, i cant remember if i got that info with my renewal form last year or if it was when i renewed online

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

by the way: is anyone disappointed that we didnt get joe cole?

Im not sure really. Probably only get injured again

only that I thought it was a done deal, but we have enough midfielders, we need a new keeper and at least another defender

well the keeper will probably be schwarzer. Not sure about that to be honest

Wenger said no apparently, I thought Schwarzer was a done deal aswell....mayb it's a big of mind games by Wenger? (Who knows)

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watched some shite straight to dvd American Pie sequel on sky at the weekend and she was in it, I was hoping she would get them out but alas no, and the film was utter shite