Thursday 22-7-10

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Fucking hell, some mad cunts have given me an interview for a Trainee Trader jobs

so that means you'll be leaving if you get the job..


Good luck

Yep. The economy will be fucked if I get in front of a trading desk.

just found a customer account at work and her name is: Mrs Bulldog

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Fucking hell, some mad cunts have given me an interview for a Trainee Trader jobs

so that means you'll be leaving if you get the job..


Good luck

Yep. The economy will be fucked if I get in front of a trading desk.

Not sure it can get any worse and let's be honest, even you couldn't fuck up as badly as the traders have fucked us all in the few years.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just found a customer account at work and her name is: Mrs Bulldog

Sheep dog standing in the rain
Bull grog doing it again
Some kind of happiness is
measured out in miles
What make you think you're
something special when you smile

Childlike no on understand
Jack knife in your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is
measured out in years
You don't know what it's like
to listen to you fears

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Big man walking in the park
Wigwam frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is
measured out in you
You think you know but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Hey Bulldog


I have stumbled upon some wierd names in other Jobs i have done, an E Coli, Ian Michael Andrew Pratt, Fred Klitz,

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

i hope martin taylor contracts:

Aids
Gangrene
The Ebola virus
Knob rot
Cancer
Brain Tumour
Testicular cancer
Hemaroids
Piles
Genital Warts
Crabs

I think if I had to pick just one of those to contract, it would be very tough. Possibly have to get piles....

Are roids and piles not the same?

i was thinking that myself but wasnt sure

Yes they are

Personal experience?

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

i hope martin taylor contracts:

Aids
Gangrene
The Ebola virus
Knob rot
Cancer
Brain Tumour
Testicular cancer
Hemaroids
Piles
Genital Warts
Crabs

I think if I had to pick just one of those to contract, it would be very tough. Possibly have to get piles....

Are roids and piles not the same?

i was thinking that myself but wasnt sure

Yes they are

Personal experience?

Eurgh - Just googled it. Not advisable.

The Magic Man wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Fucking hell, some mad cunts have given me an interview for a Trainee Trader jobs

so that means you'll be leaving if you get the job..


Good luck

Yep. The economy will be fucked if I get in front of a trading desk.

Not sure it can get any worse and let's be honest, even you couldn't fuck up as badly as the traders have fucked us all in the few years.

It's all right Cameron and the libCon coalition are going to fuck the economy up evenmore especially with their 20% Vat, fucking around with tax credits, its just cuntish as less people will be able to afford to by things and our economy is driven by retail as we do not really export that much

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

i hope martin taylor contracts:

Aids
Gangrene
The Ebola virus
Knob rot
Cancer
Brain Tumour
Testicular cancer
Hemaroids
Piles
Genital Warts
Crabs

I think if I had to pick just one of those to contract, it would be very tough. Possibly have to get piles....

Are roids and piles not the same?

i was thinking that myself but wasnt sure

Yes they are

Personal experience?

no thank fuck, but my sister had them after giving birth, had to sit on the old rubber doughnut

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just found a customer account at work and her name is: Mrs Bulldog

Sheep dog standing in the rain
Bull grog doing it again
Some kind of happiness is
measured out in miles
What make you think you're
something special when you smile

Childlike no on understand
Jack knife in your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is
measured out in years
You don't know what it's like
to listen to you fears

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Big man walking in the park
Wigwam frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is
measured out in you
You think you know but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Hey Bulldog


I have stumbled upon some wierd names in other Jobs i have done, an E Coli, Ian Michael Andrew Pratt, Fred Klitz,

I like I M A Pratt.

I think the funniest one I have seen recently, was an article published in (I think) the Guardian earlier this year. Can't remember all the details, but the article was about child abuse or something similar. A very interesting read. Then at the bottom, you have the authors name..... 'Phil Boyce'.

think the funniest one I have seen recently, was an article published in (I think) the Guardian earlier this year. Can't remember all the details, but the article was about child abuse or something similar. A very interesting read. Then at the bottom, you have the authors name..... 'Phil Boyce'.
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oh yeah! and ironically the story was about the child abuse at the vatican or something. Quality!

Anyone apply for the job i posted yesterday!?

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just found a customer account at work and her name is: Mrs Bulldog

Sheep dog standing in the rain
Bull grog doing it again
Some kind of happiness is
measured out in miles
What make you think you're
something special when you smile

Childlike no on understand
Jack knife in your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is
measured out in years
You don't know what it's like
to listen to you fears

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Big man walking in the park
Wigwam frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is
measured out in you
You think you know but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Hey Bulldog


I have stumbled upon some wierd names in other Jobs i have done, an E Coli, Ian Michael Andrew Pratt, Fred Klitz,

I like I M A Pratt.

I think the funniest one I have seen recently, was an article published in (I think) the Guardian earlier this year. Can't remember all the details, but the article was about child abuse or something similar. A very interesting read. Then at the bottom, you have the authors name..... 'Phil Boyce'.

It was Roger Boyes, and it was an article about the Catholic church and the Sexual abuse of young boys

ha ha ha

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Admin wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

just found a customer account at work and her name is: Mrs Bulldog

Sheep dog standing in the rain
Bull grog doing it again
Some kind of happiness is
measured out in miles
What make you think you're
something special when you smile

Childlike no on understand
Jack knife in your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is
measured out in years
You don't know what it's like
to listen to you fears

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Big man walking in the park
Wigwam frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is
measured out in you
You think you know but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

Hey Bulldog


I have stumbled upon some wierd names in other Jobs i have done, an E Coli, Ian Michael Andrew Pratt, Fred Klitz,

I like I M A Pratt.

I think the funniest one I have seen recently, was an article published in (I think) the Guardian earlier this year. Can't remember all the details, but the article was about child abuse or something similar. A very interesting read. Then at the bottom, you have the authors name..... 'Phil Boyce'.

It was Roger Boyes, and it was an article about the Catholic church and the Sexual abuse of young boys

That's the one.

Hilarious.

here is the article

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snout time, christ its slow today

samiola wrote:

ha ha ha

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A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

I should fucking hope so.

Where was Adminazzi when this event happened?

samiola wrote:

ha ha ha

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The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha ha

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A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

I should fucking hope so.

Where was Adminazzi when this event happened?

it wasnt him, he was rimming a baboon at the time

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

The Magic Man wrote:

samiola wrote:

ha ha ha

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A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

I should fucking hope so.

Where was Adminazzi when this event happened?

it wasnt him, he was rimming a baboon at the time

No i was fisting a Sheep whilst wearing galoshes filled with custard and beans

Any of you cunts got Blackpool tickets? Still some available....

TBOK wrote:

Any of you cunts got Blackpool tickets? Still some available....

FUCK!!!! I had forgotten about that!!!!!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Any of you cunts got Blackpool tickets? Still some available....

FUCK!!!! I had forgotten about that!!!!!

Clock end has plenty

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

TBOK wrote:

Any of you cunts got Blackpool tickets? Still some available....

FUCK!!!! I had forgotten about that!!!!!

If any of you cunts need tickets I can get them. Got a very reliable tout. Any game.

its only coming up for matches for the emirates cup and the members day