Thursday 22-7-10

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

for a million quid would you hit this

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Happily. There's not a lot I wouldn't hit for a million quid. In fact, I'm not sure if there's anything I wouldn't hit for a million quid.

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

for a million quid would you hit this

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Happily. There's not a lot I wouldn't hit for a million quid. In fact, I'm not sure if there's anything I wouldn't hit for a million quid.

what about magic?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

for a million quid would you hit this

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Happily. There's not a lot I wouldn't hit for a million quid. In fact, I'm not sure if there's anything I wouldn't hit for a million quid.

your a slut

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

for a million quid would you hit this

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Happily. There's not a lot I wouldn't hit for a million quid. In fact, I'm not sure if there's anything I wouldn't hit for a million quid.

what about magic?

Excluding men.

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Imagine getting sucked off by that

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

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Imagine getting sucked off by that

Thats a 30 pinter minimum

Thats a 30 pinter minimum
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Mind you, your knob is liable to get shredded if you put it in that mouth

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Thats a 30 pinter minimum
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Mind you, your knob is liable to get shredded if you put it in that mouth

make sure she is wearing a gum shield

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Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Thats a 30 pinter minimum
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Mind you, your knob is liable to get shredded if you put it in that mouth

make sure she is wearing a gum shield

probably a better bet than this one:

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Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Thats a 30 pinter minimum
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Mind you, your knob is liable to get shredded if you put it in that mouth

make sure she is wearing a gum shield

probably a better bet than this one:

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I bet shes good at crunching carrotts and knawing through trees to build damms

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Admin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Thats a 30 pinter minimum
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Mind you, your knob is liable to get shredded if you put it in that mouth

make sure she is wearing a gum shield

probably a better bet than this one:

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I bet shes good at crunching carrotts and knawing through trees to build damms

at least if you murdered her you could say you thought it was bugs bunny

Any danger of some decent conversation?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Definate no no for me but thats because I am married and 9 times out of 10 before i was married, most of them were just about doable when drunk

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

best not to repeat that in the future then!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

I dont mind a bit of cushion for the pushin, just not overly fat, probably a size 16 would be my limit

does anyone reckon we will get another striker now that eduardos gone or have we got enough already?

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

I dont mind a bit of cushion for the pushin, just not overly fat, probably a size 16 would be my limit

I wouldn't mind but its JUST the belly. Like shes preggers. Urgh!