Thursday 22-7-10

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

I dont mind a bit of cushion for the pushin, just not overly fat, probably a size 16 would be my limit

I wouldn't mind but its JUST the belly. Like shes preggers. Urgh!

Perhaps she was pregnant..................and its yours!!

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

I dont mind a bit of cushion for the pushin, just not overly fat, probably a size 16 would be my limit

I wouldn't mind but its JUST the belly. Like shes preggers. Urgh!

ah, in that case tell her untill shes done some stomach crunches and got rid of the gut she can fuck off

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Admin wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Any danger of some decent conversation?

You start something off then

I went to meet a girl last night, who I had previously met when hammered. Anyone else agree that seeing women when you're sober is a no,no?

Agreed, could be a complete disaster especially if she was some hideous monstrosity.

What was she like in your sober vision then?

She was alright when drunk, cracking pair of tits and a nice face.

However I failed to realise how suitably plump she is when i saw her yesterday!

I dont mind a bit of cushion for the pushin, just not overly fat, probably a size 16 would be my limit

I wouldn't mind but its JUST the belly. Like shes preggers. Urgh!

Perhaps she was pregnant..................and its yours!!

No, not a baby Captain please 1 is more than enough

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

are you allowed to say cunt on facebook? I left a message on there yesterday calling the eduardo bashers who were leaving nasty messages a bunch of "fucking ungrateful cunts"

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

did they just think she was getting fat then?

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

are you allowed to say cunt on facebook? I left a message on there yesterday calling the eduardo bashers who were leaving nasty messages a bunch of "fucking ungrateful cunts"

i've said it on there hundreds of times.

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

sure you're happy now, but at the time that must be horrific.

This girl i know doesnt even have a baby bump or anything.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

Most dont, but some still can.

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

I've got a better one for you, a chick who works with my missus collapsed at their work one day, she had went into labour and didn't even know she was preggers.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

She claimed she was still having them. Her periods have been fucked up since she was 15 because of the various contraception stuff she's been on. I also think she was in denial.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

I've got a better one for you, a chick who works with my missus collapsed at their work one day, she had went into labour and didn't even know she was preggers.

Imagine if a woman went to the toilet and a baby popped out. Wonder if thats happened before

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

She claimed she was still having them. Her periods have been fucked up since she was 15 because of the various contraception stuff she's been on. I also think she was in denial.

My missus has the implant, a tiny metal rod in her bicep. It's a contraceptive that has a 99% chance of stoping pregnancy, also stops periods

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

I've got a better one for you, a chick who works with my missus collapsed at their work one day, she had went into labour and didn't even know she was preggers.

Imagine if a woman went to the toilet and a baby popped out. Wonder if thats happened before

I'd imagine she realsie when she was starting to push it out. although i've thought i've been giving birth a few times sitting on the pan.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

She claimed she was still having them. Her periods have been fucked up since she was 15 because of the various contraception stuff she's been on. I also think she was in denial.

My missus has the implant, a tiny metal rod in her bicep. It's a contraceptive that has a 99% chance of stoping pregnancy, also stops periods

you dont want kids then?

Morning cunts.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

I've got a better one for you, a chick who works with my missus collapsed at their work one day, she had went into labour and didn't even know she was preggers.

Imagine if a woman went to the toilet and a baby popped out. Wonder if thats happened before

Only in Soaps i think, on about weird names kids have now in my nieces nursery there is some kid whose actual name is JD, a couple of Paris's and the best one that makes me laugh is Timotei, a polish lad obviously there version of Timothy but to me i just think of the shampoo

TBOK wrote:

Morning cunts.

Morning anus licker

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

She claimed she was still having them. Her periods have been fucked up since she was 15 because of the various contraception stuff she's been on. I also think she was in denial.

My missus has the implant, a tiny metal rod in her bicep. It's a contraceptive that has a 99% chance of stoping pregnancy, also stops periods

you dont want kids then?

I believe its more the register hes on says he cant be within 300 ft of kids

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Captain Obvious wrote:

TBOK's Minion wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

speaking of babies, one of my friends, friends has just had a baby and called it: Euhphoria Temprance

that is fucking horrendous!

I got a mate who found out about 6 weeks ago that his mrs was 7 months pregnant.

Neither of them had any idea!

That's how I obtained my little one.

surely the missus would have realised she missed her period and other stuff like that? Do women have periods whilst they are up the duff?

She claimed she was still having them. Her periods have been fucked up since she was 15 because of the various contraception stuff she's been on. I also think she was in denial.

My missus has the implant, a tiny metal rod in her bicep. It's a contraceptive that has a 99% chance of stoping pregnancy, also stops periods

Can you have that removed ifyou decide you want kiddywinks?

Good lad.

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