Monday 26/07/10 Thread

Admin wrote:

samiola wrote:

Admin wrote:

robbing cunts at the petrol station wanted £1.50 for a pot noodle, got myself a chicken and mushroom slice instead

should be 99 p....fuckin hate petrol stations rip off!

tell me about it, i wish the paki shop that was accross the road never closed down, he wa open from 6am to midnight always had what you wanted and cheap as fuck, not to mention the free glass of whisky at christmas

cant beat a good honest paki shop!! food is usulally shit thou....samosas are the only thing i can eat out of there.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

i showed some mates the delight that is the blue waffle yesterday.....so waffly verstaile!!

what was their reaction?

was a buy and a girl....both thought it was funny we were mangled thou and their both fond of filth!

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

ono

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

Honestly, if the cash was right there, you'd do it for about 10k.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

Captain Obvious wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

Honestly, if the cash was right there, you'd do it for about 10k.

defo

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd do it for free, and sell it to the papers.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

which word is the odd one out

wife, blowjob, meat?

blowjob, you can beat your wife and meat but you can't beat a blowjob.



Fucking hell the wife just nipped home for dinner, the wonderful woman only baught us cod and chips and some lucozade :cheers:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

would you eat it? the dump?

Admin wrote:

which word is the odd one out

wife, blowjob, meat?

blowjob, you can beat your wife and meat but you can't beat a blowjob.



Fucking hell the wife just nipped home for dinner, the wonderful woman only baught us cod and chips and some lucozade :cheers:

Your a cunt,

But here's a story. 80% of cod when caught is chalk full of maggots. when you cut the fish open it's swiming in them....enjoy your fish, bitch

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

would you eat it? the dump?

hmmmm, for ten million? yes

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

would you eat it? the dump?

i think the cod and chips may be making a quick return

this is fucking hillarious!!!!!!

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

would you eat it? the dump?

hmmmm, for ten million? yes

You have to chew the sweetcorn then tounge her arsehole clean...get all the shite off.

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Admin wrote:

which word is the odd one out

wife, blowjob, meat?

blowjob, you can beat your wife and meat but you can't beat a blowjob.



Fucking hell the wife just nipped home for dinner, the wonderful woman only baught us cod and chips and some lucozade :cheers:

Your a cunt,

But here's a story. 80% of cod when caught is chalk full of maggots. when you cut the fish open it's swiming in them....enjoy your fish, bitch

Thats alright, I am sure they would bedead once they are fried anyway

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

would you eat it? the dump?

hmmmm, for ten million? yes

You have to chew the sweetcorn then tounge her arsehole clean...get all the shite off.

mmm tasty!

lunch!

Aberdeengooner wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Would you munch out a blue waffle for 10 million pounds?

id do it for 100 grand

id fuck any bird going for 10 mill

even susan boyle?

I'd fuck her everyday for a month for 10 mill

Yeah i'd probably let her take a dump on me for 10 mil

would you eat it? the dump?

hmmmm, for ten million? yes

You have to chew the sweetcorn then tounge her arsehole clean...get all the shite off.

for ten mill i could have her killed straight after so she didnt tell anyone

samiola wrote:

this is fucking hillarious!!!!!!

almost spewed when he sucked the condom dry