Friday the 13th Thread

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Manchester City have offered Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic a four-year deal worth £96m - or roughly £500,000 a week.
Full story: the Sun


fucking hell

I wouldnt give him500 pence a week.

So overrated.

... or £5

Watch out bouldy your nemesis is back

It livens up a Friday with nothing to do.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Manchester City have offered Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic a four-year deal worth £96m - or roughly £500,000 a week.
Full story: the Sun


fucking hell

I wouldnt give him500 pence a week.

So overrated.

... or £5

Top of the class in maths by any chance?

He'd kill it in the prem thou..... You should be worried

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Manchester City have offered Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic a four-year deal worth £96m - or roughly £500,000 a week.
Full story: the Sun


fucking hell

Hope the Arab cunts run out of oil.......dune coons

Lol and you called me the chav!

although i gotta say, Iagree

samiola wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Manchester City have offered Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic a four-year deal worth £96m - or roughly £500,000 a week.
Full story: the Sun


fucking hell

I wouldnt give him500 pence a week.

So overrated.

... or £5

Top of the class in maths by any chance?

He'd kill it in the prem thou..... You should be worried

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba, my moneys on him doing well, couldnt be worse than Adecantscore though

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Na he'd be class I think he's 6"5 so won't get bullied and he'd skin the shut lumpy centre backs as well as being a threat in the air....quality buy for city...with him and tevez up top the could win the league

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

I dont hate either of them. i'm just using them as examples. Its the same with Steven Taylor, Ryan Nelsen, and a lot of the centre halves you'll come up against in the premiership. If you're better than them then they've got this belief that its better to hack you down a few times and pick up a booking on the basis that players like Ibra, Berbatov et will shy away from a physical battle. Taking any notion of quick feet and skill out of the game. Its what's wrong with the English game. It makes for exciting football but not a great standard of it.

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

samiola wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Na he'd be class I think he's 6"5 so won't get bullied and he'd skin the shut lumpy centre backs as well as being a threat in the air....quality buy for city...with him and tevez up top the could win the league

I'd take that bet. He'd score less than 15 premier league goals if he joined City.

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

If he comes back like eduaro did....all slow and shit that's a fuckin liberty

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

In a years time so could Wilshere or Nasri. But i think Ramsey has more potential than either of them if i'm being completely honest. So lets hope its not too much of a setback.

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

samiola wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

If he comes back like eduaro did....all slow and shit that's a fuckin liberty

With ramsey being younger (is he 19 or 20?) his body would heal more quickly so i dont think it will be similar to eduardo

Plus he wont have been out as long

Apparently Valon Behrami's for sale.

Quality player.

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Apparently Valon Behrami's for sale.

Quality player.

not what we need cunt chops

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Apparently Valon Behrami's for sale.

Quality player.

not what we need cunt chops

No i know. But if i was Man United i'd be in there Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Apparently Valon Behrami's for sale.

Quality player.

Buy the Swiss cunt

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

i wouldnt go near your aids infected bell end

and I certainly would be sticking anything up that end... eurgh

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Apparently Valon Behrami's for sale.

Quality player.

not what we need cunt chops

No i know. But if i was Man United i'd be in there Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

back to banter theiving...

get your own jokes dickhead

SonsOfPitches wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

i wouldnt go near your aids infected bell end

and I certainly would be sticking anything up that end... eurgh

If you ever change your mind then ask someone called dubbed the new wenger about how to make it less painful. Apparantly he has lots of experienced with getting arse fucked

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

samiola wrote:

Van Persies Left Foot wrote:

SonsOfPitches wrote:

Harvey Prices Secret Twin wrote:

Could be Bergkamp-esque.. or flop like Berba

---------------------------------------------

His movement isnt as good as bergkamps.

Dennis always had space whereas Ibra relies on his trickery. Which wont work with players like Martin Taylor and Ryan Shawcross knocking seven bells out of him every time he gets away from them.

Its time to let go of the hatred towards them players, espec the latter...

Ramsey will be back soon, my only fear for him is that he will be back to square one, a very small bit-part role again... bad times

hope not, may take him time to get back to where he was and will pick up a few niggling injuries, but with fab likely to go next season ramsey could easily slot straight in

Like a cock up sons of pitches bum hole

i wouldnt go near your aids infected bell end

and I certainly would be sticking anything up that end... eurgh

If you ever change your mind then ask someone called dubbed the new wenger about how to make it less painful. Apparantly he has lots of experienced with getting arse fucked

Guy is a one trick pony though, can only blow once

i wouldnt go near your aids infected bell end

and I certainly would be sticking anything up that end... eurgh


Oh my god your my missus...I knew I recognised that charm from somewhere!!

Thank fuck its friday, only just realised its Fri 13th......load of bollocks anyway.

Am i cuntish being that i went to bed at 9pm last night!?